Fun Music Information -> Kelly Clarkson

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This is the most recent information about Kelly Clarkson that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Kelly Clarkson, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Kelly Clarkston

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits	Comments & Submitter Name
"From Justin To Kelly"	The film wasn't very good, and I haven't seen her in any other film. - brainstem

Former Career:

Name	New Career	Comments & Submitter Name
"Kelly Clarkson"	"Waitress"	In Kelly's audition she stated that she was a waitress at a restaurant. - Celeste

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name	Comments & Submitter Name
"Judas"	i couldn't see, i couldn't see how you deceived, you deceived i never thought you'd do that to me - thelastaurora

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Because Of Her"	"Because Of You"	Natasha
"Since U Been Done"	"Since U Been Gone"	me!!
"Cataracts"	"Behind These Hazel Eyes"	Johncooly
"Lameaway"	"Breakaway"	WHATEVER
"I Kill Myself For Fing You*"	"I Hate Myself For Losing You"	Andrew Darwitan
There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Miss Independent,"	There's no one with that last name.	shepop

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Give It To Me"	"Never Again," Kelly Clarkson	Nelly's never getting it again. Whatever it may be - Jessie W.
"Why?"	"Because of You," Kelly Clarkson	Guess that's the end of that! - peanut butter person
"Where Is Your Heart?"	"In My Head," Queens Of The Stone Age	Then, where's your brain? - Brian Kelly
"Where Is Your Heart?"	"In America," Creed	Jessica
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Ever Again" originally "Never Again"

My Name Is Joe

"Since U Been One" originally "Since U Been Gone"

Hollajuku

"Because Of Yo" originally "Because Of You"

(Dude)

Kobi

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Freakaway" originally "Breakaway"

thelastaurora

"Dear Me" originally "Hear Me"

Jessica Childress

"Heal Me" originally "Hear Me"

Jessica Childress

"Fear Me" originally "Hear Me"

Jessica Childress

"Heap Me" originally "Hear Me"

Jessica Childress

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

Sep 25 "Living With Mom" by Karl Yaridovich a parody of "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson

A song about a guy who is in his prime but still lives with his mother Soundclick.com: (Mp3) (Comments)

June 19 "Behind this Code I write" by Mr. Haggag a parody of "Behind These Hazel Eyes" by Kelly Clarkson

This song is perfect for anyone studying Java or is in an AP computer Science class Mr. Haggag: (mp3) (Comments)

June 19 "Why Won't it Pwn?" by Mr. Haggag a parody of "Since you've Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson

This song is perfect for anyone studying Java or is in an AP computer Science class Mr. Haggag: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Never Again"	"Never Again Will I Be Your Friend"	thelastaurora
"Hole"	"Mole"	thelastaurora
"Hear Me"	"Fear Me"	thelastaurora
"Breakaway"	"Break Some Wind"	pedrotheporcupine
"Since You've Been Gone"	"I Think I Was Stoned"	Thor2000
"Since U Been Gone"	"Since I Quit Ballet"	Ragdoll
"Since You Been Gone"	"Since I Met You"	Sortyc
"Behind These Hazel Eyes"	"Inside These Pizza Pies"	thelastaurora
"Behind These Hazel Eyes"	"The Pain In Jesus' Eyes"	Joey Dearing
"Because of You"	"Because of You (Ode to Kelly Clarkson)"	Andrew D. Lacroix
There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Behind These Hazel Eyes	Contact Lenses	Natasha
Breakaway	Flight School	007Nick
Miss Independent	Online Dating Site	Andrew Darwitan
Breakaway	Flight Services	Andrew Darwitan
The Trouble With Love Is	Reject Counceling	Michael
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Walk Away	Paralysis clinic	Ed
Addicted	Drug Helpline	Jessica
Because Of You	Co-dependency hotline	Diddims
Because Of You	Self-Esteem Counselling	Diddims
Since U Been Gone	Missing People Hotline	Tessa
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Behind Blue Eyes The Who	Behind These Hazel Eyes Kelly Clarkson	Behind These Bluish Hazel Eyes	Terry
Push The Button Sugababes	Breakaway Kelly Clarkson	Push The Button and Breakaway	Pepper the cat
Livin' In A Moment Ty Herndon	A Moment Like This Kelly Clarkson	Livin' In A Moment Like This	Ed
Runaway The Corrs	Because Of You Kelly Clarkson	Runaway Because Of You	Natasha
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Beautiful Disaster" Misheard Lyrics: He's a dumb as he seems Original Lyrics: He's as damned as it seems	"Where Is Your Heart" Misheard Lyrics: Like a pellet bomb to the ground Like a dream a destiny me Original Lyrics: Like a petal falling to the ground Like a dreamer following his dreams
"Beautiful Disaster" Misheard Lyrics: He's magic in bed, Strong as what I believe. Original Lyrics: His magical myth As strong as what I believe.	"Because Of You" Misheard Lyrics: Because of Jews, I never pick up change off the sidewalk. Original Lyrics: Because of you I never stray to far from the sidewalk.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Since U Been Gone"

