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Song Parodies -> "Star Chips"

Original Song Title:

"Starships"

Original Performer:

Nicki Minaj

Parody Song Title:

"Star Chips"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Any description of "Star Chips" in this parody is of no reflection of any real "Star Chips", as this one is meant to be completely fictional. Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT7MWDoW_rc
[Commercial Dad]
I’m down at the beach, each
Lovely Saturday
Wife, kids, had to get away
Got a steak, great! With a cold Sprite
Side dishes, plenty, but none that I like
Potato? No, salad is a no
Jello? No, man I just don’t know
Macaroni? Nah, just want chips
But I don’t want those Pringles, what goes with this dip!?

[Commercial Narrator]
Go to the store, store
Give us a chance
Flavor galore, you’ll, enjoy us and
You’ll want some more, more
Then you’ll sing and dance
Your cupboard drawers, drawers
Are full, oh man!

Star Chips are worth a try
They’re baked and never fried
Won’t go right to your thighs
Why not get some tonight?

Star Chips, we know you’ll like
A reasonable price!
Run out, get some tonight!
Get some
You’ll find them at your local grocer
You’ll find them at your local grocer
Go buy them at your local grocer

Want cheddar cheese and barbeque?
We got that
With a new flavor every month
You’ll want that
With little trans fat, and sodium’s light
You will like our jingle all night
“When you’re hungry, get some Star”

We’re having a sale the month of May
Won’t spend all your money ‘cause this deal is great
You’ll run through the street, you will squeal with glee
When you buy a couple, get the third one for free

[Company Exec]
People want more, more
They’re selling fast
We’re in more stores, stores
Crank out more ad’s!

[Commercial Narrator]
Star Chips are really fly
Says this cool rock star guy
Go shop, buy eight or nine
Win chance to see him live!

Star Chips, we know you like
Stock up and tell us why
Winner gets a lifetime
Supply
You’ll find them at your local grocer
You’ll find them at your local grocer
Go buy them at your local grocer

[Attorney]
Star Chips are just a lie
Not good, in fact they’re fried
Please stop 'cause you won’t like
What they do over time…

Star Chips, a study finds-
Obese in a week’s time
Don’t buy them, please don’t try
Please stop...
They’re made by tiny children workers!
Don’t eat them, you’ll only get sicker!
Won’t find them at your local grocer

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Porfle Popnecker - September 17, 2012 - Report this comment
I got fatter just reading this.
Arwen - September 28, 2012 - Report this comment
SOTM...hmmmm...I'll stick with my Baked Lays, thanks. Hahaha...
bobpiecheese - September 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Wow, obese in just a week of eating these chips? That's some super villain crap right there. Fantastic parody here, Abbott, 555!
Blaydeman - October 01, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Those must be the best chips ever!!!!!!! I must have them!!!!!!!!! LOL! JK! I really actually don't like chips that much. But I loved this parody. Nicki is always a hard artist to cover, so kudos on that.
Matthias - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Utterly hate Nicki Minaj, I honestly think that "Super Bass" is one of the worst songs in existence and this OS isn't much better. Her stereotypical Jersey accent grinds my gears. Still this is a pretty awesome chip commercial and I love the play on the title!
Jeff Reuben - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Great job to a tough OS! I was pretty impressed with this, a chip off the old block

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