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Song Parodies -> "Caught Kissing My Clone"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss Me Thru The Phone"

Original Performer:

Soulja Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Caught Kissing My Clone"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhwQay4QiOw
Baby, you know that I love you, can’t get enough of you, but I
Got to leave on business, sorry but I have to
You know that I’ll miss you, I can’t wait to kiss you
And when I’m gone, baby can you watch over my clone?
I won’t be gone for long
Watch over my clone
See you when I get home

Baby, I know he looks like me, but you know he’s not me
Thought I could trust you, yeah
You got tired of me, you pushed me aside
Supposed to be mine, baby, baby

I know that you lied, yeah you strayed far away, how could you?
When you two are together, my stomach gets weaker
I missed you, I missed you, I couldn’t wait to see you, now I don’t
When I walked in the door, I saw both of you

Baby, you know that I loved you, no one was above you, but now
I feel betrayed, and I’m asking “Babe, how could you?”
I cannot begin to, I want to forgive you
But I can't right now cause you were caught kissing my clone
Just consider me gone
Caught kissing my clone
I’ll leave you two alone

Baby, I been thinking lately, I think I forgive you
And no I don’t hate you, how could I? I love you
Take you out in public, that is what I covet
I love you, he doesn’t- baby come back home

I know it sounds corny, ain’t nobody better
I open my mailbox, I miss you, you sent me a letter
How can I forgive you now, cause I can't
Got a wedding invite from the two of you

Baby, I’m the one to wed you, so baby how could you, cause now
He’s taken you baby girl and that's an issue
He’s the one you said yes to, using the same dress too?
I cannot move cause my baby just married my clone,
The honeymoon’s in Rome
Just married my clone
See you when you get home

She loves my clone like
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
She loves my clone like
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da

It makes me sick like
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
This is a bummer like
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
I don’t think I can take any more of you

Baby, you know I still miss you, I still reminisce too, and I
Still sleep in the same room like the way we used to
I have seen your shiatsu, I have met your kids too
I’m devastated cause you had three kids with my clone,
I'll see you later on
In love with my clone
And now I’m all alone

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Mark Scotti - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) 555 packs of doublemint gum!!!
Matthias - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
This should have been funny but something about this just made me sad... It would make a good premise for a Rom-Com though.
tomario - April 16, 2010 - Report this comment
where were the giggles? i gotta admit i really hate the os. but you did a good job. it did come across as sad as Matthias said.
Andria - April 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC C & D) Excellent job on an execrable OS, and clones are always funny. 5s. Say, I ought to clone myself, make a living mirror image of myself to the point that the clone would be named Airdna and would have scars, freckle patterns and birthmarks on the opposite sides from mine. ;-)
Christie Marie M - April 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC C/D) Suh-weet!! I've enjoyed your satire as well as the OS. Great job on a tough song! Cloning you 5's!
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Clever idea, improved the song!
DJ Blaze - May 02, 2010 - Report this comment
YOOOUUUU!!!! get a 555 for writing this.
bobpiecheese - May 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC-CD) Abbot S, he tells 'em. Very well written, kinda sad, but I guess that was the point. 555.
Below Average Dave - May 03, 2010 - Report this comment
The pacing was fantastic on a very odd song to parody. Something about it is catchy even though the original is kinda stupid. . .Abbott. . .there is not much I can say about this except that this is my favorite Abbott Skelding Parody to date. I absolutely loved it, fantastic idea, terrific execution, and I could see this as a recording in my head--the signs of a truly great parody, it's as good as I've Got Kidney Stones by Peter Coffin, not a small accomplishment--fantastic

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