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Song Parodies -> "Look At All The Cool Stuff That I Can Do With My Telephone"

Original Song Title:

"Telephone"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga (feat. Beyonce)

Parody Song Title:

"Look At All The Cool Stuff That I Can Do With My Telephone"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

In the original song, the stuttering "eh-eh-eh" part is the "Look at all the cool stuff that I can do with" part in the parody while the "stop telephonin'" is the "my telephone". Also the "he-he-he" part in the parody is to be read as the person laughing at the other. Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdUWJXd6TQo
Hey there, hey there buddy- come here
And check out this thing
Its got awesome service
And it does everything
Sure, you're phone can go online
And thats alright you see
Now I'd like to show you why
My phones amazing
My phones amazing
My phones amazing
You will be so jealous cause my phones amazing

It plays records
On this brand new app I got today
And when I must miss school, my phone goes and takes my place
It also shows nearby places
Where I can take a pee
Within a five state radius
My phones amazing

When callin'
"Free Fallin'"
Starts to play on the stereo
Every contact has their very own ringtone
When textin'
I'm checkin'
Out things that I want to explore
By flying airplanes with my very own phone

Look at all the cool stuff that I can do with my telephone
he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he
Amazing!
All of this amazing stuff I can do with my telephone
he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he

This is all that I want, I just sold my home
And I'd be lost with no telephone
And I think I'm in love
Cause it's makin' me grub
And I'd be lost with no telephone

I can do what I want but I sold my home
Just to pay for this new telephone
I still go to the club
And the ladies just love
Me, cause I have this new telephone

Lets take another look at my phone
Could be used as a hammer
Makes me run much faster
Even correct my grammar
And when I have my phone alone
It makes me a good dancer
Your phone just has a planner
Mine has the cure for cancer

I'm not trying to show off
I'm just trying to say
That maybe you should get rid of that phone paperweight
You're mad cause you don't have the best phone in creation
It even answers all your calls
My phones amazing
My phones amazing
My phones amazing
It answers all the calls you get cause it's amazing

When callin'
No crawlin'
Around to try and find your phone
It's in my head and attatched to my earlobe
When textin'
I'm deft and
There's no need to talk anymore
I use my hands to talk on my new cell phone

Stop callin'
Stop callin'
You're out of the league of my phone
Why don't you leave and go play with your iPhone?
Stop bawlin'
Stop bawlin'
There's no need to cry anymore
Here, use this tissue that comes from my cell phone

Look at all the cool stuff that I can do with my telephone
he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he
Amazing!
All of this amazing stuff I can do with my telephone
he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he

Complain all you want, it's covered in chrome
And you wish that you had my telephone
Could be used as a club
And can make me a sub
And you wish that you had my telephone

Can survive a flood and can make sheep clones
And you wish that you had my telephone
It can donate my blood
And be used in the tub
And you wish that you had my telephone

My telephone
My awesome telephone
It can make new cologne
And take out student loans
And you wish that you had my telephone

My telephone
My awesome telephone
Why don't you just go home?
And just leave us alone
Cause you wish that you had my telephone

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

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Hu's On First - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Definitely not phone-y....love it!
Christie Marie M - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Not too shabby! As Hu says, not very phone-y! I wished that I had that kind of telephone, but I probably have to win the lottery to own that kind of phone! Isn't technology wonderful? Here's 555 more apps for this one!
Lee - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job! I kinda wish I did have that phone now. =) 5's.
Below Average Dave - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice twist on the original song. This is one of Lady GaGa's most creative songs, I don't know why I am addicted to her stuff, but I am--something about it is infectious. Glad to see I'm not the only one who likes a variety as that stretches from Green Day to GaGa. . .fun idea Abbott
Mark Scotti - June 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM - I'm 'phoning' in my fives for this one. Great Job!!
Matthias - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I agree with Dave. I love the transvestite known as Lady GaGa as well and while I still say that Bad Romance is my favorite from her "The Fame Monster" album this song is equally as fun.
Below Average Dave - June 18, 2010 - Report this comment
The actually video to this kinda showed she isn't a tranny Matty ;) Still like this one Abbott.
Peter Andersson - June 20, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM April 2010 - My comment has been placed on the forum voting thread:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=40735.0
bobpiecheese - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Clearly this phone was co-developed by Inspector Gadget and Q. Cleverly written, well paced and just the right amount of silliness makes this one your absolute best. Your number still 555-AWSM? Alrighty then!
DJ Blaze - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment
WOW. This was amazing. Not the biggest fan of the OS, but this cleverly, hilariously written parody gets 555.
matrixmaniac - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
awesome, you sir are amazing, the pacing if a little off at some parts but overall great, i mean you actually made me feel bad about my fone lol
Mark Scotti - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) I really loved this one in the SOTM, and now I get to do a repeat "call"...LOL
Blaydeman - May 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) You are certainly dialed in! LOL Nice job!
agrimorfee - June 04, 2011 - Report this comment
555 vote (and a high spot on the ABC Round)? THere's an app for that!
Matthias - June 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Easily the best in the entire competition here and I haven't even read the rest. This parody is amazing! Loved the line: "it has the cure for cancer" as well as the line about finding all the places to pee in a five state radius. Hilarious work!
D-MOn - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Can it give you 555 like I can? It can? Oops, my bad LOL!
Below Average Dave - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
That's dangerous Matt to say that before reading the rest because then you get stuck with it and enter other songs with a pre-bias. Abbott, based on my previous voting record with this parody, you already know I am hung up on this parody!

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