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Song Parodies -> "Green Bench (Confessions of a runner)"

Original Song Title:

"Green Eyes"

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Parody Song Title:

"Green Bench (Confessions of a runner)"

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The Lyrics

we run a lot in P.E....
Honey you are the bench
Upon which I sit
Although the gym has a stench
I don't notice a bit
The green bench, everybody, sits upon you
And how could, anybody, deny you
Came here after a run
And i feel so much better sitting on you
Bench, you're number one
And i could never run track without you
Green bench

Honey, after PE
I'm really ready to croak
And I'll go here, guaranteed
To sit on you, you know

The green bench, on you i'd like to place my behind
And anyone who wanted to stand up, must be out of their mind
Because I came after a run
And it feels so much better resting on you
Oh, bench, out of the sun
I could never run track without you
Green bench, green bench
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhh (sigh)

Honey you are the bench
Upon which I sit...

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