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Song Parodies -> "Ankle Brace"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Ankle Brace"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no

I’m going out drinkin’ tonight, just got my raise
No one in this tavern can just knock em’ back like me (I love it)
Now it’s closing time, I’m going home, get in my car
And after lots of swerves, the cop said I’m not going far

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
The alphabet? That should be no sweat
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
He said, “That’s wrong, I know where you belong.”

Can't go out, can't leave home
Nope, all thanks to my new ankle brace
(I’m stuck in my apartment)
Can't have fun, can't leave home
Nope, all thanks to my new ankle brace
(I can’t leave my apartment)

My stupid ankle brace, stupid ankle brace
(No, no, no, no)
My stupid ankle brace, stupid ankle brace
(No, no, no, no)

I wanna go outside, just listen to my plea
I’m just asking for a change in my scenery (I hate it)
I am so bored, please, does anyone have a gun?
And just think, in three years I’ll go outside and I’ll be done

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll scream and shout, I’ve got to get out
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
Please let me out, just please let me out!

Can't go out, can't leave home
Nope, all thanks to my new ankle brace
(I’m stuck in my apartment)
Can't have fun, can't leave home
Nope, all thanks to my new ankle brace
(I can’t leave my apartment)

My stupid ankle brace, stupid ankle brace
(No, no, no, no)
My stupid ankle brace, stupid ankle brace
(No, no, no, no)

Cleaned the kitchen, I have vacuumed
Out of shampoo
Now I’m huffin’ and I’m puffin’
I'm not having any fun and this is so annoyin’
I’m going crazy just like Dino
I’ll go insane if I can’t go out
I promise this, promise this
I’ll go out cause I'm missin’ it

Can't go out, can't leave home
Nope, all thanks to my ankle brace
(I’m stuck in my apartment)
Can't have fun, Can't leave home
Nope, all thanks to my ankle brace
(I can’t leave my apartment)

Can't go out, can't leave home
Nope, all thanks to my new ankle brace
(I’m stuck in my apartment)
Can't have fun, Can't leave home
Nope, all thanks to my new ankle brace
(I can’t leave my apartment)

Can't go out, can't leave home
Nope, all thanks to my new ankle brace
(I’m stuck in my apartment)
Can't have fun, Can't leave home
Nope, all thanks to my new ankle brace
(I can’t leave my apartment)

My stupid ankle brace, stupid ankle brace
(No, no, no, no)
My stupid ankle brace, stupid ankle brace
(No, no, no, no)

My stupid ankle brace, stupid ankle brace
(No, no, no, no)
My stupid ankle brace, stupid ankle brace
(No, no, no, no)

My stupid ankle brace, stupid ankle brace
(No, no, no, no)
My stupid ankle brace, stupid ankle brace
(No, no, no, no)

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