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"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just one more cigarette and hush
Original Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette butt
Original Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just want my cigarette love
Original Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a bucket full of gonads
And they look just like her dad's,
Just like her dad's
And they look just like her dad's,
Just like her dad's
Original Lyrics:
She's got both hands in her pocket
And she won't look at you,
Won't look at you
And she won't look at you,
Won't look at you
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point like cottage cheese
Nothing to lose
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point like cottage cheese
Nothing to lose
Original Lyrics:
You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point I've gotta choose
Nothing to lose
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point I've gotta choose
Nothing to lose
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that I love you, boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose Vindaloo
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose Vindaloo
Original Lyrics:
You know that I love you, boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose
Nothing to lose
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose
Nothing to lose
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Age of bird avalanche
Original Lyrics:
Et je veux ta revanche.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call in the bedroom ants
Original Lyrics:
Caught in a bad romance
After a while, you start to mishear the lyrics, rather than their becoming clearer.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Callin' all bedroom ants
Original Lyrics:
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught in a bedroom, man.
Original Lyrics:
Caught in a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught in a bedroom: ants
Original Lyrics:
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught in your bathroom mats
Original Lyrics:
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be (in) France
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be friends
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be French
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be friends
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna speak French
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be friends
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your bad rum, man.
Original Lyrics:
I want your bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your drama detergent, your hand.
Original Lyrics:
I want your drama, the touch of your hand.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your love and I wanna be friends.
Original Lyrics:
I want your love; I don't wanna be friends.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your love and I want your revenge,
You n**ga of a battle lance.
You n**ga of a battle lance.
Original Lyrics:
I want your love and I want your revenge,
You and me could write a bad romance.
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your psycho, your vertical stick
What you admire when your baby's sick
What you admire when your baby's sick
Original Lyrics:
I want your psycho, your vertical stick
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your psycho
Your vertigo stick
Want you in Morrowind baby your sick
Your vertigo stick
Want you in Morrowind baby your sick
Original Lyrics:
I want your psycho
Your vertical stick
Want you in my rear window; baby, you're sick
Your vertical stick
Want you in my rear window; baby, you're sick
Editor's note: Actually, there is a dispute as to whether the word is "vertical" or "vertigo". Until I see the liner notes (or someone confirms it for me), I will leave it as "vertical" since that would make the most logical sense.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't recycle your vertical stick.
Want you and Myra when your baby is sick.
Want you and Myra when your baby is sick.
Original Lyrics:
I want your psycho, your vertical stick.
Want you in my room when your baby is sick.
Want you in my room when your baby is sick.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rah-ah-ah
Romance, Ro ma ma
Ga Ga, Ooh blah blah,
Want yer bad romance
Romance, Ro ma ma
Ga Ga, Ooh blah blah,
Want yer bad romance
Original Lyrics:
Ra Rah ah-ah-ah
Roma, Roma-ma
GaGa, Oh la la,
Want your bad romance.
Roma, Roma-ma
GaGa, Oh la la,
Want your bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah,
Roma, Roma-ma,
GaGa, ooh la la,
Want you to rub my a**.
Roma, Roma-ma,
GaGa, ooh la la,
Want you to rub my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah,
Roma, Roma-ma,
GaGa, ooh la la,
Want your bad romance.
Roma, Roma-ma,
GaGa, ooh la la,
Want your bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want you in Mara when your baby is sick
Original Lyrics:
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want you in my room when your baby is sick
Original Lyrics:
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want you to rub my ass
Original Lyrics:
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want your bone marrow when your baby is sick
Original Lyrics:
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out, bad romance
Original Lyrics:
Want your bad romance?
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you're admiring in the window, baby, is sick.
Original Lyrics:
Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
While you're in Morrowind
Oh, baby, you're sick
Oh, baby, you're sick
Original Lyrics:
Want you in my rear window,
Baby, you're sick
Baby, you're sick
Morrowind is a country in the fictional world from the Elder Scrolls series of games.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me could ride a bad romance.
Original Lyrics:
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me could ride a barrel, man.
Original Lyrics:
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me could ride a battle lance.
Original Lyrics:
You and me could write a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me could ride a bear on land.
Original Lyrics:
You and me could write a bad romance.
Even though the name of the song is bad romance, it didn't occur to me that the lyrics I was singing were wrong. I always wondered why it was called bad romance if it wasn't even in the song...ha!
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause God makes glow sticks
Original Lyrics:
'Cause God makes no mistakes
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me some pudding,
Then we'll be friends.
Then we'll be friends.
Original Lyrics:
Give yourself prudence
And love your friends
And love your friends
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope Madonna loves this record,
And a llama just licked my hand!
And a llama just licked my hand!
Original Lyrics:
I love my life, I love this record and,
Mi amore vole fe yah
Mi amore vole fe yah
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let you OutKast the leader tees
Original Lyrics:
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mama told me when I was young
We're almost superstars
We're almost superstars
Original Lyrics:
My mama told me when I was young
We're all born superstars
We're all born superstars
It KIND of makes sense....
