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Song Parodies -> "New Time for the House"

Original Song Title:

"Red Flag Collector"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"New Time for the House"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about how to upgrade your housing equipment.
Sure, you can have the fall time
You can take my mattress
Drag my name 'round town
I don't mind, I changed it anyway
They say the newest time of days
Come out to play when crud goes wrong
So they must make the time for the new phones, hey

As you run your mouth, puff your phones
Play iPad in the housing housing time
I don't mind, you know best
Keep on watching 'til you can't say yes
I learned the hard way about houses
Sometimes it just isn't enough

But sure, you can have the iPad (They're all yours)
Tell 'em all I'm sleeping (Loco)
What a nice cliché dreaming me, I guess
Some things never change (Darn)
Finding out what went down
As soon as I wasn't around
Make it up, but hey, I'll be okay
Hey

As you run your mouth, puff your phones
Play iPad in the housing housing time
I don't mind, you know best
Keep on watching 'til you can't say yes
Did you know there's only one truth?
And in the end you have to live with what you do

Watch, watch along
Far, far away
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh (Watch, watch along)
Oh-oh (Far, far away)

So run your mouth, puff your chest
Play iPad in the housing, housing time
I don't mind, take what's left
New mattress is what I do best
So run your mouth, puff your bed
Play iPad in the housing, housing line
I don't mind, take what's left
New mattress is what I do best

Watch, watch along
What I do best
(Far, far away)
I learned my hard way about me
New time for the house drowning in your biggest grasses

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