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Lady Gaga has scrapped plans to do a tour as the front for The Goo Goo Dolls upon realizing their name would be The Goo Goo GaGa-s. Submitted by: Jethro
| Q: Why doesn't Lady Gaga have a husband? A: She always has a bad romance! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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Also known as: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Submitted by: Lord God KING Bufu
Also known as: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Submitted by: Bob`Boogie
Known informally as: Lady GayGal. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: The Little Mermaid. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Lady GaGa" | "Waitress" | Stefani Germanotta worked as a Manhatten waitress before she ever met Lady Starlight and started a singing career. - Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Lady Cosmos | Self-proclaimed "Queen of the Universe" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Moon Goddess | Split her catsuit in concert while bending over! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Lady Pasta | Her weight gain blamed on Dad's Italian cooking! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Lazy Gaga | Continued weight gain out of control | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Lady Gargoyle | IF she gets the surgical horn implants! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Art Flop" | "ARTPOP" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Junk Pop" | "ARTPOP" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Hannity" | "Vanity" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "U.N. Lies" | "You and I" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Jaundice" | "Judas" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Marry The Night," | You can't marry the night, It's not a person. | Christy McDaniel |
| "Marry The Night," | You can't marry a time of day. | Flipside |
| "Marry The Night," | Night isn't something one can marry. | Harriet Henderson |
| "Electric Kiss," | Kisses don't depend on electricity. | Yvette Bristle |
| "So Happy I Could Die," | Happiness does not promote dying. | R. Jeanine O'Succinate |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Girls, Girls, Girls," Motley Crue | "Boys Boys Boys," Lady Gaga | |
| "Wait Your Turn," Rihanna | "Government Hooker," Lady Gaga | |
| "Hard," Rihanna | "I Like It Rough," Lady Gaga | |
| "Don't Stop The Music," Rihanna | "Just Dance," Lady Gaga | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Judas" | "Cutlass" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Born This Way" | "Bulbasaur" | Blaydeman |
| "Judas" | "Kev's Kiss" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Alejandro" | "Pokexperto" | Stephen Harrington |
| "Judas" | "Servants" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Judas" | "Smokeless" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Judas" | "Strike Miss" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Judas" | "Cyprus" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Judas" | "Jace(Revised)" | Twichick |
| "Judas" | "Circus" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Monster | Monsters, Inc. | The Nerd |
| Again Again | Teletubbies DVD | pickle |
| Eh Eh (Nothing Else Can I Say) | Little Britain promo | pickle |
| Poker Face | World Series Of Poker Tournament | She |
| Poker Face | Poker | Travis |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Teeth | Dentist | carly_carlz |
| Beautiful, Dirty, Rich | Homeless Shelter | Nathan Elia |
| Telephone | Cell phone service provider | Jeffrey Hope |
| Bad Romance | Marriage Divorce Counselling | Dongquan |
| Poker Face | World Series of Poker Tournament | She |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| My Name Is Eminem | Alejandro Lady Gaga | My Name Is Alejandro | Eac Zeffron |
| I Can't Dance Genesis | Just Dance Lady Gaga | I Just Can't Dance | Elizabeth |
| Darkness on the Edge of Town Bruce Springsteen | Edge of Glory Lady Gaga | Darkness on the Edge of Glory A Clarence Clemons connection. | Mickey D. |
| Only Girl (In the World) Rihanna | Born This Way Lady Gaga | Only Girl In The World Born This Way | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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There are additional Lady Gaga Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Poker Face"
Misheard Lyrics: Poke her face, poke her face
Original Lyrics: Poker face, poker face
| "Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics: What you're admiring in the window, baby, is sick.
