Song Parodies ->Authors -> Abbott Skelding
Hi, my name is Abbott Skelding (but you knew that already didn't you?) and these are my parodies…my first parody started out as a joke of Eminem's "Cleaning Out My Closet" called "Going Out To Subway". Since then I have written songs about expired food, hating your school teacher, back fat, bed wetting, random fears, TV, and a guy who fell in love with his friends sister. I am in a parody band with my two younger brothers called The Sporksters, and they really really do not like parodies at all…but you can check them out at myspace.com/sporksters
But yea, amiright is an excellent site..I'm so glad there is a place that I can post all of my parodies for people to read (other than my fridge)...hope everyone likes my songs from the past, and will continue to like them into the future…
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Goin' Out To SubWay | Cleanin Out My Closet | Eminem | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 92 | |
| Fear Factor | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 69 | |
| American Idol | American Idiot | Green Day | 2.6 | 2.8 | 2.6 | 112 | |
| Salvation Army | Seven Nation Army | The White Stripes | 3.3 | 2.9 | 3.1 | 83 | |
| My Food | My Boo | Usher (feat. Alicia Keys) | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 86 | |
| One Last Breast (Chicken Breast) | One Last Breath | Creed | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 82 | |
| Marco's Pizza | Intuition | Jewel | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 58 | |
| Squidward's Paradise | Amish Paradise | Weird Al Yankovic | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 105 | |
| Toy Store | Hardware Store | Weird Al Yankovic | 4.3 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 184 | |
| My PS2 | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 91 | |
| Learn | Germs | 'Weird Al' Yankovic | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 67 | |
| My Baby's In Love With My Little Brother | My Baby's In Love With Eddie Veddar | 'Weird Al' Yankovic | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 63 | |
| Rule The World | Naughty Girl | Beyonce | 1.8 | 2.5 | 2.2 | 80 | |
| 2004 | 1985 | Bowling For Soup | 3.8 | 4.3 | 3.9 | 101 | |
| Real Bad Itch | Cold Hard Bitch | Jet | 3.4 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 82 | |
| My Story | Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm | Crash Test Dummies | 3.5 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 60 | |
| Any Fries? | Open Your Eyes | Alterbridge | 2.0 | 2.5 | 2.0 | 77 | |
| Sing Perfect (American Idol) | Perfect | Simple Plan | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.4 | 74 | |
| Dodgeball (The Movie) | Roses | OutKast | 3.0 | 2.7 | 3.0 | 76 | |
| Football Field of Unfair Teams | Blvd. of Broken Dreams | Green Day | 3.9 | 3.1 | 3.9 | 102 | |
| In The Fridge | In The End | Linkin Park | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 79 | |
| Overplayed | Vertigo | U2 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 76 | |
| You Took Weird Al's Song | Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Since I've Been Blonde | Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 76 | |
| Pretty Fly For A Fat Guy | Pretty Fly For A White Guy | The Offspring | 4.1 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 335 | |
| Are You Gonna Be My Grill? | Are You Gonna Be My Girl? | Jet | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Look What You've Ate | Look What You've Done | Jet | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Comma | Karma | Alicia Keys | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 96 | |
| Coda | Lola | The Kinks | 4.0 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 58 | |
| Sleepover Guy | Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Taco Bell | Unwell | Matchbox 20 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 2.8 | 88 | |
| Sleep (4 AM) | Breathe (2 AM) | Anna Nalick | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.7 | 93 | |
| Saturday | Holiday | Green Day | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 75 | |
| Doggy | Bodies | Drowning Pool | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Toledo | Yeah | Usher | 4.7 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Can't Pay My Bills | Beverly Hills | Weezer | 2.3 | 4.3 | 3.3 | 87 | |
| Trick or Treat | Incomplete | Backstreet Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| My Bag Of Ice | My Sacrifice | Creed | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| (Guy with the Mullet) Joe Dirt | Eye of the Tiger | Survivor | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 137 | |
| What's It Waiting For? | What You Waiting For? | Gwen Stefani | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 74 | |
| Pair of Jeans | Cold Machines | Alice Cooper | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Wake Me Up When Santa Clause Comes | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 84 | |
| Thank God For (Another Green Day Parody) | Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) | Green Day | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 262 | |
| How Bad Does My Fart Stink? | This is How A Heart Breaks | Rob Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| 2005 | 1985 | Bowling For Soup | 3.3 | 4.4 | 4.1 | 97 | |
| Junk | Numb | Linkin Park | 2.5 | 2.0 | 2.2 | 51 | |
| Popsicle | Bicycle Race | Queen | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 73 | |
| Because Of Food | Because Of You | Kelly Clarkson | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 108 | |
| Eat Pie | Don't Lie | Black Eyed Peas | 4.4 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 79 | |
| Down My Frontside | The Great Divide | Scott Stapp | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 62 | |
| Don't Be Late For The Bus | Don't Forget About Us | Mariah Carey | 3.3 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 104 | |
| Parody | L.O.V.E. | Ashlee Simpson | 2.0 | 1.8 | 2.0 | 74 | |
| South Park | My Humps | Black Eyed Peas | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 292 | |
| Hostess | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 68 | |
| Brainiac | Maniac | Michael Sembello | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| I Hate The Cold Weather | We Belong Together | Mariah Carey | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 254 | |
| Hate The Teacher | Hot For Teacher | Van Halen | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 283 | |
| I'm N Luv (Wit Ur Sister) | I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper) | T-Pain | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 1347 | |
