A lot of things that I don't know
How to carve meat fresh from the bone
But what puzzles me now:
This little bug here, what is it? Wow

Hey, don't just say "Just Google it"
Ev'rybody loves to throw up that dumb phrase sometimes
But hey, yeah, I don't know what words to use
Doubt "brownish, greenish, kind of blue thing" work well to describe, no

Beetle-like bug, you make my fingers quiver
'Cause they cannot find a good descriptor
You make me mad, hope you don't leak out poison
I'd hate to drain my bank to get the bug-tent boys in

Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh
It's not an issue that I'd classify as "dire"
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh
What are you, you beetle-like bug? Weird beetle-like bug

Hey, should take a picture of the horn
Notice I say "should", not "could" because I plain don't have the space
I strain to not crush the thing in rage
Either phone or beetle, hard to choose when you're in pain, so

Beetle-like bug, mysterious whatever
I will learn what you are, please don't sever
My proddin' hand, need it for all its functions
Both the learnin' kind and to scratch my itchy bottom

Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh
It's such a basic question but my brain's on fire
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh
Thinkin' 'bout this beetle-like bug, weird beetle-like bug
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh
And not a single picture I've found matches, web's a liar
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh
Knows all but this beetle-like bug, weird beetle-like bug

I hate this puzzle, it's rude, it should mean nothin' to me
There's better things I should do like findin' somethin' to eat
Find shelter from the cold air or run and run from the bears
But I refuse to not be clever

Wish that I could Google it
'Cause an answer would absolutely unstrain my mind so

Beetle-like bug, you'll be my life's endeavour
I might be stuck in this place forever
Pain in the ass that I've up and forgotten
To bring along my big entomology volumes

Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh
What the hell is this little thing? Eyebrow's raised higher (my eyebrow's raised higher)
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh
Lookin' at this beetle-like bug, weird beetle-like bug
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh
Man, why can't nature label things now? Really gettin' tired (really gettin' tired)
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh
Starin' at this beetle-like bug, weird beetle-like bug
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh (oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh)
I'll feel a dipshit if my patience does expire (expire)
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh
Thinkin' 'bout this beetle-like bug, weird beetle-like bug
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh
And then I crush it into the ground then set it on fire
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh
And it's a new beetle-like bug, damn beetle-like bug