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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Lady Gaga that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ale-Alejandra Ale-Alejandra
Original Lyrics:
Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ali Ali Andrew Ali Ali Andrew
Original Lyrics:
Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
At this point I've got the shoes,
Nothing to lose
Original Lyrics:
At this point I've gotta choose,
Nothing to lose
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog on my knee, dog on my knee, Ali Andrew
I'm watching babe, I'm watching babe, Ronaldo
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just want my cigarette butt
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Ronaldo
Ali Andrew, Ali Andrew, Ali Ali Andrew, Ali Ali Andrew
Original Lyrics:
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Alejandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call me name, don't call my name, Roberto
Alejandro, Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro, Ale-ale-jandro
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Aliango
I want you babe, I want you babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette blood
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Fernando
Aliango, Aliango Ali-Ali-Ango, Ali-Ali-Ango
Original Lyrics:
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Alejandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call me name, don't call my name, Roberto
Alejandro, Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro, Ale-ale-jandro
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just one more cigarette and hush
Original Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette butt
Original Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just want my cigarette love
Original Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just want my cigarette purse
Original Lyrics:
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ollie ollie ambrose, Ollie ollie ambrose
Original Lyrics:
Ale-Alejandro Ale-Alejandro
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a bucket full of gonads
And they look just like her dad's,
Just like her dad's
Original Lyrics:
She's got both hands in her pocket
And she won't look at you,
Won't look at you
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point like cottage cheese
Nothing to lose
Original Lyrics:
You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point I've gotta choose
Nothing to lose
"Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that I love you, boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose Vindaloo
Original Lyrics:
You know that I love you, boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose
Nothing to lose
"Applause"
Misheard Lyrics:
A memory applause, applause, applause
Original Lyrics:
I live for the applause, applause, applause
"Applause"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ayar tepee Opie
Original Lyrics:
A-R-T-P-O-P
"Applause"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found the liquid hidden here
Original Lyrics:
I found the vein, put it in here
"Applause"
Misheard Lyrics:
I level the applause
Original Lyrics:
I live for the applause
"Applause"
Misheard Lyrics:
I live for the way that your children scream my name
Original Lyrics:
I live for the way that you cheer and scream for me
"Applause"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never reapplause
Original Lyrics:
I live for the applause
"Applause"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stand here waiting for you to find the gauze.
Original Lyrics:
I stand here waiting for you to bang the gong.
"Applause"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm eating applesauce, the sauce, the sauce
Original Lyrics:
I live for the applause applause applause
"Applause"
Misheard Lyrics:
One second I'm a c**t speck, then suddenly the c**t's in me
Original Lyrics:
One second I'm a Koons, suddenly the Koons is me
It's a figurative reference to Jeff Koons, an American artist known for reproductions of banal objects
"Applause"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way that your children speak to me.
Original Lyrics:
The way that you cheer and scream for me
"Bad Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enough is enough of this horseshoe
Original Lyrics:
Enough is enough of this horse s***
"Bad Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a broken baby
Original Lyrics:
You're a bad kid, baby
"Bad Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still good to me,
If you're a bacon baby
Original Lyrics:
You're still good to me,
If you're a bad kid, baby
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Age of bird avalanche
Original Lyrics:
Et je veux ta revanche.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call in the bedroom ants
Original Lyrics:
Caught in a bad romance
After a while, you start to mishear the lyrics, rather than their becoming clearer.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Callin' all bedroom ants
Original Lyrics:
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught in a bedroom, man.
Original Lyrics:
Caught in a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught in a bedroom: ants
Original Lyrics:
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caught in your bathroom mats
Original Lyrics:
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clean up your own mess
Original Lyrics:
Caught in a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cod in a Bat romance
Original Lyrics:
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be (in) France
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be friends
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be French
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be friends
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna speak French
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be friends
Ironically, this verse does contain a couple of lines in French.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your bad rum, man.
Original Lyrics:
I want your bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your drama detergent, your hand.
Original Lyrics:
I want your drama, the touch of your hand.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your love and I wanna be friends.
Original Lyrics:
I want your love; I don't wanna be friends.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your love and I want your revenge,
You n**ga of a battle lance.
Original Lyrics:
I want your love and I want your revenge,
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your psycho, your vertical stick
What you admire when your baby's sick
Original Lyrics:
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your psycho, your vertical stick
Original Lyrics:
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your psycho
Your vertical stick
Want you in Morrowind, oh baby your sick
Original Lyrics:
I want your psycho
Your vertigo shtick
Want you in my rear window; baby, you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't recycle your vertical stick.
Want you and Myra when your baby is sick.
Original Lyrics:
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick.
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a Roman!
Original Lyrics:
Want your bad romance!
