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Song Parodies -> "Yahtzee"

Original Song Title:

"Zombie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cranberries

Parody Song Title:

"Yahtzee"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Another roll goes slowly,
In this holy board game
It's not science, there's not violence
And this fun is not lame

Every roll, my score climbs, and it's my roll this time.
In my hand, in my hand they are shaking
With their two's and their fives,
And their fives and their ones.
In my hand, in my hand they are shaking

In my hand, I demand
Yahtzee, Yahtzee, Yahtzee
Hey, hey. They leave my hand,
Leave my hand
Yahtzee, Yahtzee, Yahtzee
Yes, yes, yes, NO!

And now my high score's breakin'
Average going under.
And will this roll, help reach my goal?
I can only wonder

It's the same old game, and now it's round 13
In my hand, in my hand they are shaking
With it's fives and its threes,
And it's twos and it's ones
In my hand, in my hand they are shaking

In my hand, I demand
Yahtzee, Yahtzee, Yahtzee
Hey, hey. They leave my hand,
Leave my hand
Yahtzee, Yahtzee, Yahtzee
Yes, yes, yes, NO!

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lizzie - March 07, 2009 - Report this comment
i looooove it

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