Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Fun Music Information -> Kelly Clarkson
Parody album cover
click to see the original
click to see the original
This is the most recent information about Kelly Clarkson that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Kelly Clarkson, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Kelly ClarkstonMusic Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Breakup Song Queen. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "From Justin To Kelly" | The film wasn't very good, and I haven't seen her in any other film. - brainstem |
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Kelly Clarkson" | "Waitress" | In Kelly's audition she stated that she was a waitress at a restaurant. - Celeste |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Judas" | i couldn't see, i couldn't see how you deceived, you deceived i never thought you'd do that to me - thelastaurora |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Because Of Her" | "Because Of You" | Natasha |
| "Since U Been Done" | "Since U Been Gone" | me!! |
| "Cataracts" | "Behind These Hazel Eyes" | Johncooly |
| "Lameaway" | "Breakaway" | WHATEVER |
| "I Kill Myself For F***ing You" | "I Hate Myself For Losing You" | Andrew Darwitan |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "1994," Jason Aldean | "Already Gone," Kelly Clarkson | |
| "I'm Gonna Win," Foreigner | "I Can't Lose," Kelly Clarkson | |
| "All I Do Is Win," DJ Khaled | "I Can't Lose," Kelly Clarkson | |
| "Get Out Of Denver," Bob Seger | "Already Gone," Kelly Clarkson | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Stronger (Hat Doesn't Kill You)" originally "Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Just don't wear it too tight.
Serafina
"A Moment Like His" originally "A Moment Like This"
Serafina
"Just Missed The Rain" originally "Just Missed The Train"
Alyssa Jayne
"Never Gain" originally "Never Again"
Doodah Bobo
"Ever Again" originally "Never Again"
My Name Is Joe
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"People Liked Us" originally "People Like Us"
Middle word in the new title is definitely a verb.
Isabella
"People Like Gus" originally "People Like Us"
Has a double meaning, just like the original title
Isabella
"I Can't Louse" originally "I Can't Lose"
That's right! We don't want any louse or lice!
Peter
"I Can't Close" originally "I Can't Lose"
Candy Welty
"It Can't Lose" originally "I Can't Lose"
Candy Welty
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"I Hate Myself For Loving You" originally "I Hate Myself For Losing You"
Now it's the title of a song by Joan Jett!
Candy Welty
"I Can't Love" originally "I Can't Lose"
Bob S.
"Watch My Breath" originally "Catch My Breath"
Peter
"Catch My Wreath" originally "Catch My Breath"
Clarkson introduces new Christmas sporting event?
Peter
"Behind Those Hazel Eyes" originally "Behind These Hazel Eyes"
Serafina
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Feb 19
a parody of "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson
A love song about Fay Wray and America's favorite gigantic monkey.
www.badave.com: (M(onkey)P3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)" | "Anger (Whatever Irks You)" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "A Moment Like This" | "A Program Like This" | Rex Ungericht |
| "I'm Already Gone" | "It's Already Gone" | CryHavoc |
| "Since U Been Gone" | "Selling My Thong" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
| "Since U Been Gone" | "What Could Go Wrong?" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
| "What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger)" | "The Line is Getting (Longer)" | Rebekah Dub |
| "Since U Been Gone" | "Since U Been Pwned" | Rex Ungericht |
| "I Do Not Hook Up" | "Please Look At The Road" | D-Mon |
| "Behind These Hazel Eyes" | "Now Where's That Pizza Guy?" | The Piano Minstrel |
| "Since You've Been Gone" | "Since I've Been Drunk" | Ern |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Behind These Hazel Eyes | Contact Lenses | Natasha |
| Breakaway | Flight School | 007Nick |
| Miss Independent | Online Dating Site | Andrew Darwitan |
| Breakaway | Flight Services | Andrew Darwitan |
| The Trouble With Love Is | Reject Counceling | Michael |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Do Not Hook Up | Marriage Divorce Counselling | Dongquan |
| One Minute | Watch Repair Service | Dongquan |
| Never Again | Domestic Violence Counselling | Dongquan |
| Sober | Alcohol Rehab | thelastaurora |
| Walk Away | Paralysis clinic | Ed |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Since U Been Gone Kelly Clarkson | Already Gone Kelly Clarkson | Since U Been Already Gone Should be the sequel to Since U Been Gone? | Dongquan |
| Never Say Never The Fray | Never Again Kelly Clarkson | Never Say Never Again Name of a Movie. | Dongquan |
| Living In A Moment Ty Herndon | A Moment Like This Kelly Clarkson | Living In A Moment Like This | Edward |
| Don't Waste Your Time Kelly Clarkson | Anytime Kelly Clarkson | Don't Waste Anytime | weirdkid106 |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
R. Kelly Clarkson
R. Kelly combined with Kelly Clarkson
Submitted By: Whatsmyname
Jeremy Clarkson
Jeremy Jordan combined with Kelly Clarkson
And "Jezza" makes all three Top Gear presenters.
