I'm normally a driver with a real nice ride
But once and awhile I have a crazy side
I'm a real dumb, idiotic crash machine
I hit everything in my view that I can see

So if I hit you let me know, know, know
And while your screaming "What'd you do that for?"
I won't be driving on the road, road, road
Don't hold me back I want to go, go, go, go

I can get a high speed of one-eighteen
And I drive real fast just to make a scene
At every turn, I swerved- and I ran all the lights
If you see me coming your way, you should run in fright
And I'm going 60 in a 35
Someone please take my keys-
Cause I can not drive
(drive, drive, drive)
I can not drive
(drive, drive, drive)

I plowed into a 57' Cadillac
I'm riding on rims cause my tires are flat
I'm missing all my doors and I lost my hood
Someone please just stop me now, I wish you would

I did donuts on your lawn till' four
The best part is you don't know, know, know
The grass is dying it won't grow, grow, grow
I hit your mailbox and your garden gnomes, GO!

I can get a high speed of one-eighteen
And I drive real fast just to make a scene
At every turn, I swerved- and I ran all the lights
If you see me coming your way, you should run in fright
And I'm going 60 in a 35
Someone please take my keys-
Cause I can not drive
(drive, drive, drive)
I can not drive
(drive, drive, drive)

Some think I'm not sane, what do I got? ("Man he's crazy")
Can't stop… went past the cops
Sped past Ferrari's, oh man, I'm sorry
And you should be worried
When I want to just ride
(hide, hide, hide, hide, hide…)

So if I hit you let me know, know, know
And while your screaming "What'd you do that for?"
I won't be driving on the road, road, road
And if you see me you should go, go, go, go

I can get a high speed of one-eighteen
And I drive real fast just to make a scene
At every turn, I swerved- and I ran all the lights
If you see me coming your way, you should run in fright
And I'm going 60 in a 35
Someone please take my keys-
Cause I can not drive
(drive, drive, drive)
I can not drive
(drive, drive, drive
Man, I can not drive
(drive, drive, drive)
I can not drive
(drive, drive, drive)