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Song Parodies -> "Zombies!"

Original Song Title:

"Zombie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cranberries

Parody Song Title:

"Zombies!"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Why this hasn't been done on here yet is shocking to me (I haven't checked YouTube or anything). Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcwsfns7KPQ&feature=related
Another scary movie
Last October ev’ning
So much violence, house is silent
I’m sitting here shakin’

I can’t see, please help me, scary night- Halloween!.
In my head, I feel dread…something’s happ’ning
The house shakes, I hear moans
I see bones, then I run
“In my head, in my head…this ain’t happ’ning!”

Want my head, want my head,
Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!
Brains! Brains! They want my head,
I’m so dead!
Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!
Oh God! Oh no!

Into my house they break in
Heart they’re wanting also
First was dozens, now there’s hundreds
Wanting what they’re after

Man they’re skin’s so-o green, been dead since ‘17
Grabbed my hand, I’m so dead! No use fighting
With their teeth, bite my arm
Now I’m done, cause I’m one
Find a head, need a head…cause I’m starving!

People fled! “Living dead!
Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!
Run! Run!” We want your head
Want your head!
“Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!
Oh God! Oh no!”

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 11

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Rob Arndt - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
You're a little behind, I'm on my 29th Zombie parody and pushing forward ;-D
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Nicely done. I tried to do a similar parody a few months back and couldn't get it to go anywhere.
Peregrin - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Came here via the 'Random' feature, Mr Skelding. Let me start by saying I am really pissed off. At the fact that this effort has gathered so little attention.

This is a really well-paced parody, and good subject matter. You deserved more feedback.

For anyone following who is unfamiliar with the OS, here is a link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
Agrimorfee - October 03, 2012 - Report this comment
The most obvious ideas are sometimes the best ones. 555
Peregrin - October 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Y/Z – A follow up comment to go with my original one! Very good work with a highly underrated and oft-maligned OS, Abbott. You are right, how was this missed before? My fave lines were: “With their teeth, bite my arm, Now I’m done, cause I’m one”
Meriadoc - October 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Good job and very well paced.
Porfle Popnecker - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Makes me look forward to Halloween!
Matthias - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Can't believe this hasn't been done before and I'm reading it now right in time for Halloween and I think a new season of "Walking Dead" should be coming on soon...
Blaydeman - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) This was a solid parody Abbott, not your funniest, but still great! I love anything relating to Zombies and I can't believe no one has ever done this idea on this song before. That's crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

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