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"Alejandro"
Just one more cigarette and hush
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
Just smoke my cigarette butt
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
Just want my cigarette love
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
"Alejandro"
She's got a bucket full of gonads
And they look just like her dad's,
Just like her dad's
She's got both hands in her pocket
And she won't look at you,
Won't look at you
"Alejandro"
You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point like cottage cheese
Nothing to lose
You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico Rejoice
At this point I've gotta choose
Nothing to lose
"Alejandro"
You know that I love you, boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose Vindaloo
You know that I love you, boy
Hot like Mexico, rejoice
At this point I gotta choose
Nothing to lose
"Bad Romance"
Age of bird avalanche
Et je veux ta revanche.
"Bad Romance"
Call in the bedroom ants
Caught in a bad romance
After a while, you start to mishear the lyrics, rather than their becoming clearer.
"Bad Romance"
Callin' all bedroom ants
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Caught in a bedroom, man.
Caught in a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Caught in a bedroom: ants
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Caught in your bathroom mats
Caught in a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
I don't wanna be (in) France
I don't wanna be friends
"Bad Romance"
I don't wanna be French
I don't wanna be friends
"Bad Romance"
I don't wanna speak French
I don't wanna be friends
"Bad Romance"
I want your bad rum, man.
I want your bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
I want your drama detergent, your hand.
I want your drama, the touch of your hand.
"Bad Romance"
I want your love and I wanna be friends.
I want your love; I don't wanna be friends.
"Bad Romance"
I want your love and I want your revenge,
You n**ga of a battle lance.
I want your love and I want your revenge,
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
I want your psycho, your vertical stick
What you admire when your baby's sick
I want your psycho, your vertical stick
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
I want your psycho
Your vertigo stick
Want you in Morrowind baby your sick
I want your psycho
Your vertical stick
Want you in my rear window; baby, you're sick
Editor's note: Actually, there is a dispute as to whether the word is "vertical" or "vertigo". Until I see the liner notes (or someone confirms it for me), I will leave it as "vertical" since that would make the most logical sense.
"Bad Romance"
I won't recycle your vertical stick.
Want you and Myra when your baby is sick.
I want your psycho, your vertical stick.
Want you in my room when your baby is sick.
"Bad Romance"
Ra Ra Rah-ah-ah
Romance, Ro ma ma
Ga Ga, Ooh blah blah,
Want yer bad romance
Ra Rah ah-ah-ah
Roma, Roma-ma
GaGa, Oh la la,
Want your bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah,
Roma, Roma-ma,
GaGa, ooh la la,
Want you to rub my a**.
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah,
Roma, Roma-ma,
GaGa, ooh la la,
Want your bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
Want you in Mara when your baby is sick
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Want you in my room when your baby is sick
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Want you to rub my ass
Want your bad romance
"Bad Romance"
Want your bone marrow when your baby is sick
Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
"Bad Romance"
Watch out, bad romance
Want your bad romance?
"Bad Romance"
What you're admiring in the window, baby, is sick.
Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick
"Bad Romance"
While you're in Morrowind
Oh, baby, you're sick
Want you in my rear window,
Baby, you're sick
Morrowind is a country in the fictional world from the Elder Scrolls series of games.
"Bad Romance"
You and me could ride a bad romance.
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
You and me could ride a barrel, man.
You and me could write a bad romance.
"Bad Romance"
You and me could ride a battle lance.
You and me could write a bad romance
"Bad Romance"
You and me could ride a bear on land.
You and me could write a bad romance.
Even though the name of the song is bad romance, it didn't occur to me that the lyrics I was singing were wrong. I always wondered why it was called bad romance if it wasn't even in the song...ha!
"Born This Way"
'Cause God makes glow sticks
'Cause God makes no mistakes
"Born This Way"
Give me some pudding,
Then we'll be friends.
Give yourself prudence
And love your friends
"Born This Way"
I hope Madonna loves this record,
And a llama just licked my hand!
