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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Aliango
I want you babe, I want you babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette blood
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Fernando Aliango, Aliango Ali-Ali-Ango, Ali-Ali-Ango
The Real Lyrics:
Don't bother me, don't bother me, AlejandroI'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call me name, don't call my name, Roberto Alejandro, Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro, Ale-ale-jandro
The Story: Funny, maybe a bit self explanatory. - Submitted by: Arnold
Lady Gaga's, "Alejandro"
The Misheard Lyrics:
ale alejandra ale alejandra
The Real Lyrics:
ale alejandro ale alejandro
The Story: gender swap - Submitted by: salsa
Lady Gaga's, "Aljandro"
The Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a bucket full of gonads
And they look just like her dad's,
Just like her dad's
The Real Lyrics:
She's got both hands in her pocket
And she won't look at you,Won't look at you
The Story: heard first doing overtime at work. - Submitted by: Steven Millington
Lady Gaga's, "Applause"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm eating applesauce
The sauce
The sauce
The Real Lyrics:
I live for the applause applause applause
The Story: I saw a Game Bang video for Just Dance 2014 and someone said on the card for Applause it looked like it said "Lady Gaga - Applesauce" So I thought "I'm eating applesauce the sauce the sauce" even though I already knew the lyrics. - Submitted by: William
Lady Gaga's, "Applause"
The Misheard Lyrics:
One second I'm a c***speck, then suddenly the c***'s in me
The Real Lyrics:
One second I'm a koons, suddenly the koons is me
The Story: driving with a sassy gay die hard Gaga fan, singing out loud to this song... sorry to all gaga fans, I know what she's saying now. Geeez - Submitted by: noears
Lady Gaga's, "Bad Romance"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna speak French! I don't wanna speak French! I'm just a Roman!
The Real Lyrics:
I don't wanna be friends, I don't wanna be friends I don't wanna be friends, I don't wanna be friends
Want your bad romance (caught in a bad romance) want your bad romance
The Story: i hear this song about 5 times every single day over a store speaker system. the volume is just low enough to garble words and make you think you are hearing something else. Surprised nobody else has misheard the part right after she sings the line in french. - Submitted by: Mandrake71
Lady Gaga's, "Bad Romance"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I want your psycho
Your vertical stick
Want you in Morrowind baby your sick
The Real Lyrics:
I want your psycho
Your vertical stick
Want you in my rear window; baby, you're sick
The Story: Morrowind is the name of a roleplaying game which is part of the Elder Scrolls series. I heard this and thought "what the heck is Lady Gaga doing singing about a roleplaying game?" - Submitted by: Whootie Dave
Lady Gaga's, "Bad Romance"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I won't recycle your vertical stick.
Want you and Myra when your baby is sick.
The Real Lyrics:
I want your psycho, your vertigo stick.
Want you in my room when your baby is sick.
The Story: On first hearing this song, the misheard version is how I heard these lines. I suspected something was amiss. Fortunately, we live in an age when Internet sites can easily provide us with lyrics to most songs. So I checked and found the real lyrics. I found I would have expected something was amiss just as much if at first I'd heard the lyrics correctly! Hard to guess which make less sense, the real lyrics or my mishearing. In this case, I do tend to LIKE my mishearing more than the real lyrics, if I may say so. - Submitted by: Karen Smith
Lady Gaga's, "Bad Romance"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You and me could ride a bear on land.
The Real Lyrics:
You and me could write a bad romance.
The Story: I even knew the song was called bad romance, but for some reason it just didn't click in my head. - Submitted by: Claire
Lady Gaga's, "Bad Romance"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Your jumbo romance
The Real Lyrics:
Want your bad romance
The Story: I thought that's what Lady Gaga said! - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Lady Gaga's, "Born This Way"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Give me some pudding,
Then we'll be friends.
The Real Lyrics:
Give yourself prudence
And love your friends
The Story: Listening to the radio with friends when I heard this song and when I asked them if that's what she said they busted out in laughter - Submitted by: Brady T.
Lady Gaga's, "Born This Way"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Let you OutKast the leader tees
The Real Lyrics:
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
The Story: I guess I thought she was saying they had the best shirts? I don't even know. - Submitted by: Katie
Lady Gaga's, "Edge of Glory"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of something final we collide tonight
The Real Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of something final we call life tonight
The Story: It made sense to me that she'd say "we collide" since she's talking about hooking up with someone for a romantic fling. ;) But I guess the lyrics are tamer than I thought -- I'm sure I'll rarely say that again about Lady Gaga! LOL - Submitted by: Scary Shari
Lady Gaga's, "I Like It Rough"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Loving me is like chewing on bugs
The Real Lyrics:
Loving me is like straightening curls.