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Punjabi romance
Original Lyrics:
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ra Ra Rah-ah-ah
Romance, Ro ma ma
Ga Ga, Ooh blah blah,
Want yer bad romance
Original Lyrics:
Ra Rah ah-ah-ah
Roma, Roma-ma
GaGa, Oh la la,
Want your bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah,
Roma, Roma-ma,
GaGa, ooh la la,
Want you to rub my a**.
Original Lyrics:
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah,
Roma, Roma-ma,
GaGa, ooh la la,
Want your bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk walk passion maybe
Original Lyrics:
Walk walk fashion baby
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want John Barrowman
Original Lyrics:
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want you in Mara when your baby is sick
Original Lyrics:
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want you in my room when your baby is sick
Original Lyrics:
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want you to rub my ass
Original Lyrics:
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want your bone marrow when your baby is sick
Original Lyrics:
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out, bad romance
Original Lyrics:
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you're admiring in the window, baby, is sick.
Original Lyrics:
Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
While you're in Morrowind
Oh, baby, you're sick
Original Lyrics:
Want you in my rear window,
Baby, you're sick
Morrowind is a country in the fictional world from the Elder Scrolls series of games.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you vote for me?
Original Lyrics:
Watch your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me could ride a bad romance.
Original Lyrics:
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me could ride a barrel, man.
Original Lyrics:
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me could ride a battle lance.
Original Lyrics:
You and me could write a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me could ride a bear on land.
Original Lyrics:
You and me could write a bad romance.
Even though the name of the song is bad romance, it didn't occur to me that the lyrics I was singing were wrong. I always wondered why it was called bad romance if it wasn't even in the song...ha!
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a n*gger in a bad romance
Original Lyrics:
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your jumbo romance
Original Lyrics:
Want your bad romance
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause God makes glow sticks
Original Lyrics:
'Cause God makes no mistakes
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me some pudding,
Then we'll be friends.
Original Lyrics:
Give yourself prudence
And love your friends
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope Madonna loves this record,
And a llama just licked my hand!
Original Lyrics:
I love my life, I love this record and,
Mi amore vole fe yah
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was boned this way
Original Lyrics:
I was born this way
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let you OutKast the leader tees
Original Lyrics:
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mama told me I was yum
Original Lyrics:
My mama told me when I was young
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mama told me when I was young
We're almost superstars
Original Lyrics:
My mama told me when I was young
We're all born superstars
It KIND of makes sense....
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Safety in numbers
Original Lyrics:
Same DNA
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save DNA
Original Lyrics:
Same DNA
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on, gave me glass of purple drops
Original Lyrics:
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on in the glass of her boudoir
"Born This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wore my head, put my lipstick on
In a glass of humble dryer
Original Lyrics:
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir
"Boys Boys Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys boys boys
We like boys in cars
Boys boys boys
Buy us drinks in bars
Boys boys boys
Whisper "Nintendo"
With boys boys boys
We love them!
Original Lyrics:
Boys boys boys
We like boys in cars
Boys boys boys
Buy us drinks in bars
Boys boys boys
With hairspray and denim
Boys boys boys
We love them!
"Dance in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm afraid of it
Original Lyrics:
I'm a free bitch
Even though I know she's saying "bitch" now, I still can't hear the "ch" at the end of it? :/
"Dance in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look how the girl is dressed
Original Lyrics:
Now the girl is stressed
"Donatella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a breakdown on holiday in Taipei
Original Lyrics:
Get a spray tan on holiday in Taipei
"Donatella"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pokemon on small tiny cats
Original Lyrics:
I'm smokin' 'em on full tank of gas
"Donatella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do you wanna wear this swing?
Original Lyrics:
What do you wanna wear this spring?
"Edge of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of glory,
And I'm hanging on over a shoe
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of glory,
And I'm hanging on a moment of truth
"Edge of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of loving you
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of glory
"Edge of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of something final we collide tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm on the edge of something final we call life tonight
"G-U-Y"
Misheard Lyrics:
D-U-I
Original Lyrics:
G-U-Y
"Government Hooker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zombie zombie hooker
Original Lyrics:
As long as I'm you're hooker
"I Like It Rough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brown girl wipes her tears with silver lines
Original Lyrics:
Prom girl wipes her tears with silver lines
"I Like It Rough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a hard girl, loving me's like straightening curves
Original Lyrics:
I'm a hard girl, loving me's like straightening curls
"I Like It Rough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving me is like chewing on bugs
Original Lyrics:
Loving me is like chewing on pearls.
"Judas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a haunted fool, oh baby it's so cruel
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel.
"Judas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a horny fool, and baby it's so cool
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a Holy fool, and baby he's so cruel.
