Song Parodies -> Phones

Original Song Title:

"Clocks"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

  
Parody Song Title:

"Phones"

Parody Written by:

Aprice

This song is just a random parody, really. It doesn't have anything to do with phones, just like the original song had nothing to do with clocks.
Lights are out and I cannot see,
Stumbling down and I have to pee.
I can't seem to find my keys,
Oh I whine, I whine and scream
Singing,
Come out of your daydreams,
I am pulling on the seams
Of a new coat worn by a sage,
I'm gonna have time-out in my cage
Screaming,

Who are
You are

Illusive and all alone,
Closing doors and ringing phones.
Gonna go back and rake my face,
What are you doing with that mace?
I'm Saying: come out go to the beach,
Cursed stuff and immunities.
Am I a pawn or just obscure,
Or am I a normal human being?
Singing:

Who are, Moo are
Stew are, Blue are
Dew are, Loo are
And nothing causes fear.
And nothing rips an ear.
And nothing tastes like corn.

Ka boom,Seen far
Rome, Rome, where I don't want to go
Roam, Roam, what I don't want to do
Dome, Dome, what else rhymes with dome?(Who are)
Home, home, where I want/need to go(Who are)
Clocks~ColdplayThis parody~ ApriceCopyright 2006
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Jason - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked it.
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Loved it.

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