Submitted By: Brian Kelly
Misheard Lyrics:
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics: Just being myself tonight
Original Lyrics: Just me, myself, and I
| "Catch My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics: Soda waxing the other half
Original Lyrics: Shadow boxing the other half
|
"Because of You"
Misheard Lyrics: Because of you, I always throw up on the sidewalk
Original Lyrics: Because of you, I never stay too far from the sidewalk
| "Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics: Until you make a stroller
Original Lyrics: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
|
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
|
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics: Until you make a stroller
Original Lyrics: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
|
Story about this misheard lyric by: Spaghetti Lee These lyrics were misheard by my 3 year old daughter. :-) |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Because of you"
Better Lyrics:
Because of you I never pay too much for a hotdog
Because of you I marinate from the one side so I don't get burnt
Because of you I marinate from the one side so I don't get burnt
Original Lyrics:
because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk
because of you I like to stay on the safe side so I don't get hurt
because of you I like to stay on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Submitted by: Andy Leburgerman
"Break Away"
Better Lyrics:
I roll a blunt and learn how to fly
Do what it takes till I get high
Take some weed, roll a blunt
Light it up and smoke away
Do what it takes till I get high
Take some weed, roll a blunt
Light it up and smoke away
Original Lyrics:
I spread my wings and learn how to fly
Do what it takes till I touch the sky
Make a wish, take a chance
Make a change and break away
Do what it takes till I touch the sky
Make a wish, take a chance
Make a change and break away
Submitted by: Jonathan Williams
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Breakaway"
The Funny Lyrics: I'll spread my wings, and I'll learn how to fly
I'll do what it takes until I touch the sky. Why They're Funny: It's funny because it implies she's some sort of bird, which she obviously isn't.
Submitted by: Tammi
|
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Swallow me then spit me out
Why They're Nonsensical: Unless cannibalism is involved here, I don't see how this can possibly make any literal sense.
Submitted by: Cee Jay
| "Never Again"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green
I hope that when you're in bed with her you think of me I would never wish bad things but I don't wish you well... Why They're Nonsensical: Umm...it kinds sounds like Kelly DOES wish bad things for this ex.
Submitted by: Heather13
|
| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
The Insincere Lyrics: Here I am once again,I'm torn into pieces
I can't denny it I can't pretend, I just thought you were the one Broken up deep inside But you won't get to see the tears I cry Behind these hazel eyes Why They're Insincere: Come on Kelly! There's plenty of other fish in the sea.
Submitted by: Celeste
|
Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Breakaway"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Out of the darkness and into the sun
But I won't forget all the ones that I love Why They're Misrhymed: not quite, Kelly...
Submitted by: Michael S.
| "Before Your Love"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I wanted more than just an ordinary life
All of my dreams seemed like castles in the sky Why They're Misrhymed: First off, there's the obvious: 'life' ends in 'F,' 'sky' doesn't. Also, if you listen closely while saying the two words, the 'I' sounds in them aren't quite the same.
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
|
Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Thankful"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: You know my dreams
Must be listening when I'm talkin' in my sleep Why They're Inappropriate: To me, it just seems kind of...::whispers:: 'The call is coming from inside the house.'
Submitted by: Da Phoenix
|
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Never Again"
The Song Lyrics: Until he's through with you
Song They Mention: "Through With You" by Maroon 5 (2004).
Submitted by: Dongquan
| "My Life Would Suck Without You"
The Song Lyrics: 'Cause we belong together now
Song They Mention: "We Belong Together" - Mariah Carey
Submitted by: Dongquan
|
| There are additional Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Miss Independent"
Opening Lines: Miss Independent, Miss Self-sufficient
Comments: Submitted by: Alex
|
Song Title Space Change:
"You Can Twin" originally "You Can't Win"
Submitted by: Cheryl Jordan
"Just Miss Ed The Train" originally "Just Missed The Train"
Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Be Cause Of You" originally "Because Of You"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Time Less" originally "Timeless"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Missin' Dependent" originally "Miss Independent"
Submitted by: Sarah Tonin
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Since U been gone"
The Lyrics: ...But since you been gone I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on...
Why: The title says it all... was it so hard to say "Since you've been gone?" It would still be wrong, but at least not *that* bad! In fact, if you listen closely, she actually says "you've" - it's such an awful mistake she can't even go through with it. Personally, I'm soooo moving on.
Submitted by: Shiri
|
Band Name Anagrams:
Say 'Knoll Clerk' Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Scary Elk Knoll Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
No Clerk, All Sky Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
No Skylark Cell Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Lank Rocks Yell Submitted by: Shelley Potts
How can any rocks yell?
Song Title Anagrams:
"Ay, One Glared" originally "Already Gone"
Submitted by: Selena Stopmez
"One Ready Gal" originally "Already Gone"
Submitted by: Selena Stopmez
"All Know Trim" originally "Mr. Know It All"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"Monk Will Tar" originally "Mr. Know It All"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"Know Mill Rat" originally "Mr. Know It All"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Breakaway" Length: 10:00
This is the actual length of the full version of the song, although the album contains a considerably shorter edit that is only 3:57 in length. Kelly says she plans to release a re-issue of the album that will contain the full-length version. Seriously, folks.
Submitted by: Rpollck
Song Title Acrostics:
BOY: "Because Of You"
Submitted by: /
BOY: "Because of You"
Submitted by: Felicia
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
The Lyrics: Here I am, once again,
I'm torn into pieces Can't deny it, can't pretend Just thought you were the one Why: According to an interview with Entertainment Weekly magazine, Kelly explained that this track was "about the dipstick who completely screwed up and now is unhappy and you're happy."
Submitted by: Cassandra
|
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Her completely unrelated co-stars in a car ad"
In 2011, Clarkson did a car commercial with ESPN's Chris Berman, Inside the Actors Studio's James Lipton, and Bizarre Foods' Andrew Zimmern
Submitted by: JeReMy
