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Song Parodies -> "I've Gots Reality"

Original Song Title:

"The Remedy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jason Mraz

Parody Song Title:

"I've Gots Reality"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

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I hear they're casting for the Real World
When you think about that, it's a little bit absurd
But you were raised on Paula Abdul
Eighties rule
But Arsenio will never be cool
And what Simon says is bogus
Vote him off the earth, you know this
Isn't how to win your roses
Even Monica would blow this
Hey, let's show this - play it on TV
'Cause if you've gots the game shows
I've gots reality

Reality
This is ridiculous
Who Wants to Be an E! True Story?
Newfound celebrity
Is so insidious
Come pose for next month's nude pictor-i-al
I says the irony is how you'll wanna spend
The rest of your life being famous
But you'll be nameless once the show ends
Till you crash your car and make headlines once again

I - I won't worry that it's a game (hey- oh -)
Cuz I - I want fifteen min-nits of fame (hey- oh -)

I played an Ozzy record on my stereo
Wait a (bleep)in' second, that was twenty years ago
Too mainstream nowadays to bite the head off a bat
Like Fear Factor or the Playmate and her poodle with that
Octogenarian's cash
What's with marryin' trash
When fake millionaires buy brides, but none survives nights
In the Amazon
No pajamas on
Man, if you've gots the sitcoms
I've gots reality

Reality
Is inescapable
Who'll be your mid-season replacement?
I'd pitch morality
But I'm incapable
That's me in Tonya Harding's basement
I says the tragedy is though you'll wanna spend
The rest of your life as an Idol
You're suicidal once it all ends
Then you'll bare it all in the tabloids once again

I - I'm on TV and it's insane (hey- oh-)
I - I've got fifteen min-nits of fame (hey- oh-)
I - I'll date models and change my name (hey- oh-)
I - I've got fifteen minutes of fame (hey- oh-)
(etc.)

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Junior - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
This is HILARIOUS. I nearly fell out of my chair at times. I found the Monica Lewinsky and Tonya Harding lines particularly funny. The pacing was a tad off at times, but the parody was great nonetheless.
Billy Florio - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
you guys at Spaff.com are great! Can I link to your website on my website?
Spaff - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks for the kind words. And certainly, Billy, link away.
irishman - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
funny as hell. great work old chap.
MysteryGoat - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Damn I wish I thought of this. All I could come up for this song was yet another song without a name.
Spaff.com - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Belated thanks, irishman. And MysteryGoat, there's still a good chance that this one will be recorded - thanks for the comments, and for digging into my archives.
Ethan Mawyer - October 17, 2003 - Report this comment
before you get this recorded you might want to write something for the third verse "when i fall in love/i take my time/there's no need to hurry when i'm making up my mind/ you can turn off the sun (not sure about this line)/but i'm still gonna shine/ and i'll tell you why" and not many people seem to have noticed this but i wrote the only other parody to this song on this site its called "chemistry"
Spaff.com - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Ethan: Ever since I hooked up with Robert Lund, I've tried to keep most of my parodies short enough that, if recorded, they'll be no more than 2-3 minutes long. (It's admittedly a sellout to the prospect of getting them on the radio.) So I'll intentionally cut a verse or chorus or (as you noticed with this one) the bridge. And I like your "Chemistry." It's smokin'.
FuNkY mOnKeY - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Absolute excellence!! Again!
Dan P - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Inspirational!
Spaff.com - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, DP
- June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
great!
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, dash. Or is it "hyphen"?
Ricky Ticky Taffy - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I think he left the name field blank, since a dash usually appears right after the commenter's name.

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