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Album cover parody of Thankful by Kelly Clarkson
Parody album cover
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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Kelly Clarkston

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Breakup Song Queen. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"From Justin To Kelly"The film wasn't very good, and I haven't seen her in any other film. - brainstem

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Kelly Clarkson""Waitress"In Kelly's audition she stated that she was a waitress at a restaurant. - Celeste

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Judas"i couldn't see, i couldn't see how you deceived, you deceived i never thought you'd do that to me - thelastaurora

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Miss Dependant""Miss Independent"Sheila Oh
"Miss Into Pendants""Miss Independent"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Because Of Her""Because Of You"Natasha
"Since U Been Done""Since U Been Gone"me!!
"Cataracts""Behind These Hazel Eyes"Johncooly

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Mr. Know It All,"Nobody knows everything.Heather Brockwell

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Take It Easy," Eagles"Don't Rush," Kelly Clarkson
"Take Your Time (Do It Right)," S.O.S. Band"Don't Rush," Kelly Clarkson
"Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch"Underneath The Tree," Kelly Clarkson
"Born To Lose," Ray Charles"You Can't Win," Kelly Clarkson
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Ever Again" originally "Never Again"
Serafina
"Stronger (Hat Doesn't Kill You)" originally "Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Just don't wear it too tight.
Serafina
"A Moment Like His" originally "A Moment Like This"
Serafina
"Just Missed The Rain" originally "Just Missed The Train"
Alyssa Jayne
"Never Gain" originally "Never Again"
Doodah Bobo

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Don't Crush" originally "Don't Rush"
Serafina
"Don't Brush" originally "Don't Rush"
Serafina
"Underneath The Three" originally "Underneath The Tree"
Three what?
Veronica Persica
"Dark Slide" originally "Dark Side"
Most likely a slide picture with nothing on it.
Serafina
"People Liked Us" originally "People Like Us"
Middle word in the new title is definitely a verb.
Isabella

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Dark Size" originally "Dark Side"
Lauren
"Don't Gush" originally "Don't Rush"
Serafina
"Don't Rust" originally "Don't Rush"
Serafina
"Don't Push" originally "Don't Rush"
Serafina
"Won't Rush" originally "Don't Rush"
Serafina

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

June 28
a parody of "Heartbeat Song" by Kelly Clarkson
Each year, Discovery Channel puts together a week full of shows for Shark Week. This song celebrates that effort. Parody of Heartbeat Song by Kelly Clarkson. Lyrics and Vocals: Jeff Reuben Backing track, mixing and mastering: Jace McLain of Nuclear Bubble Wrap
The FuMP: (mp3)
Feb 19
a parody of "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson
A love song about Fay Wray and America's favorite gigantic monkey.
www.badave.com: (M(onkey)P3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Heartbeat Song""Large Feet Song"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Catch My Breath""King Macbeth"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Since U Been Gone""Just Let Me Draw"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Heartbeat Song""Shark Week Song"Jeff Reuben
"Breakaway""Great Cosplay"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Break Away""Twenty Seventeen"CryHavoc
"Wrapped in Red""MithraMas ( Trapped in Death )"Sue Donym
"Stronger -What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger""Warmer-What Doesn't Chill You Makes you Warmer"Fred Landau
"Einstein""Ben Stein"Blaydeman
"My Life Would Suck Without You""My Life Is Up On YouTube"Agrimorfee

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Behind These Hazel EyesContact LensesNatasha
BreakawayFlight School007Nick
Miss IndependentOnline Dating SiteAndrew Darwitan
BreakawayFlight ServicesAndrew Darwitan
The Trouble With Love IsReject CouncelingMichael
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Mr Know It AllAutism helplineNatasha
I Do Not Hook UpMarriage Divorce CounsellingDongquan
One MinuteWatch Repair ServiceDongquan
Never AgainDomestic Violence CounsellingDongquan
SoberAlcohol Rehabthelastaurora
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Scars To Your Beautiful
   Alessia Cara
Beautiful Disaster
   Kelly Clarkson
Scars To Your Beautiful Disaster
Quyjibo
Everything Is Beautiful
   Ray Stevens
Beautiful Disaster
   Kelly Clarkson
Everything Is A Beautiful Disaster
Edward
Heartbreak Beat
   Psychedelic Furs
Heartbeat Song
   Kelly Clarkson
Heartbreak Beat Song
Alina
Somebody Told Me
   The Killers
You Can't Win
   Kelly Clarkson
Somebody Told Me You Can't Win
Edward
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

