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Song Parodies -> "Photoshop"

Original Song Title:

"Candy Shop"

Original Performer:

50 Cent (feat. Olivia)

Parody Song Title:

"Photoshop"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

A follow up to my design parody "Emboss It"...Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZKBa6bvUjo
Yeah...
Uh huh
So productive

I'll fix you up in Photoshop
I'll get rid of your muffin top
No big deal, drag and drop
It’s the digital beauty shop (woah!)

[Client]
Can you fix me in Photoshop?
Got wrinkles, and eyes bloodshot
I sure hope it don’t cost a lot
Keep going until I say stop (Go!)

You can have it your way, how do you want it?
Should the background change up? Add a dragon or comet?
The file size rising, okay let’s create a new layer
Color balanced, lookin’ a lil’ better
You’re looking much better now, baby it's simple
You want a new hair-do? Here’s your new hair-do
With the paint brush, I have to do it real gentle
Make your skin without that mark, let’s get rid of that pimple
Make your waistline thin, change the eye color
Make your friends jealous too with the touch-ups on ya
Wanna change it so your eye’s not lazy, no problem
Change the top then add a pattern, now it’s lookin’ better
Think I finished it, now how do you like it?
It was really no sweat, no go tell all your friends
I'm really so pixel crazy, they call me the best
Cause I fixed your face girl, all thanks to this (ha ha)

I'll fix you up in Photoshop
I'll get rid of your acne spots
Your crow’s feet, mustard splotch
It’s the digital beauty shop (woah!)
I’ll fix you up in Photoshop
I’ll give your hair a brand new crop
I’ll edit pictures from your prom
I’ll make you go from ‘not’ to hot (Go!)

Not all I do (what I do)
Change pics of you (Editing fool)
Techniques so cool (It’s so cool)
Now just sit down to tell you (oh yeah)

I can change your pictures, make them cool
You’re a nerd, I’ll help you get all of the girls
Lose the glasses, freckles gone, that’s just the start
Cause I will make you muscle dense, you’re sure to score
But it’s needing something more, it must be looking a lot better
Stubble on your face, won’t hear all those jocks snicker
Make it look iconic with atomic bombs go off, and you walk on
You’ll be looking so badass after I'm done
You’re firing gun shots, no fear in eyes
Zombies- fight them off, you’re saving people’s lives
Look so rugged, you’ll be blowing people’s minds
Running in slow-mo, smile glistens in the light
This ain’t just photo croppin’, this is Photoshoppin’
Know why I’m the best, man it’s boss, no stoppin’
One simple picture change, models hanging off of your arms
Not gonna stop, I’m helping people using that Photoshop!

I'll fix you up in Photoshop
I'll get rid of your stretch mark spots
Your mustache? BAM! It’s gone
Look so different, you’ll be shocked! (woah!)

I’ll fix you up in Photoshop
Make sure you don’t look like a blob
A face lift and new nose job
It’s the digital beauty shop (Go!)

I'll fix you up in Photoshop
I'll have you standing on a yacht
Fight zombies, join the mob
Your friends will think you’re so boss (woah!)

I’ll fix you up in Photoshop
Your head on Ryan Gosling’s bod
Took Katy Perry to the prom
I’ll make you go from ‘not’ to hot (Go!)

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Jeff Reuben - May 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Very clever, I love the title sub. Great idea.
Matthias - May 17, 2012 - Report this comment
This one was brilliant especially since it's coming from you a guy who does a photoshop picture for every contest.
Glen S - May 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Seconded, this IS BRILLIANT. Great use of the OS, great all around 'gentle/pimple' couplet, and the last stanza stood out especially, with 'you're firing guns/blow peoples minds' and 'photo croppin’/Photoshoppin’/no stoppin’

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