| Give Me Candy Canes | Give Me Novacaine | Green Day | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 72 | |
| Lil' Nicky | St. Jimmy | Green Day | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| High School | She's A Rebel | Green Day | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Middle School Suburbia | Jesus Of Suburbia | Green Day | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 78 | |
| Reality Shows | Are We The Waiting | Green Day | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 60 | |
| Brain Fart | Brain Stew | Green Day | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 69 | |
| Lemonade | Whatsername | Green Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Between Preschool and High School | Between High School and Old School | Alice Cooper | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Fat Date | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 102 | |
| Empty Fridge | London Bridge | Fergie | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 114 | |
| Take A Left | Irreplaceable | Beyonce | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.6 | 330 | |
| 2006 | 1985 | Bowling For Soup | 3.6 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 130 | |
| Lick Ya Fingers | Snap Ya Fingers | Lil' Jon (Feat. E-40 and Sean Paul) | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 94 | |
| Detention | Spiral | Godsmack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| Chasing Stars | Chasing Cars | Snow Patrol | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Get Rid Of Your Girlfriend | Girlfriend | Avril Lavigne | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 343 | |
| Back Fat | Smack That | Akon (Feat. Eminem) | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 169 | |
| Crib of the Angels | Lips of an Angel | Hinder | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 101 | |
| Under My Bed | Over My Head (Cable Car) | The Fray | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| Bathtime | Mr. Brightside | The Killers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Some Kind of Vegetable | Some Kind of Wonderful | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Before He Eats | Before He Cheats | Carrie Underwood | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 249 | |
| Four At The Mourning | 4 in the Morning | Gwen Stefani | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Panophobia | Animal I Have Become | Three Days Grace | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 163 | |
| 31 Flavors | 99 Problems | Jay-Z | 4.5 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| Can't Dance | Dance, Dance | Fall Out Boy | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.8 | 241 | |
| Siamese Twins | Never Again | Kelly Clarkson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Yahtzee | Zombie | The Cranberries | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 150 | |
| Weather Report | Umbrella | Rihanna | 4.5 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 230 | |
| All Nighters Exist | Aliens Exist | Blink 182 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Terrible Day | Beautiful Day | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| I Drink Lots of Rockstar | Party Like A Rockstar | Shop Boyz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 338 | |
| Old | Cold | Crossfade | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| (I'm Gonna) Write a Parody | (You Want To) Make A Memory | Bon Jovi | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 127 | |
| Hypnotized | Paralyzer | Finger Eleven | 4.2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| Hey Aunt Jemima | Hey There Delilah | Plain White T's | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 394 | |
| Scarred | Evolution | Korn | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 116 | |
| I Can Not Drive | Shut Up and Drive | Rihanna | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 208 | |
| I Was Robbed (It's All Gone) | When You're Gone | Avril Lavigne | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 184 | |
| She Thinks My Grandpa's Sexy | She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy | Kenny Chesney | 3.6 | 5.0 | 4.6 | 260 | |
| Bed Wetting | White Wedding | Billy Idol | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 200 | |
| N Hndrd Prds | Thnks Fr Th Mmrs | Fall Out Boy | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| I've Never Taken A Shower | If I Had A $1000000 | Barenaked Ladies | 5.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 146 | |
| Mythbusters | Miss Murder | AFI | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Maury | Maybe | Annie The Musical | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Santa Claus | Teenagers | My Chemical Romance | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 288 | |
| 2007 | 1985 | Bowling For Soup | 4.2 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 191 | |
| Constipated | Perfect Situation | Weezer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Chores | Low | Flo Rida | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 352 | |
| I'm A Guy | Bye Bye Bye | N'Sync | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Guitar Hero | Jukebox Hero | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| Won't Leave Home Without You (The Pants Song) | Won't Go Home Without You | Maroon 5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 354 | |
| Almost Easter | Almost Easy | Avenged Sevenfold | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| Atari | Sorry | BuckCherry | 2.7 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 171 | |
| She's Got A MySpace Now | She's Got A Boyfriend Now | Bowling For Soup | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 134 | |
| Spring Break | Bubbly | Colbie Caillat | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 269 | |
| The Random Parody | Ocean Avenue | Yellowcard | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Three in the Afternoon | Nine in the Afternoon | PANIC! at the Disco | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 161 | |
| My Super Sweet 16 | Bleeding Love | Leona Lewis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| Boulevard of Bad Hygiene | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Graduation | Revolution | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 87 | |
| Ultimate Fighter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| I Kissed a Squirrel | I Kissed a Girl | Katy Perry | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 740 | |
| Cookie Jar | Handlebars | Flobots | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 35 |
