Original Song Title:
"Wish I Had An Angel"
Parody Song Title:
All kids know of the fable
Santa brings you good stuff...
But all adults miss out on that life!
Waiting for that Christmas day
Creep down the steps, I want to open ‘em all!
Sure, I’m eighteen, but it’s still great!
My parents love me, I can’t wait much more!
I won’t read the card
Just tear up the wrapper...
I unwrap jumper cables...
I can’t help but yell, “What!?”
Placemats for dinner table
They’re not even that much fun
Instead got a new hairbrush
And a new scented candle tonight
I'm feeling down, it’s so not cool...
Christmas changes when you’re older, who knew?!
I got a gift card...
But it’s for a barber
I know I should be grateful
But it should be more fun...
Sure, I need an umbrella,
but, not on Christmas, come on!
Brand new socks are a must
But not ones covered in ducks
And some new flannel boxers tonight!
Winter chill brought a thrill
Santa brings toys Christmas Eve night
Now I’m pissed, I feel so gypped...
Don’t need a stapler or a tin to make muffins!
I’m still a kid
Not grown up yet
Want a new car, not alarm clocks!
[sighing and sobbing]
Another scented candle
Smells like cinnamon buns
Little bro got a football
That’s something that I would want...
But instead, it’s just dumb
Any fun gifts? I got none
Just a maker of labels tonight
Hate these dumb jumper cables
And these new flannel boxers
All these gifts so practical
Christmas: Not fun for ad-ults!
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