-> "The Feast At Mama's Place"
Original Song Title:
"The Beast of Pirate's Bay"
Parody Song Title:
"The Feast At Mama's Place"
One day last December,
I wasn’t feeling well...
I wasn’t sick or tired, but I was just hungry as hell
My stomach was a-grumblin’
You should have seen my face...
Saw a sign that says, "Come Here!
Welcome To Mama’s Place!"
Ms. Ann “Mama” McGuthrie, came here in ‘63
She came here to this country from a place way overseas
Wanted to own a rest’rant
And now she does, with priiiide!
She’ll overstuff your tummy, food will fill up your insides!
Oh, don't you wail and don't you fret and don’t worry a bit
The place is always packed, but they’ll find you a place to sit
You’ll eat right up then waddle out...no need to eat for daaaayyys
Then she says, “Hope you enjoyed! Come back to Mama’s Place!”
Now Mama has a challenge, makes folks scream and yell
And the poor souls who tried it, they didn’t end up well
They all walk home defeated, that huge meal it packs a puuuunch...
Chall-en-gers come from far and near...
But they’d end up in the dumps!
All have failed and don't you know, your chances sure are slim
You could just win the lotto and get struck by some lightnin’
At the same time, there is no doubt: you'd better stay awaaaaay!
Read the sign that says, "Beware The Feast at Mama’s Place!”
Well, sure enough, my good friend Jim, he went to Mama’s Place
“Want to see what this challenge is, I know that I’ll do great!”
He gave a valiant effort, but I pity that maaaaan
Thought he was done! Then he screeeeaaammmmeeddd!!!
It’s not a one plate challenge, it’s enough to fill a van!
Oh, you’ve been warned, you won’t want to end up like my friend Jim
The Feast is nineteen courses, there’s no way that you can win
Just get some soup, or steak or trout...enough to get a taaassttee
Please don’t try, you can’t prepare! The Feast at Mama’s Place!
Well, I thought I’d try it! Despite stories I’d hear
I was incred’bly starved, I thought “This doesn’t seem too weird”
Ordered The Feast, and everybody waited as she paused...
She said “Alright” and then whispered: “You’re just another loss”
Oh, I won’t fail because I know that I, for sure, can win!
I’ve eaten many platefuls, that this should just be a sinch
“She’ll shut you up, you’ll pass right out.” The other folks would saaaayyy
I replied, “I will not fear The Feast at Mama’s Place!”
The first plate’s coming toward me, and I finish it with ease
Along with plates seven and eight, the folks just can’t believe
“No one has gotten closer...but there’s still so much to goooo!”
I’ve eaten half, then Mama said “Send out more plates, let’s go!”
Well, it’s sure tough, my stomach filled with every passing plate
The food is so delicious, but I must just chew away
I saw Mama give a tiny grin, and she asked “You gonna cry…?”
I said “Hell no! Done with Eighteen!”, she yelled “BRING OUT THE PIE!”
I gasped and I gulped, as the pie came my way
“This is your final portion, you won’t finish...there’s no way.”
I grabbed my fork and dug in, then as I started to faaaade...
My eyes opened wide, and said “FOR JIM! THE FEAST AT MAMA’S PLACE!”
It was so great!
Choked it down and slammed my fork and yelled “THIS IS FOR JIM!”
Mama stood with amazement, I have done what no one did!
Her apron off, a tear fell down...and tossed some keys my waaaay
“It’s yours now, I will leave here...
The rest’rant’s yours, you’ve earned it, dear!”
Read my shirt that says, "I Ate The Feast At Mama’s Place!”
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