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Song Parodies -> "No, Really, She Can't Stop"

Original Song Title:

"We Can't Stop"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"No, Really, She Can't Stop"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

It's quite a sad story, really. Back in 1991, Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughters soul to the devil for "Achy Breaky Heart" to become such a big song. Now, the devil is taking full advantage with the weird behavior presented by Miley lately. I'm surprised more and more people aren't aware of this story. Original Song
[Haters]
I hate Miley, why she showin’ her butt?
Stupid Miley, why she singin’ this song?
Don’t watch Miley, she is just a lil’ slut
She is famous, so what? Don’t let kids watch that smut

[Narrator]
Here’s the story ‘bout a girl, and this song
Was so smiley, but then something went wrong
First name Miley, she just wants to be loved
But her career was done, starting back in ‘9-1

Oh no!
Once there was country music everywhere
There’s Billy Ray, that mullet hair
Tried to sing songs ‘bout his red truck
Turned down everywhere, down on his lu-uck
Then suddenly on his way home
Started feelin’ real warm
Then the devil rose in sight
Gave Billy a real fright, oh my!

[Devil]
“Now, here’s the rules Billy
Your hit song will be
Called “Achy Breaky”
But your daughters soul I want!
Sure it’s not fair...these are my rules!”

[Narrator]
Now she can’t stop, thanks to her pop
He became a huge star overnight
But poor miss Miley is wrecked for life!
And she can’t stop, now her hair’s cropped
“We run things, things don’t run we”
Such poor grammar for young Miley
Oh no!

[Miley Fans]
That poor Miley, she’s just like a robot
Selfish daddy just wanted a hit song
Trades his daughter for a spot on the charts
Now she sings about clubs, teaching young girls this dung
Oh no!

[Narrator]
Once a nice girl, now she’s God knows what...
Dancing now likes she’s at a strip club
She’s loopier than Willy Wonka
It’s such a long fall from Hannah Montana!
And yet the kids are still buying this hit tune
Think they’d change their minds if they just knew
I feel so bad for her, she has no control
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Miley]
Dad, what happened to me?
I hate these parties
This music ain’t for me
Don’t let small girls hear this song!
Wash out my mouth, tastes like pea soup*

[Narrator]
Now she can’t stop, she’s a robot
She could be real smart with her own mind
Get her law degree in two years time!
But she can’t stop, still sings this schlop!
That poor thing’s trapped, can’t you see?
Losing barter from her daddy, oh no!

Now the devil makes her say what he wants
That poor Miley, she can’t do what she wants
All ‘cause Billy had a spot the charts
Now her mind is all swapped, opposite what she wants!

[Miley]
It’s my body, let me do what I want to
Some real clothes, not this crap that I’m stuck to
No more songs, sell some flowers, maybe shoes
[Devil]
A fair trade, you must do what I tell you!
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Narrator]
And she can’t stop, she’s a robot
Wants to get married when time is right
Now she’s just become ‘Rihanna-light’?!
Please make it stop, man, she can’t stop
She don’t want to be on TMZ
Maybe someday she will be free…
Yeah!
*Exorcist reference

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 13

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Jonathan - August 23, 2013 - Report this comment
I've made no secret of the fact that I am a fan of Billy Ray's music yes including "Achy Breaky Heart" but I've downgraded my opinion of him as a person since he decided to support Obama again in the last election (fool me once) so while I continue to enjoy his songs I will give this 5's because it's a funny concept
Amanda - August 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Ah-HAH! I knew the devil had something to do with... everything about Miley Cyrus!
Matthias - August 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Great idea and storytelling here. I only have one suggestion and thats I would had Miley make a deal with the Devil in order to stop and have the Devil curse her daughter's life to terrible teenage stardom
Michael Pacholek - August 26, 2013 - Report this comment
The Devil's not about to bow his head, because he knows we're the ones who're beat.
Patrick - August 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Saw some of the news coverage of the music awards. Miley's outfit seemed rather modest compared to Gaga's.
Max Power - September 29, 2013 - Report this comment
It will continue as long she remains in show biz where attention is in abundance. And she gets the most of the bunch.
bobpiecheese - September 30, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I knew Billy Ray was in league with Satan! Wonder if that deal also got his adopted son a hit with "Shake It". Anyway, fantastic parody here, 555!
Blaydeman - October 02, 2013 - Report this comment
I hate Miley Cyrus, but I love when people lampoon her! Great work!
Glen S - October 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Great work here. Like others have said, great storytelling, and great use of Satan. Especially liked 'time is right/Rihanna-lite'
Jeff Reuben - February 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Great job and storytelling at Matthias said with this (would have sworn I'd seen this before).
bobpiecheese - February 23, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
Max Power - February 23, 2016 - Report this comment
See above.
Agrimorfee - February 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Sam as Matthias, the storyline kind of ends quickly, but it does explain well what the he'll must have happened. :)
Blaydeman - February 25, 2016 - Report this comment
I've lightened my stance I'm Miley since my last post. She still bothers me a lot, but I've grown to see she does have talent, I just don't like the way she uses her fame. However, I still really like this concept with this OS. Nice work!

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