Just a real small kid, never gets into fights, really badly needs to get a life
In the high school world no one sees him at all, they all say he's dorky

Lockers he's been pushed into many times, he's been picked on all his life
He has learned everything he knows, at least once but sometimes twice

He will never have a wife, he's afraid to talk to girls
His idol is Einstein, that's easy to see

He's a brainiac, brainiac, he's a nerd
His vocabulary is six-thousand words
He's a brainiac, brainiac, he's a nerd
Everyone makes fun of him cause he's a turd

Everyone makes fun cause he is nerdy, wears glasses cause he can't see
He likes all those games of mystery, like Dungeons and Dragons
He studies all day for that perfect math grade, he's not afraid to ask "why?'
He has maps of the world, hanging up in his room
He studies all through the night

He loves school and loves to read, keeps his room so very neat
He keeps stopping to put his glasses on straight

He's a brainiac, brainiac, he's a nerd
His vocabulary is six-thousand words
He's a brainiac, brainiac, he's a nerd
Everyone makes fun of him, cause he's a turd

He will never have a wife, he's afraid to talk to girls
His idol is Einstein, that's easy to see

He's a brainiac, brainiac, he's a nerd
Everyone makes fun of him, cause he's a turd
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