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Song Parodies -> "Hey There Mister (It's Halloween)"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Soul Sister"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hey There Mister (It's Halloween)"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

A few days late I suppose, but here it is! Original Song:
Hey hey hey

It's sad to say
This Halloween did not go my way
Of all the houses we went to
There was only one where we were denied

In the moon beams
I'm eating chocolate, while I hear some goblins scream
Then I got so excited
Giant candy bowl I sighted
But I was denied

Hey there mister
Hand over your Snickers
From your candy bowl, don't ya know
It's Halloween, so let 'em go
Hey there mister
I don't wanna bicker, so just give them here tonight

Hey hey hey

Rang twelve times
On your front porch and I know you can see me
You have a nice collection
Let me make my selection
From your supply

So my request
Is for you to get up and feed my costumed self
I am telling you
If you don't, I'll tell my momma
And I know you wouldn't wanna mess with her

Hey there mister
Don't bogart your Twizzlers
In your candy bowl, don't ya know
It's Halloween, so let 'em go
Hey there mister
I am getting pissed so just give 'em to me tonight

Man you are really dumb
One night a year is all the fun I need
Need Reece's, they're my drug
You're the only house where I got snubbed
You see- you're the only one here on this street
Who's front light's on and has candy
I don't care if you had to leave to pee

Hey there mister
I got toilet paper
On your patio, now ya know
Eggs are hard to clean off your home
Warned you mister-
Now you will be pissed for all the things I did tonight
Next time mister
Next year, you will listen and get me treats for that night
Hey hey hey (alright!?)
Hey hey hey (alright!?)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Matthias - November 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Great Halloween parody although I think it would have been funnier if the guy the character was yelling at wasn't even home still this one was pretty funny.
Old Man Ribber - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment
As powerful as a November 1st sugar rush! Way to go, Abbott!

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