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we're all getting hoes tonight
Original Lyrics:
And we're all getting hosed tonight
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Contemplate it like I'm beatin' a molester
And you're Paco
Original Lyrics:
Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it, Spend the last dough
In your pocko'
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't slow,
gotta clean it
like I pleat it,
spin molesto,
in your paco.
Original Lyrics:
Don't slow,
drive it, clean it
lights out, bleed it
spend the lasto
in your pocko
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't slow,
Drive it clean in your lasto, clean it
Spend your lasto in your paco.
Original Lyrics:
Don't slow,
Drive it, clean it lights out, bleed it
Spend the last-o in your pocko.
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drivin', cleanin', like a zenith
Original Lyrics:
Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta doodoo.
Original Lyrics:
Da-da-doo-doo.
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have sex get sick at the party
Original Lyrics:
Half psychotic sick hypnotic
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have sex in potick sip the hot shit got Booze lit sip potick
Original Lyrics:
Half psychotic sick hypnotic got my blueprint it's symphonic
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have sex when you turn sixteen.
Original Lyrics:
Half psychotic sick hypnotic
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see you got so much mustard and cheese.
Original Lyrics:
I can see how you got so much energy.
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll turn your mustard inside out
Original Lyrics:
How'd I turn my shirt inside out
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just Damn!
Original Lyrics:
Just dance!
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo
Just dance,
In the hunger games, da da doo-doo
Original Lyrics:
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just dance, gonna be okay, done a doo doo
Original Lyrics:
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Kaluk
Just dance
Original Lyrics:
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
Just dance
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Nothing to do
Original Lyrics:
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Justin's gotta be a gay, got a Doo Doo
Just stand, stand erect or they got a Doo Doo
Original Lyrics:
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red wine, carpet, Gaga
Original Lyrics:
Red One, Konvict, Gaga
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red wine
Original Lyrics:
Red One
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red, White, Convict, Gaga
Original Lyrics:
Red One, Konvict, Gaga
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tom Hanks
Original Lyrics:
just dance
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the name of this tub?
Original Lyrics:
What's the name of this club?
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are my cheese? I lost my phone, phone
Original Lyrics:
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone
"Just Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I could shut my playful mouth
Original Lyrics:
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth
"Love Game" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I came!
Original Lyrics:
And a game!
"Love Game" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
White a boy and a girl and a hug and a cane
And a cane
Original Lyrics:
With a boy and a girl and a huh and a game
And a game
"Marry The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna marry tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna marry the night
"Money Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you judge me it's so delicious.
Original Lyrics:
When you touch me it's so delicious.
"Money Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you judge me it's so delicious
Original Lyrics:
When you touch me it's so delicious
"Monster"
Misheard Lyrics:
We might have f**ked, not really sure, don't wash my car
Original Lyrics:
We might have f**ked, not really sure, don't quite recall
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you'll be shamed must, jinx you say and Terri loved me, mama, papa, right see
Original Lyrics:
Baby you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me, papa, paparazzi
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the teardops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is Jerry bye
Original Lyrics:
Purple teardrops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Letter engines
Original Lyrics:
Leather and jeans
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa, Papa loves me
or
Papa, Papa let's see
Original Lyrics:
Papa-paparazzi
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pavarotti
Original Lyrics:
Paparazzi
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Purple Tear props I try
It don't have a price
Loving you is very bi
Original Lyrics:
Purple teardrops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shadow is blurred, we dance and we twirl
My lashes are dry, bubble teardrops I cry
Original Lyrics:
Shadow is burnt, yellow dance in return
My lashes are dry, purple teardrops I cry
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd piss off & testicle
Original Lyrics:
We'd be so fantastic, oh
"Paparazzi" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're plastic but we'll still have fun
Original Lyrics:
We'll blast it but we'll still have fun
"Paper Gangsta" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz I Do not accepts to immigrants
Than someone just as real, as fabulous
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I do not accept any less
Than someone just as real, as fabulous
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-buttf*cker face, b-buttf*cker face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye-bye-bye poker face, bye-bye poker face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we fly? can we fly?
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you believe I broke her face?
She just got hit with a bottle
I f***in broke her face.
I f***ed up her face.
Original Lyrics:
No he can't read my poker face
She's got me like nobody
P-p-p-poker face.
P-p-poker face.
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't read minds, can't read minds, no we can't read minds...
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my Poker Face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't reply, can't reply, no we can't read or write
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carried my, carried my, no he can't breathe in my, poker face.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrot mine, carrot mine
Don't wanna breathe in my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read mine, can't read mine
No, he can't read my poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry blind, carry blind...
No he can't read my poker face.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry blind, carry blind
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry mind, carry mind, no can't breathe on my poker face.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry my, carry my, no he'll carry my poker face.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheney's got me like nobody
Original Lyrics:
She has got me like nobody
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cherry pie, cherry pie . . .