Original Lyrics: Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick
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"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics: Let you OutKast the leader tees
Original Lyrics: Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
| "Edge of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm on the edge of glory,
And I'm hanging on over a shoe Original Lyrics: I'm on the edge of glory,
And I'm hanging on a moment of truth |
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"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics: Let you OutKast the leader tees
Original Lyrics: Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Katie I guess I thought she was saying they had the best shirts? I don't even know. |
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"Lovegame"
The Funny Lyrics: I wanna *beep* you,
and when I do I wanna touch you yeah, dow-own there, yeah-eah-eah Why They're Funny: She must have a sick mind.
Submitted by: Buddy
| "Poker Face"
The Funny Lyrics: Pa-pa-pa-poker face
Pa-pa-poker face Why They're Funny: Silly Ms Gaga, just repeating the the first letter of "Poker" several times in succession to fill up the line. It almost sounds like she's saying "I f***ked up her face" the second time.
Submitted by: Goofball
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"The Edge Of Glory"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm on the edge of glory
And I'm hanging on a moment of truth Out on the edge of glory And I'm hanging on a moment with you I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge I'm on the edge of glory And I'm hanging on a moment with you I'm on the edge with you Why They're Repetitive: The phrase "the edge" appears 11 times in each chorus, including 7 times in a row. It appears at least 36 times in the entire song. Also, the phrase "the edge of glory" appears three times in each chorus and at least nine times in the entire song.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
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"Bad Romance"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Ra Rah ah-ah-ah
Roma, Roma-ma GaGa, Oh la la, Want your bad romance. Why They're Nonsensical: Come on, what is it with singers using nonsense, scat words, to fill up lines? They don't really mean anything. And why would any person want something if it's bad??
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
| "So Happy I Could Die"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I love that lavender blonde.
Why They're Nonsensical: Lavender is not a natural hair color. But even if one has that hair color by dyeing, it makes no sense to call it blonde. Blond refers to golden hair, and golden is a yellowish color. Lavender, on the other hand is a light shade of purple. And yellow and purple are just about as opposite as two colors can get. Yellow is in the middle of the spectrum of visible light, while purple is a combination of colors at the two ends of that spectrum. Yellow is the color most excluded form any shade of purple.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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"Teeth"
The Insincere Lyrics: Don't want your money.
That shit's ugly. Why They're Insincere: When Lady GaGa takes her earnings to the bank, I VERY seriously doubt that she's thinking "That shit's ugly"! (Editor's note: The second "g" in "Gaga" is not capitalized.)
Submitted by: Karen Smith
| "Speechless"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'll never talk again and I'll never love again.
I'll never write a song, won't even sing along. I'll never love again, so speechless. You left me speechless, so speechless. Why They're Insincere: Well, Lady GaGa, I'd venture to bet that you WILL talk again and that you WILL write more songs. And if you sing along at all with anyone, you'll probably do it again. As for whether you'll ever love again, that COULD be a question of whether you've ever loved before. But whatever you call loving, I'll bet you'll do it again, and that is really enough to make your declaration that you won't insincere.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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"Teeth"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Take a bite of my bad girl meat!
Why They're Inappropriate: I wouldn't want to eat bad meat, even if I were a cannibal!
Submitted by: Samantha Larsen
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"Christmas Tree"
The Dirty Lyrics: Light me up put me on top, let's falalalalalalala Light me up put me on top, let's falalalalalalala The only place you wanna be is Underneath my Christmas tree The only place you wanna be is Underneath my Christmas tree Ho ho ho, under the mistletoe Yes, everybody knows We will take off our clothes Yes, if you want us to we will You, oh, oh, a Christmas My Christmas tree is delicious Oh, oh, a Christmas My Christmas tree is delicious Here, here, here The best time of the year Take off my stocking's we're I'm spreading Christmas cheer Yes, if you want us to we will
Why They're Dirty: "Light me up put me on top" refers to the guy/girl putting her on top during sex. "Falalalalalalala" refers to sex. Her "Christmas tree" refers to her genetalia, which is "the only place you want to be." "We will take off our clothes under the mistletoe" is self-explanatory. "My Christmas tree is delicious" refers to the tastiness of her genitalia. "Take off my stockings" refers to taking off her clothes. "Christmas cheer" refers to her genitalia. Therefore, "I'm spreading Christmas cheer" refers to her spreading her legs and revealing what's between them.