I love my life, I love this record and,
Mi amore vole fe yah
"Born This Way"
Let you OutKast the leader tees
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
"Born This Way"
My mama told me when I was young
We're almost superstars
My mama told me when I was young
We're all born superstars
It KIND of makes sense....
"Born This Way"
Safety in numbers
Same DNA
"Born This Way"
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on, gave me glass of purple drops
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on in the glass of her boudoir
"Born This Way"
She wore my head, put my lipstick on
In a glass of humble dryer
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir
Boys boys boys
We like boys in cars
Boys boys boys
Buy us drinks in bars
Boys boys boys
Whisper "Nintendo"
With boys boys boys
We love them!
Boys boys boys
We like boys in cars
Boys boys boys
Buy us drinks in bars
Boys boys boys
With hairspray and denim
Boys boys boys
We love them!
"Edge of Glory"
I'm on the edge of glory,
And I'm hanging on over a shoe
I'm on the edge of glory,
And I'm hanging on a moment of truth
"Edge of Glory"
I'm on the edge of something final we collide tonight
I'm on the edge of something final we call life tonight
"Government Hooker"
Zombie zombie hooker
As long as I'm you're hooker
Loving me is like chewing on bugs
Loving me is like chewing on pearls.
And we're all getting hoes tonight
And we're all getting hosed tonight
Contemplate it like I'm beatin' a molester
And you're Paco
Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it, Spend the last dough
In your pocko'
Don't slow,
gotta clean it
like I pleat it,
spin molesto,
in your paco.
Don't slow,
drive it, clean it
lights out, bleed it
spend the lasto
in your pocko
Don't slow,
Drive it clean in your lasto, clean it
Spend your lasto in your paco.
Don't slow,
Drive it, clean it lights out, bleed it
Spend the last-o in your pocko.
Drivin', cleanin', like a zenith
Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it
Gotta doodoo.
Da-da-doo-doo.
Have sex get sick at the party
Half psychotic sick hypnotic
Have sex when you turn sixteen.
Half psychotic sick hypnotic
I can see you got so much mustard and cheese.
I can see how you got so much energy.
I'll turn your mustard inside out
How'd I turn my shirt inside out
Just dance, gonna be okay, done a doo doo
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Kaluk
Just dance
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
Just dance
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Nothing to do
Just dance
Gonna be okay
Dada, doo doo
Justin's gotta be a gay, got a Doo Doo
Just stand, stand erect or they got a Doo Doo
Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo
Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo
Red wine, carpet, Gaga
Red One, Konvict, Gaga
Red, White, Convict, Gaga
Red One, Konvict, Gaga
What's the name of this tub?
Whats the name of this club?
Where are my cheese? I lost my phone, phone
Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone
Wish I could shut my playful mouth
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth
White a boy and a girl and a hug and a cane
And a cane
With a boy and a girl and a huh and a game
And a game
"Marry The Night"
I'm gonna marry tonight
I'm gonna marry the night
When you judge me it's so delicious.
When you touch me it's so delicious.
When you judge me it's so delicious
When you touch me it's so delicious
"Monster"
We might have f**ked, not really sure, don't wash my car
We might have f**ked, not really sure, don't quite recall
Baby you'll be shamed must, jinx you say and Terri loved me, mama, papa, right see
Baby you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me, papa, paparazzi
But the teardops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is Jerry bye
Purple teardrops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
Letter engines
Leather and jeans
Papa, Papa loves me
or
Papa, Papa let's see
Papa-paparazzi
Purple Tear props I try
It don't have a price
Loving you is very bi
Purple teardrops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is cherry pie
We'd piss off & testicle
We'd be so fantastic, oh
We're plastic but we'll still have fun
We'll blast it but we'll still have fun
Cuz I Do not accepts to immigrants
Than someone just as real, as fabulous
Cuz I do not accept any less
Than someone just as real, as fabulous
B-b-buttf*cker face, b-buttf*cker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Bye-bye-bye poker face, bye-bye poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Can we fly? can we fly?
Can't read my, can't read my...
Can you believe I broke her face?
She just got hit with a bottle
I f***in broke her face.