The Story: I'm not sure how exactly I got "chewing on bugs" from "straigtening curls"- maybe because that part's somewhat distorted? - Submitted by: Onixx
Lady Gaga's, "Judas"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a horny fool, and baby it's so cool
The Real Lyrics:
I'm just a Holy fool, and baby he's so cruel.
The Story: As soon as I saw it was "holy" instead of "horny" I had a big face palm! - Submitted by: Cori
Lady Gaga's, "Paparazzi"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you'll be shamed must, jinx you say and Terri loved me, mama, papa, right see
The Real Lyrics:
Baby you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me, papa, paparazzi
The Story: I know it makes no sense, but my ears heard it. - Submitted by: Trinnis
Lady Gaga's, "Paparazzi"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Shadow is blurred, we dance and we twirl
My lashes are dry, bubble teardrops I cry
The Real Lyrics:
Shadow is burnt, yellow dance in return
My lashes are dry, purple teardrops I cry
The Story: The "bubble teardrops" was a problem with a lyrics video on YouTube, but I like it better than "purple teardrops". Apart from that, I never got the "yellow dance" line, and so it never stayed in my head for longer than 2 seconds, so the misheard lyric was the version that stayed. - Submitted by: SideshowJazz1
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my lovely Cullen
The Real Lyrics:
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
The Story: Guess I was a huge fan of Twilight xD - Submitted by: John
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
The Misheard Lyrics:
My my my Booker Bass, my my Booker Bass
The Real Lyrics:
My my my Poker Face, my my Poker Face
The Story: Had no idea who it was by, I just liked that "Booker Bass" tune. - Submitted by: Dan Costello
Lady Gaga's, "Poker Face"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me ma, tell me ma, so he can't read my poker face
The Real Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
The Story: I was confused. - Submitted by: Poprocks
Lady Gaga's, "Sexxx Dreams"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Last night
I love a squirrel
I was thinking about you
The Real Lyrics:
Last night
Our lovers quarrel
I was thinking about you
The Story: When I first heard this I thought she said "I love a squirrel" and I thought why would she love a squirrel?! - Submitted by: NoOneAtAll
Lady Gaga's, "So Happy I Could Die"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Happy in the class with a bottle of red wine,
Stars in her ass 'cause we're having a good time.
OR Happy in the clouds with a bottle of red wine, [etc.]
The Real Lyrics:
Happy in the club with a bottle of red wine,
Stars in our eyes 'cause we're having a good time.
The Story: I always heard the "stars in her ass" mishearing until I looked up the song on a lyrics site. As for the word that turns out to be "club" in the first quoted line, I was wondering until I looked up the lyrics. Either "class" or "clouds" was my best guess - Submitted by: Karen Smith
Lady Gaga's, "So Happy I Could Die"
The Misheard Lyrics:
So happy I could die on a summer night. OR So happy I could die. I'm a Samurai.
The Real Lyrics:
So happy I could die, and it's alright.
The Story: Here's a case where I definitely find my mishearings more amusing than the real lyrics. When I finally looked up the lyrics on a lyrics site, I found the part about "and it's alright" to be really lackluster. My mishearings were much more fun. It was especially ludicrous trying to picture Lady Gaga as a Samurai. - Submitted by: Karen Smith
Lady Gaga's, "Teeth"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me something that'll save me;
I need amendments for alright.
The Real Lyrics:
Tell me something that'll save me;
I need a man who makes me alright.
The Story: I'd heard this song for a long time without getting a clue as to what the singer was saying in the part whose real lyrics are "a man who makes me". My nearest guesses had been "limericks for" and "amendments for". But since neither would make much sense in the context of these lines or the song as a whole, I always suspected I must be mishearing something, and meant to look up the real lyrics. So now I've finally looked up the real lyrics and found out what they are. - Submitted by: Karen Smith
Lady Gaga's, "Teeth"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me something that'll save me;
I need limericks for alright.
The Real Lyrics:
Tell me something that'll save me;
I need a man who makes me alright.
The Story: I'd heard this song for a long time without getting a clue as to what the singer was saying in the part whose real lyrics are "a man who makes me". My nearest guesses had been "limericks for" and "amendments for". But since neither would make much sense in the context of these lines or the song as a whole, I always suspected I must be mishearing something, and meant to look up the real lyrics. So now I've finally looked up the real lyrics and found out what they are. - Submitted by: Karen Smith

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