-> "I Woke Up A Vegan"
Original Song Title:
"Waking Up In Vegas"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Woke Up A Vegan"
The Lyrics
You gotta help me out
Something happened last night
It’s really tragic
I’m a meat lover, but no more
Used to eat pork and beef
but now they can’t get near me
Man I miss chicken! Something’s up
Someone help me!
Now I eat bean sprouts
Can’t drink milk that comes from cows
Don’t call me crazy
I wonder what came of me
Bear rug is gone, my leather jacket’s missing
Can’t eat breakfast without my eggs and bacon
No eggs and cheese, cause tofu fills my fridge now
Don’t know what’s up when I woke up a vegan
Fish sticks are far from sight
These soy dogs don’t taste right
Where’s my wool lounge pants?
Fruits and veggies, all I eat
I called my mother
“Don’t know what happened this time”
“It’s okay baby”
“I’m really scared, please help me!”
Looked ‘round the house, my honey’s also missing
Want my pork chops, not some lousy old carrots
Woke up, meat products were out of my house now
Don’t know what’s up when I woke up a vegan
Oh man, I’m really pissed
Tofu turkey in my home
I’m about to lose control
Someone call Hillshire Farms
And find my stash now
Get ice cream, eggs- white or brown
No, I’m not crazy
What happened to my jerky?
My fridge is lacking roast beef
I’m really sick of veggies
(Help me, help me…)
I could not even tell you what tofu is
I want it gone, just give me back my bacon
I’ll give rewards who brings good stuff to my house
Don’t know what’s up when I woke up a vegan
Man I love pig, baby
Deep fried chicken
Then wrap that in bacon
Throw out those bean sprouts, buddy
Bring me that good beef jerky
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