Submitted by: Dylan
| "Teeth"
The Dirty Lyrics: Don't want no money, (Want your money). That shit's ugly. Just want your sex.
Why They're Dirty: She isn't exactly taking the high road in the way she's sayin' that she's not a whore, is she?
Submitted by: Samantha Larsen
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"Speechless"
The Lyrics: "With your James Deann glossy eyes"
"With your Johnnie Walker eyes" Who They Mention: James Dean, Johnnie Walker
Submitted by: Mona
| "Dance In The Dark"
The Lyrics: Work your blond, Benet Ramsey will haunt like Liberace.
Who They Mention: Liberace is mentioned in this line, as I forgot to note in my previous submission.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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"Speechless"
The Lyrics: I can't believe how you looked at me
With your Johnnie Walker eyes. Product Brand Name: Johnnie Walker is a brand of Scotch. I've tried it, but didn't notice it changing my eyes any. But I've only tried the two least expensive grades -- red label and black label. Those who drink the more expensive ones, like green label, gold label, or blue label, might have a different experience. But that might mean a high price for making one's eyes mentionable in a song. Like Johnnie Walker blue costs well in excess of two hundred dollars a bottle. That sort of things makes me ask myself, can it really be THAT good? Chances are MY eyes will never know.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
| "Just Dance"
The Lyrics: Drive it, clean it, Lysol bleed it. Spend the last dough...in your pocko.
Product Brand Name: Lysol is a popular disinfectant.
Submitted by: lorena
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"Marry the Night"
Opening Lines: I'm gonna marry the night
Comments: Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
| "Bad Romance"
Opening Lines: Oh oh oh oh oh, Caught in a Bad Romance
Comments: I still think the best part is the 'rah rah rah rah rah' part.
Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
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"Bad Romance"
The Made Up Words: Ra ra ra ra ra roma roma ma ga ga ogh lala
Comments: I'm surprised no one submitted this one yet!
Submitted by: Rachel
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"Teeth"
The Lyrics: Take a bite of my bad girl meat!
Why: On a literal level, that would be scary and disfiguring, even life-threatening. But whether literal or some kind of metaphor, it's still a pretty gross turn of phrase!
Submitted by: Samantha Larsen
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"Bad Romance"
The Lyrics: You and me could write a bad romance.
Why: It should be you and I could write a bad romance. You wouldn't say 'Me write a bad romance'? Would you?
Submitted by: kirsten
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"You and I"
The Lyrics: so put your drinks up for nebraska
Why: Nebraska's a rare entry in songs...so it's just fun to hear it
Submitted by: Susan
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"Bad Romance"
The Lyrics: "Je veux ton amour et je veux ta revanche"
Why: French for "I want your love and I want your revenge"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
| "Born This Way"
The Lyrics: Mi amore vole fe yah
Why: "Mi amore vole fe" is "love needs faith" in French, and yah is apparently just an exclamation...
Submitted by: Iceblossom
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"Alejandro"
The Lyrics: Don't bother me, don't bother me, Alejandro.
Don't call my name, don't call my name, bye Fernando, I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Alejandro. Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch, Fernando. Why: It has an upbeat and rousing melody, But closely listening to the words reveals that it is a break-up song or a song of someone "brushing off" another. In any event, something major has gone wrong between the singer and Alejandro / Fernando (if anything was ever right between them), and the mood is a distinctly unpleasant one.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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"Teeth"
The Lyrics: Take a bite of my bad girl meat.
Why: Take a bite of my mad girl beat.
Submitted by: Lucinda Blair
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"LoveGame"
The Lyrics: I wanna take a ride on your discostick
Why: a bad ringtone if your in church, or a job interview in a conservative office, or a first date.
Submitted by: Loves_GreenDay
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