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Safety in numbers
Original Lyrics:
Same DNA
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on, gave me glass of purple drops
Original Lyrics:
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on in the glass of her boudoir
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wore my head, put my lipstick on
In a glass of humble dryer
In a glass of humble dryer
Original Lyrics:
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir
In the glass of her boudoir
"Boys Boys Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys boys boys
We like boys in cars
Boys boys boys
Buy us drinks in bars
Boys boys boys
Whisper "Nintendo"
With boys boys boys
We love them!
We like boys in cars
Boys boys boys
Buy us drinks in bars
Boys boys boys
Whisper "Nintendo"
With boys boys boys
We love them!
Original Lyrics:
Boys boys boys
We like boys in cars
Boys boys boys
Buy us drinks in bars
Boys boys boys
With hairspray and denim
Boys boys boys
We love them!
We like boys in cars
Boys boys boys
Buy us drinks in bars
Boys boys boys
With hairspray and denim
Boys boys boys
We love them!
"Edge of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of glory,
And I'm hanging on over a shoe
And I'm hanging on over a shoe
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of glory,
And I'm hanging on a moment of truth
And I'm hanging on a moment of truth
"Edge of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of something final we collide tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of something final we call life tonight
"Government Hooker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zombie zombie hooker
Original Lyrics:
As long as I'm you're hooker
"I Like It Rough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving me is like chewing on bugs
Original Lyrics:
Loving me is like chewing on pearls.
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we're all getting hoes tonight
Original Lyrics:
And we're all getting hosed tonight
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Contemplate it like I'm beatin' a molester
And you're Paco
And you're Paco
Original Lyrics:
Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it, Spend the last dough
In your pocko'
In your pocko'
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't slow,
gotta clean it
like I pleat it,
spin molesto,
in your paco.
gotta clean it
like I pleat it,
spin molesto,
in your paco.
Original Lyrics:
Don't slow,
drive it, clean it
lights out, bleed it
spend the lasto
in your pocko
drive it, clean it
lights out, bleed it
spend the lasto
in your pocko
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't slow,
Drive it clean in your lasto, clean it
Spend your lasto in your paco.
Drive it clean in your lasto, clean it
Spend your lasto in your paco.
Original Lyrics:
Don't slow,
Drive it, clean it lights out, bleed it
Spend the last-o in your pocko.
Drive it, clean it lights out, bleed it
Spend the last-o in your pocko.
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drivin', cleanin', like a zenith
Original Lyrics:
Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have sex get sick at the party
Original Lyrics:
Half psychotic sick hypnotic
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have sex when you turn sixteen.
Original Lyrics:
Half psychotic sick hypnotic
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see you got so much mustard and cheese.
Original Lyrics:
I can see how you got so much energy.
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll turn your mustard inside out
Original Lyrics:
How'd I turn my shirt inside out
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just dance, gonna be okay, done a doo doo
Original Lyrics:
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Kaluk
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Kaluk
Just dance
Original Lyrics:
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
Just dance
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Nothing to do
Gonna be okay
Nothing to do
Original Lyrics:
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Justin's gotta be a gay, got a Doo Doo
Just stand, stand erect or they got a Doo Doo
Just stand, stand erect or they got a Doo Doo
Original Lyrics:
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red, White, Convict, Gaga
Original Lyrics:
Red One, Konvict, Gaga
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the name of this tub?
Original Lyrics:
Whats the name of this club?
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are my cheese? I lost my phone, phone
Original Lyrics:
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I could shut my playful mouth
Original Lyrics:
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth
"Love Game" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
White a boy and a girl and a hug and a cane
And a cane
And a cane
Original Lyrics:
With a boy and a girl and a huh and a game
And a game
And a game
"Marry The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna marry tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna marry the night
"Money Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you judge me it's so delicious.
Original Lyrics:
When you touch me it's so delicious.
"Money Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you judge me it's so delicious
Original Lyrics:
When you touch me it's so delicious
"Monster"
Misheard Lyrics:
We might have f**ked, not really sure, don't wash my car
Original Lyrics:
We might have f**ked, not really sure, don't quite recall
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you'll be shamed must, jinx you say and Terri loved me, mama, papa, right see
Original Lyrics:
Baby you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me, papa, paparazzi
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the teardops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is Jerry bye
It don't have a price
Loving you is Jerry bye
Original Lyrics:
Purple teardrops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
It don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa, Papa loves me
or
Papa, Papa let's see
or
Papa, Papa let's see
Original Lyrics:
Papa-paparazzi
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Purple Tear props I try
It don't have a price
Loving you is very bi
It don't have a price
Loving you is very bi
Original Lyrics:
Purple teardrops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
It don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd piss off & testicle
Original Lyrics:
We'd be so fantastic, oh
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're plastic but we'll still have fun
Original Lyrics:
We'll blast it but we'll still have fun
"Paper Gangsta" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz I Do not accepts to immigrants
Than someone just as real, as fabulous
Than someone just as real, as fabulous
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I do not accept any less
Than someone just as real, as fabulous
Than someone just as real, as fabulous
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-buttf*cker face, b-buttf*cker face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye-bye-bye poker face, bye-bye poker face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we fly? can we fly?
