Everyday is like hell
I don’t dare go outside
I’m just as scared inside
The number eight will give me nightmares
So will the Kiebler Elf

I’m scared to watch TV, too scared to brush my teeth
I’d run from spiders but I am just way too scared to run
Don’t wanna sleep, because clowns will eat me
Somebody help me with this phobia
(This phobia, this phobia)

I am scared of myself (I am scared of myself)
I’m scared of clocks and scared of time (scared of clocks and time)
I fear the ground and heights
Pudding and palm trees fill my nightmares
I can’t control myself

Why can none of you see? Nobody will agree.
Nothing will help me with this phobia I suffer from
You don’t believe, I am afraid of sheep
I’m scared of fingers, pinky, pointer, ring, middle and thumb
I’d like to scream, but it’s just too scary
Somebody help me with this phobia

Raindrops and sunlight give me nightmares
Don’t bring me near a well
Q-tips and iPods give me nightmares
I don’t dare use hair gel

(This phobia, this phobia, this phobia, this phobia, this phobia, this phobia, this phobia)

I get scared easily just from the color green
Nothing will help me with this phobia I suffer from
It does scare me when I must cross the street
Nothing will help me with this phobia I suffer from
You won’t believe- I’m scared of gravity
Nothing will help me with this phobia I suffer from
(This phobia I suffer from)