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Song Parodies -> "Since I've Been Blonde"

Original Song Title:

"Since U Been Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Since I've Been Blonde"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

i liked my first parody so much, i did it again (the song again)
Here's the thing i'm a brunette
But lately i wanted somthing different
Yeah yeah
Since i've been blonde

I'm dedicated I took the time
Wasn't long till new hair was mine
Yeah Yeah
Since i've been blonde

And all i'd ever hear you say
Is what a bad move that was
That's all i'd ever hear you say

But Since i've been blonde
People stare like i'm not smart
What is so wrong
Yeah yeah
Thanks to that
Now it looks
Like i'm dumb
Since i've been blonde

How can I put it? It's too late now
This is worse than a unibrow
No no
Since i've been blonde

And now i hear everyone say
I just wanna be with you
Before, you never felt that way



I took my chance and blew it
People look like i've lost my mind
Shut your mouth I just can't take it
Again and again and again and again

Since i've been blonde
I'm wondering whats 2+4
I want this all gone
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I want
I want it all gone
Why are there so many blonde jokes?
I want it all gone
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I want (I want)
You should know (you should know)
That I want
I want it all gone
Since i've been blonde
Since i've been blonde
Since i've been blonde

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 10

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Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd put a snappy comment here, but, being a blonde, you wouldn't get it.
Phil Alexander - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I had this kind of idea, too: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/rainbow0.shtml - same idea, but treated differently. Come to think of it, they almost go like a pair :-)
Phil Alexander - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
PS... Kelly who? Funnily enough, a completely different song...
Blue Ant - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, Phil, Kelly Hu is an actress.
Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
And she's a brunette, too. Among other nice attributes.
NEWMAN - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
HHHHHeeeeellllll it sucked

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