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you believe I broke her face?
She just got hit with a bottle
I f***in broke her face.
I f***ed up her face.
She just got hit with a bottle
I f***in broke her face.
I f***ed up her face.
Original Lyrics:
No he can't read my poker face
She's got to love nobody
P-p-p-poker face.
P-p-poker face.
She's got to love nobody
P-p-p-poker face.
P-p-poker face.
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't read minds, can't read minds, no we can't read minds...
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my Poker Face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
No he can't read my Poker Face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't reply, can't reply, no we can't read or write
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carried my, carried my, no he can't breathe in my, poker face.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrot mine, carrot mine
Don't wanna breathe in my poker face
Don't wanna breathe in my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read mine, can't read mine
No, he can't read my poker face
No, he can't read my poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry blind, carry blind
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry mind, carry mind, no can't breathe on my poker face.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry my, carry my, no he'll carry my poker face.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheney's got me like nobody
Original Lyrics:
She's got to love nobody
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutie pie, Cutie pie, now we can read about outer space.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutie pie, cutie pie...
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairy back, hairy back, no he can't read my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't ready my poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will tell you that I love you
Just to hug you
'Cause I'm lumpin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love-you girlin'
Just to hug you
'Cause I'm lumpin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love-you girlin'
Original Lyrics:
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't tell you that I love you
Just to touch you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue conin'
Just to touch you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue conin'
Original Lyrics:
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll get him hard, show him what I got.
Original Lyrics:
I'll get him hot, show him what I got.
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll hit him hard, show him what I got
Original Lyrics:
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I, I, might f*** her face, I might f*** her face...
Original Lyrics:
Pa-pa-pa-poker face, Pa-pa-poker face...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a chicken, the casino
Original Lyrics:
Just like a chick in the casino
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Killing my, killing my...
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My my my Booker Bass, my my Booker Bass
Original Lyrics:
Pa-pa-pa-Poker Face, Pa-pa-Poker Face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P-Poker face F-F-F*** her face!
Original Lyrics:
P-P-P-Poker face P-P-P-Poker face!
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-fuck her face, p-p-fuck her face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-poke her face, P-p-poke her face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-poke her face, br-br-broken face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-pucker face, p-p-pucker face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pa-pa-pa-poker face Pa-pa-f*ck her face!
Original Lyrics:
Pa-pa-pa-poker face Pa-pa-poker face
Oh my lawd...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poke her face, poke her face
Original Lyrics:
Poker face, poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a limo buddy
Original Lyrics:
She has got to love nobody
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't mine, you ain't mine, no one could read in my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be fine, you'll be fine
Unless you pump up the bass.
Unless you pump up the bass.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
No he can't read my poker face
"Scheiße"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I that I could dance on a single thread
or
I wish I that I could dance on a single bed
or
I wish I that I could dance on a single bed
Original Lyrics:
I wish I that I could dance on a single prayer
"Scheiße"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar be mine
Original Lyrics:
Scheiße be mine
"So Happy I Could Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy in the class with a bottle of red wine,
Stars in her ass 'cause we're having a good time.
OR Happy in the clouds with a bottle of red wine, [etc.]
Stars in her ass 'cause we're having a good time.
OR Happy in the clouds with a bottle of red wine, [etc.]
Original Lyrics:
Happy in the club with a bottle of red wine,
Stars in our eyes 'cause we're having a good time.
Stars in our eyes 'cause we're having a good time.
"So Happy I Could Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
So happy I could die. I'm a Samurai.
or
So happy I could die on a summer night.
or
So happy I could die on a summer night.
Original Lyrics:
So happy I could die, and it's alright.
"Speechless"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the broken hearts of all my rectal friends.
Original Lyrics:
All the broken hearts of all my wrecked-up friends.
"Speechless"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the broken hearts of all my rectal friends
Original Lyrics:
All the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends
"Speechless"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you choose death camps over me.
Original Lyrics:
But you choose "death and company"
"Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Malcolm the Cub
And I'm sick of that pub.
And I'm sick of that pub.
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
And I'm sippin' that bubb
"Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Malcom the Bug
And I'm sick of that pug.
And I'm sick of that pug.
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
And I'm sippin' that bubb
(I submitted these lyrics before, but the submission must have gotten lost -- it was so long ago.)
"Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Malcom the Cub.
I'm a sycophant bug.
I'm a sycophant bug.
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
And I'm sippin' that bubb
(I submitted these lyrics before, but the submission must have gotten lost -- it was so long ago.)
"Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sniffin' that butt
And I'm sniffin' that butt
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
And I'm sippin' that bubb
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