Misheard Lyrics:

I'm Sobe-Lean on.

Original Lyrics:

I'm so moving on.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Random

Before the music video came on, there was a commercial on about an energy drink called Sobe-Lean, From there, I kept on singing the misheard lyric until I searched them up online.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Break Away"

Better Lyrics:

I roll a blunt and learn how to fly
Do what it takes till I get high
Take some weed, roll a blunt
Light it up and smoke away

Original Lyrics:

I spread my wings and learn how to fly
Do what it takes till I touch the sky
Make a wish, take a chance
Make a change and break away

Submitted by: Jonathan Williams

Funny Lyrics:

"Break Away"

The Funny Lyrics:

I'll spread my wings, and I'll learn how to fly and do what it takes untill I reach the sky.

Why They're Funny:

is she a flying weirdo or something cause it sounds like she is going to fly away !

Submitted by: Twigy

"Before Your Love"

The Funny Lyrics:

And I don�t know how I�d survive without your kiss �Cause you�ve given me reason to exist

Why They're Funny:

It's not so much funny as it is sad. This person obviously has some self-esteem issues if they think they need love in order to feel complete.

Submitted by: Genevieve

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Never Again" The Nonsensical Lyrics: I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green I hope that when you're in bed with her you think of me I would never wish bad things but I don't wish you well... Why They're Nonsensical: Umm...it kinds sounds like Kelly DOES wish bad things for this ex. Submitted by: Heather13	"Since U Been Gone" The Nonsensical Lyrics: Since you been gone, I can breathe for the first time. Why They're Nonsensical: She would have suffocated by now if she wasn't able to breathe when he was around. Submitted by: Blake
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

The Insincere Lyrics:

Here I am once again,I'm torn into pieces
I can't denny it
I can't pretend, I just thought you were the one
Broken up deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes

Why They're Insincere:

Come on Kelly! There's plenty of other fish in the sea.

Submitted by: Celeste

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Breakaway"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

Out of the darkness and into the sun
But I won't forget all the ones that I love

Why They're Misrhymed:

not quite, Kelly...

Submitted by: Michael S.

"Before Your Love"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

I wanted more than just an ordinary life
All of my dreams seemed like castles in the sky

Why They're Misrhymed:

First off, there's the obvious: 'life' ends in 'F,' 'sky' doesn't. Also, if you listen closely while saying the two words, the 'I' sounds in them aren't quite the same.

Submitted by: Da Phoenix

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"You Found Me"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

it's like i can't breath

Why They're Inappropriate:

If you coulden't breath, you would turn purple and die. If it's like you can't breath, then you're boyfriend will take it as an insult. gosh.

Submitted by: Evil Puppiedog 5 10 5

"Thankful"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

You know my dreams
Must be listening when I'm talkin' in my sleep

Why They're Inappropriate:

To me, it just seems kind of...::whispers:: 'The call is coming from inside the house.'

Submitted by: Da Phoenix

Song Title Space Change:

"Never A Gain" originally "Never Again"

Always breaking even or a loss

Submitted by: Veronica Krumpfelhagen

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Since U been gone"

The Lyrics:

...But since you been gone I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on...

Why:

The title says it all... was it so hard to say "Since you've been gone?" It would still be wrong, but at least not *that* bad! In fact, if you listen closely, she actually says "you've" - it's such an awful mistake she can't even go through with it. Personally, I'm soooo moving on.

Submitted by: Shiri

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Breakaway" Length: 10:00

This is the actual length of the full version of the song, although the album contains a considerably shorter edit that is only 3:57 in length. Kelly says she plans to release a re-issue of the album that will contain the full-length version. Seriously, folks.

Submitted by: Rpollck