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my . . .
Until I saw this on a karaoke screen tonight, I swear it had something to do with cherry pie!
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutie pie, Cutie pie, now we can read about outer space.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cutie pie, cutie pie...
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairy back, hairy back, no he can't read my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't ready my poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will tell you that I love you
Just to hug you
'Cause I'm lumpin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love-you girlin'
Original Lyrics:
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't tell you that I love you
Just to touch you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue conin'
Original Lyrics:
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll get him hard, show him what I got.
Original Lyrics:
I'll get him hot, show him what I got.
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll get him high, show him what a guy
Original Lyrics:
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll hit him hard, show him what I got
Original Lyrics:
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my lovely Cullen
Original Lyrics:
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I, I, might f*** her face, I might f*** her face...
Original Lyrics:
Pa-pa-pa-poker face, Pa-pa-poker face...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a chick a casino
Take your pay before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check the Jin Kazama
Original Lyrics:
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a chicken I can't see your dick
Original Lyrics:
Just like a chick in the casino
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a chicken, the casino
Original Lyrics:
Just like a chick in the casino
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Killing my, killing my...
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My my my Booker Bass, my my Booker Bass
Original Lyrics:
Pa-pa-pa-Poker Face, Pa-pa-Poker Face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-P-P-Poker face F-F-F*** her face!
Original Lyrics:
P-P-P-Poker face P-P-P-Poker face!
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-fuck her face, p-p-fuck her face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-poke her face p-p-f*ck her face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-poke her face, P-p-poke her face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-poke her face, br-br-broken face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-pucker face, p-p-pucker face
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pa-pa-pa-poker face Pa-pa-f*ck her face!
Original Lyrics:
Pa-pa-pa-poker face Pa-pa-poker face
Oh my lawd...
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poke her face
Original Lyrics:
Poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Puh Pa Kerbass
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pump up up the bass
Original Lyrics:
P-p-p-poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a Lego body
Original Lyrics:
She's got me like nobody
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a limo buddy
Original Lyrics:
She's got me like nobody
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got to love nobody
Original Lyrics:
She's got me like nobody
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shiny lemons underwater
Original Lyrics:
She's got me like nobody
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me ma, tell me ma, so he can't read my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't mine, you ain't mine, no one could read in my poker face
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
"Poker Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be fine, you'll be fine
Unless you pump up the bass.
Original Lyrics:
Can't read my, Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
"Scheiße"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I that I could dance on a single thread
or
I wish I that I could dance on a single bed
Original Lyrics:
I wish I that I could dance on a single prayer
"Scheiße"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar be mine
Original Lyrics:
Scheiße be mine
"Sexxx Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night
I love a squirrel
I was thinking about you
Original Lyrics:
Last night
Our lovers quarrel
I was thinking about you
"So Happy I Could Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy in the class with a bottle of red wine,
Stars in her ass 'cause we're having a good time.
OR Happy in the clouds with a bottle of red wine, [etc.]
Original Lyrics:
Happy in the club with a bottle of red wine,
Stars in our eyes 'cause we're having a good time.
"So Happy I Could Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
So happy I could die. I'm a Samurai.
or
So happy I could die on a summer night.
or
So happy I could die on a summer night.
Original Lyrics:
So happy I could die, and it's alright.
"Speechless"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the broken hearts of all my rectal friends.
Original Lyrics:
All the broken hearts of all my wrecked-up friends.
"Speechless"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you choose death camps over me.
Original Lyrics:
But you choose "death and company"
"Swine"
Misheard Lyrics:
But deep down you are just a shoe
Original Lyrics:
But deep down you are just a shrew
"Swine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found a spine!
I found a spine!
I found a spine!
Original Lyrics:
Act like a swine!
Act like a swine!
Act like a swine!
"Teeth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a bite of my bad girl mint
Original Lyrics:
Take a bite of my bad girl meat
"Teeth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me something that'll save me;
I need amendments for alright.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me something that'll save me;
I need a man who makes me alright.
"Teeth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me something that'll save me;
I need limericks for alright.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me something that'll save me;
I need a man who makes me alright.
"Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Malcolm the Cub
And I'm sick of that pub.
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
"Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Malcom the Bug
And I'm sick of that pug.
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
(I submitted these lyrics before, but the submission must have gotten lost -- it was so long ago.)
"Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm Malcom the Cub.
I'm a sycophant bug.
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
(I submitted these lyrics before, but the submission must have gotten lost -- it was so long ago.)
"Telephone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sniffin' that butt
Original Lyrics:
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
"The Edge of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna run Raichu to the edge with you
Where we can both fall her in love
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna run right to, to the edge with you
Where we can both fall far in love
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a nice toupée
Original Lyrics:
Have an oyster, baby

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