R. Kelly Clarkson
R. Kelly combined with Kelly Clarkson
Submitted By: Stu L. Pigeon
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Jordan combined with Kelly Clarkson
And "Jezza" makes all three Top Gear presenters.
Submitted By: Brian Kelly

Misheard Lyrics:

"Catch My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turning my cheek for this secular show
Original Lyrics:
Turning my cheek for the sake of this show
"The Trouble with Love Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your heart believe a lie
It's stronger than your brown eye
Original Lyrics:
Make your heart believe a lie
It's stronger than your pride
"Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're here, the greatest of fear
Snow is falling as a capital C
Original Lyrics:
You're here where you should be
Snow is falling as the carols sing
"Miss Independent"
Misheard Lyrics:
What happened to my cinnamon knots?
Original Lyrics:
What happened to Miss Independent?
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"People Like Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up into this world unknown.
Original Lyrics:
we come into this world unknown.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Jaimee

I heard it and i was like duh! It's not like we are celebs when we are born. Then, I had to look up the lyrics a bunch of times.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Because of you"
Better Lyrics:
Because of you I never pay too much for a hotdog
Because of you I marinate from the one side so I don't get burnt
Original Lyrics:
because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk
because of you I like to stay on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Submitted by: Andy Leburgerman
"Break Away"
Better Lyrics:
I roll a blunt and learn how to fly
Do what it takes till I get high
Take some weed, roll a blunt
Light it up and smoke away
Original Lyrics:
I spread my wings and learn how to fly
Do what it takes till I touch the sky
Make a wish, take a chance
Make a change and break away
Submitted by: Jonathan Williams

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"People Like Us (2010s)"
The Funny Lyrics:
People like us, we've gotta stick together
Why They're Funny:
The title of this song can be interpreted in two different ways. Either (1) the word "like" is a preposition, with the title meaning "people similar to us", which is probably the intended meaning, or (2) the word "like" could be a verb, with the title meaning "people are fond of us". This line, which contains the title, could be interpreted either way.
Submitted by: Skippy
"Breakaway"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'll spread my wings, and I'll learn how to fly
I'll do what it takes until I touch the sky.
Why They're Funny:
It's funny because it implies she's some sort of bird, which she obviously isn't.
Submitted by: Tammi

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Swallow me then spit me out
Why They're Nonsensical:
Unless cannibalism is involved here, I don't see how this can possibly make any literal sense.
Submitted by: Cee Jay
"Never Again"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green
I hope that when you're in bed with her you think of me
I would never wish bad things but I don't wish you well...
Why They're Nonsensical:
Umm...it kinds sounds like Kelly DOES wish bad things for this ex.
Submitted by: Heather13
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Here I am once again,I'm torn into pieces
I can't denny it
I can't pretend, I just thought you were the one
Broken up deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes
Why They're Insincere:
Come on Kelly! There's plenty of other fish in the sea.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Breakaway"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Out of the darkness and into the sun
But I won't forget all the ones that I love
Why They're Misrhymed:
not quite, Kelly...
Submitted by: Michael S.
"Before Your Love"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I wanted more than just an ordinary life
All of my dreams seemed like castles in the sky
Why They're Misrhymed:
First off, there's the obvious: 'life' ends in 'F,' 'sky' doesn't. Also, if you listen closely while saying the two words, the 'I' sounds in them aren't quite the same.
Submitted by: Da Phoenix

