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Song Parodies -> "O Eggnog"

Original Song Title:

"O Tannenbaum"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"O Eggnog"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Day 17 of the "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. I like eggnog, I love drinking it every Christmas. But I don't think I'd require a hostage negotiator if I didn't get any. Original Song
O my eggnog, my pure eggnog,
All other drinks don’t matter
O my eggnog, I love eggnog,
I couldn’t drink you faster
I must have you at Christmastime
Breakfast or dinner, any time!
O my eggnog, o cold eggnog,
No other drink is better!

O my, eggnog! Where’s my eggnog!?
It’s all gone, how’d this happen?
Need more eggnog, a market run!
But all the shelves are barren
“They’ve all been picked, wiped clean alright.
Won’t have none here ‘til New Years night.”
O my eggnog, I’ll right this wrong...
I’ll take this whole store hostage!

*pictures of crying shoppers near Christmas decorations, the doors locked with giant candy canes, helicopters flying overhead with police and news crews out front of the store*

“Just bring me more, and we’ll be fine!”
Then SWAT busts in, it ends tonight!
For you eggnog - I’ll die, eggnog
All other drinks don’t matter…

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Matthias - December 18, 2018 - Report this comment
I wonder what this insanely obsessed eggnog junkie does all other months of the year. Does he just load up on cartons until next Christmas? I wonder what the expiration date is on eggnog? It’s a dairy product so I’m assuming it’s not very long
Jonathan - December 18, 2018 - Report this comment
^ just sits around waiting until next Christmas time, I assume... 5s

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