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Song Parodies -> "Hot N' Cold Weather"

Original Song Title:

"Hot N' Cold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Hot N' Cold Weather"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X75mry1LcFg
Don’t go outside
You’ll need a change of clothes
Yeah you, might need this-
Some sunscreen
And some gloves

Somethings’ out of sync
Cause I need
Shades and skis
Ohio-
Where it could snow in May

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up

You, think it’s hot but please don’t go
You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown

Why can’t it be
Just in sync
With seasons
At least let it be
A consistent degree
Eighty-six when snowing
This is so annoying
I should know that
It’s not gonna change

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up

You, think it’s hot but please don’t go
You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown

Someone call Al Roker
Got a case of weather bi-polar
I’m sick of all this weather
Changing all the time

Don’t go outside
Cause it’s hot when it snows

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown
Could snow through the night
Then melt before light
This isn’t much fun
This state is messed up

You, think it’s hot but please don’t go
You, in ten minutes it will snow-ow

Cause it’s hot then it’s cold
It’s warm then it snows
Sun’s gone, then it’s out
Leaves green and then brown

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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Matthias - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I wish that you did more with the choruses but this was a good twist on the original song and a fantastic tribute to my home state.
Jonathan S. - December 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Good stuff. 555
J Chizzy - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
lolz! i can relate.
tomario - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
i thought it was just us English that were obsessed about the weather!!! i agree with Matthias that changing the choruses (chorusi?) always helps. a good parody though could sense your frustration! lol
MysteryGoat - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: For someone that lives in Florida where winter isn't exactly winter this hits right at home. However, I can't forgive you for making me listen to Katy Perry.
Mark Scotti - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM Fun Parody!!!
Peter Andersson - January 17, 2010 - Report this comment
±555°C
Max Power - January 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I know what you mean, when it's freezing...there's hardly any snow at all. What a disappointing winter.
bobpiecheese - January 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is a pretty good parody, some chorus variation would've made it a lot better. Still worth 555.
Red Ant - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
It was 70* here Thursday. Now it's 20 something with about a foot of snow on the ground. "Someone call Al Roker/Got a case of weather bi-polar" LOL!
DJ Blaze - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Not too big a fan of the OS, but a great concept well executed. 555
Jeff Reuben - January 30, 2010 - Report this comment
A bunch of Ohio people here! A good idea with the original title, nice job!
Below Average Dave - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Fun idea, the pacing wasn't quite as solid as I'm used to from you, but fun job on this song turning it on itself.
Jack Wilson - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job, 5s

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