I f***ed up her face.
No he can't read my poker face
She's got to love nobody
P-p-p-poker face.
P-p-poker face.
Can't read minds, can't read minds, no we can't read minds...
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my...
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my broken face
(She's so emo, she's so lonely)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my Poker Face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Can't reply, can't reply, no we can't read or write
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my...
Carried my, carried my, no he can't breathe in my, poker face.
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
Carrot mine, carrot mine
Don't wanna breathe in my poker face
Can't read mine, can't read mine
No, he can't read my poker face
Carry blind, carry blind
Can't read my, can't read my
Carry mind, carry mind, no can't breathe on my poker face.
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
Carry my poker face
Can't read my poker face
Carry my, carry my, no he'll carry my poker face.
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
Cheney's got me like nobody
She's got to love nobody
Cutie pie, Cutie pie, now we can read about outer space.
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
Cutie pie, cutie pie...
Can't read my, can't read my...
Hairy back, hairy back, no he can't read my poker face
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't ready my poker face
I will tell you that I love you
Just to hug you
'Cause I'm lumpin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love-you girlin'
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
I won't tell you that I love you
Just to touch you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue conin'
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin'
With my muffin
I'm not lyin'
I'm just stunnin'
With my love glue gunnin'
I'll get him hard, show him what I got.
I'll get him hot, show him what I got.
I'll hit him hard, show him what I got
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
I, I, might f*** her face, I might f*** her face...
Pa-pa-pa-poker face, Pa-pa-poker face...
Just like a chicken, the casino
Just like a chick in the casino
Killing my, killing my...
Can't read my, can't read my...
My my my Booker Bass, my my Booker Bass
Pa-pa-pa-Poker Face, Pa-pa-Poker Face
P-P-P-Poker face F-F-F*** her face!
P-P-P-Poker face P-P-P-Poker face!
P-p-p-fuck her face, p-p-fuck her face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poke her face, P-p-poke her face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poke her face, br-br-broken face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-pucker face, p-p-pucker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Pa-pa-pa-poker face Pa-pa-f*ck her face!
Pa-pa-pa-poker face Pa-pa-poker face
Oh my lawd...
Poke her face, poke her face
Poker face, poker face
Puh Pa Kerbass
P-p-p-poker face
Pump up up the bass
P-p-p-poker face
She's got a Lego body
She's got to love nobody
She's got a limo buddy
She has got to love nobody
You ain't mine, you ain't mine, no one could read in my poker face
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face
You'll be fine, you'll be fine
Unless you pump up the bass.
Can't read my, Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
"Scheiße"
I wish I that I could dance on a single thread
or
I wish I that I could dance on a single bed
I wish I that I could dance on a single prayer
"Scheiße"
Sugar be mine
Scheiße be mine
"So Happy I Could Die"
Happy in the class with a bottle of red wine,
Stars in her ass 'cause we're having a good time.
OR Happy in the clouds with a bottle of red wine, [etc.]
Happy in the club with a bottle of red wine,
Stars in our eyes 'cause we're having a good time.
"So Happy I Could Die"
So happy I could die. I'm a Samurai.
or
So happy I could die on a summer night.
or
So happy I could die on a summer night.
So happy I could die, and it's alright.
"Speechless"
All the broken hearts of all my rectal friends.
All the broken hearts of all my wrecked-up friends.
"Speechless"
All the broken hearts of all my rectal friends
All the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends
"Speechless"
But you choose death camps over me.
But you choose "death and company"
"Telephone"
'Cause I'm Malcolm the Cub
And I'm sick of that pub.
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
"Telephone"
'Cause I'm Malcom the Bug
And I'm sick of that pug.
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
(I submitted these lyrics before, but the submission must have gotten lost -- it was so long ago.)
"Telephone"
'Cause I'm Malcom the Cub.
I'm a sycophant bug.
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb
(I submitted these lyrics before, but the submission must have gotten lost -- it was so long ago.)
"Telephone"
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sniffin' that butt
Cuz I'm out in the club
And I'm sippin' that bubb