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Song Parodies -> "Viva La Hermaphrodite"

Original Song Title:

"Viva La Vida"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Viva La Hermaphrodite"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5TNK-TvIcI
He’s half boy and half girl
Wears his tie when he wears her pearls
And in the evening she wears cologne
All night long he’s on the phone

She hangs out with the guys
But his friends don’t look into his eyes
He wears fourteen karat rings
Would his crown say queen or would it say king?

He takes his friends to go pee
At Superbowl 43
But one thing that they can not understand
Is that when he goes pee does he sit or stand?

She loves baseball with some extra innings
He loves Melissa Etheridge singing
She likes hunting a 10 point deer
When Oprah Winfrey talks, he has to hear

If you ask me, I can't explain
But I know they're not normal
Normal is such a wrong word
Cause she's half boy and he's half girl

She watches football and loves to win
He wears lotion to help his skin
She plays Rockband and she's always drums
When he has a problem, he runs to mum

Uses a razor to shave
For her face, also on his legs
After work he goes right to the gym
In the bedroom, she's faking for him

She loves hot buffalo wings for eating
He asks Oprah what he should be reading
She likes downing a couple beers
He gains half a pound and think he's a steer

If you ask me, I can't explain
Didn't even know there was a name
Normal is such a wrong word
Cause she's half boy and he's half girl

She hates movies with a lot of singing
He spends his weekends coupon clipping
She buys new clothes about once a year
When Raychel Ray is on, he must be near

If you ask me, I can't explain
Who knew that Peter was a dual-name?
Normal is such a wrong word
Cause she's half boy and he's half girl

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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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Peregrin - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
(U/V) Where's all the comments? I thought this was a gem. A hidden gem apparently! Many great back and forward lines, I really enjoyed this, Abbott S.
Agrimorfee - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
High Alpha/Omega thinking here! Really creative and funny because you described two characters, wheras most folks probably would have described just one.
Meriadoc - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
U/V - I too like the back and forth. Good job.
Porfle Popnecker - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Fun parody.
Blaydeman - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) I too loved the back and forth style. It added to the comedy a lot. Good work, as always Abbott.
Matthias - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
This one was amazing! I loved that you used the stereotypes of all guys and girls with this one. Too brilliant!

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