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Thankful"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
You know my dreams
Must be listening when I'm talkin' in my sleep
Why They're Inappropriate:
To me, it just seems kind of...::whispers:: 'The call is coming from inside the house.'
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Ready"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Oh I'm ready now
Come get me
Why They're Dirty:
Kelly Clarkson is saying she wants to have sex.
Submitted by: Semaphore
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Because Of You"
The Song Lyrics:
You should've known better than to lean on me
Song They Mention:
"Lean On Me" by Bill Withers (later covered by Club Nouveau)
Submitted by: nally
"Never Again"
The Song Lyrics:
Until he's through with you
Song They Mention:
"Through With You" by Maroon 5 (2004).
Submitted by: Dongquan
There are additional Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Mr. Know It All"
Opening Lines:
Mr. Know It All, well you think you know it all.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Heartbeat Song"
Opening Lines:
This is my heartbeat song and I'm gonna play it.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"You Can Twin" originally "You Can't Win"
Submitted by: Cheryl Jordan
"Just Miss Ed The Train" originally "Just Missed The Train"
Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Be Cause Of You" originally "Because Of You"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Time Less" originally "Timeless"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Missin' Dependent" originally "Miss Independent"
Submitted by: Sarah Tonin

There are additional Song Title Space Change available.

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Since U been gone"
The Lyrics:
...But since you been gone I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on...
Why:
The title says it all... was it so hard to say "Since you've been gone?" It would still be wrong, but at least not *that* bad! In fact, if you listen closely, she actually says "you've" - it's such an awful mistake she can't even go through with it. Personally, I'm soooo moving on.
Submitted by: Shiri
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Ken Locks Rally Submitted by: Alexis
He probably stops it or something.
Cell On Skylark Submitted by: Alexis
Say 'Knoll Clerk' Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Scary Elk Knoll Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
No Clerk, All Sky Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"The Man I Like Most" originally "A Moment Like This"
Submitted by: Alexis
"The Mistaken Limo" originally "A Moment Like This"
Submitted by: Calop
"Monk Will Tar" originally "Mr. Know It All"
Huh?! Whatever....
Submitted by: Quyjibo
"Ear Hem" originally "Hear Me"
Would't that hurt?
Submitted by: Pepsi's Hartebeest
"Ill Bets" originally "Be Still"
Submitted by: Megan

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Breakaway" Length: 10:00
This is the actual length of the full version of the song, although the album contains a considerably shorter edit that is only 3:57 in length. Kelly says she plans to release a re-issue of the album that will contain the full-length version. Seriously, folks.
Submitted by: Rpollck

Song Title Acrostics:

BOY: "Because Of You"
Submitted by: /
BOY: "Because of You"
Submitted by: Felicia

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"He Bind These Hazel Eyes" originally "Behind These Hazel Eyes"
Submitted by: Adlai Alda
"Gall Ready On" originally "Already Gone"
On what?
Submitted by: Selena Stopmez

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
The Lyrics:
Here I am, once again,
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Why:
According to an interview with Entertainment Weekly magazine, Kelly explained that this track was "about the dipstick who completely screwed up and now is unhappy and you're happy."
Submitted by: Cassandra
 

Hidden Tracks:

"Chivas"
The final listed track on her My December album is Irvine. After Irvine ends, there is a few minutes of silence. Then an amazing bonus track called Chivas begins, in which she talks about how crappy her ex boyfriend is and how she can't believe she ever fell for him - and now she prefers Chivas to love.
Submitted by: A
"Chivas"
The final listed track on her My December album is Irvine. After Irvine ends, there is a few minutes of silence. Then an amazing bonus track called Chivas begins, in which she talks about how crappy her ex boyfriend is and how she can't believe she ever fell for him - and now she prefers Chivas to love.
Submitted by: A

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Her completely unrelated co-stars in a car ad"
In 2011, Clarkson did a car commercial with ESPN's Chris Berman, Inside the Actors Studio's James Lipton, and Bizarre Foods' Andrew Zimmern
Submitted by: JeReMy

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