It’s on the evening news
No way can it be true
A riot with guess who?
Goofy, Mickey
and Minnie Mouse too

One slap with his famed white glove
Then fights and fires begin
They sank the pirate ship and
Where is Donald Duck?

Timon got Pumbaa
Betrayed him
And that poor Pluto
They spayed him
Dumbo on Bambi
Outweighed him
This is bound to take a while

A riot down in Disneyland
A riot down in Disney (Don’t understand)
A riot down in Disneyland

Someone let Simba out of the lion cage
The seven dwarfs teamed up against Jafar and broke his face
They broke Pinocchio’s nose
Cinderella won’t submit
Scar hit Mufasa’s head with the bed
Sleeping Beauty lays upon and

Aladdin
Lost Jasmine
Took Ariel’s pool
And drained it
Tinkerbell can’t fly
They chained her
This is bound to take a while

A riot down in Disneyland
A riot down in Disney (They have demands)
A riot down in Disneyland

Why Mickey?
Where is Minnie?
Now the kids cry and cry and cry
Guess you can’t be happy all the time

A riot down in Disneyland
A riot down in Disney (When will this end?)
A riot down in Disneyland
A riot down in Disneyland