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Lady Gaga, "Alejandro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog on my knee, dog on my knee, Ali Andrew
I'm watching babe, I'm watching babe, Ronaldo
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just want my cigarette butt
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Ronaldo
Ali Andrew, Ali Andrew, Ali Ali Andrew, Ali Ali Andrew
Original Lyrics:
Don't bother me, don't bother me, Alejandro
I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando
Don't want to kiss, don't want to touch
Just smoke my cigarette and hush
Don't call me name, don't call my name, Roberto
Alejandro, Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro, Ale-ale-jandro

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