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Song Parodies -> "Girlfriend"

Original Song Title:

"Boyfriend"

Original Performer:

Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"Girlfriend"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

This is in no way a reflection of my girlfriend, who is the greatest, most loving person on the planet, who doesn't make me do things I don't wanna do. Also, that may, or may not have been typed as she was reading over my shoulder. Original Song
[Boyfriend]
Hanging with my guy friends, out to get some grub
Ladies having girls night while we go and hit the club
Then I get a text asking “Where you ‘bout to go?”
So I turn and ask my friends, “Man, she doesn’t have to know!”
“But, but, but...the truth
She’ll know if I’m lyin’, and then we’ll be all through.
Just go on without me and I’ll get back to you.”
Might sound crazy, but my baby can’t get though...

[Girlfriend's text]
Come home to me, you do what I want
No sir, won’t listen to you

[Boyfriend]
Have to ask my girlfriend, she’ll never let me go
Makes me stay at home while she stays on the phone
Technically, I am a man, but she is the boss
But thanks to my girlfriend, I never get to go, I never get to go

Could be with my buds, yeah, but I’m stuck at home
With her sisters and friends here, and their dumb book club
It's gonna be a long night yeah, man this really blows
Serve my lady all night, I just really wanna go (Grrr)
That’s when my friends text me, “you just missed it!
Get down to the bar, man, just saw Dennis Rodman!
Paid our tabs, brought some cash and some girls, man!"
"Man, that's crazy! Just one sec..." Ask my girlfriend, "...Baby...?"

[Girlfriend]
"You want to leave? Sorry, but you're not
You sir, have dishes to do!"

[Boyfriend]
All thanks to my girlfriend, I never get to go
Makes me hold her purse now, it's where my nads call "home"
She thinks I am her servant, anything she wants
Love to hang with my friends...instead, hang with her mom, I'm shopping with her mom

[Girlfriend]
Boy, pull up your pants, get ready to leave, soon
You will meet Chris and Roy, they are gonna be your new friends
Just give them a chance, and forget 'bout Stu, Earl
And your brother, Steve (they're all dumb guys!)

[Boyfriend]
No longer my girlfriend, I think it's time to go
Something's really wrong, girl, I'd rather be alone
'Cause I won't feed your stupid cat, or your yappy dog
Go get a new boyfriend, 'cause I just have to go, I really need to go

Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, bye girl
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, got rid of my girlfriend
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, hey
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, no more bossy girlfriend

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - February 25, 2014 - Report this comment
So glad I'm single and I don't have to put up with stuff like this... Or ya know stuff like listening to Justin Bieber, Yuck!
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Change the title to "Husband", and it all applies too! Clever placement of the "girl"'s dialogue during the high-end vocals. Lotsa good choruses, as funny as the verses.
Max Power - March 10, 2014 - Report this comment
That's where a trope for "Hen-Pecked Husband" can kind of apply.
bobpiecheese - March 11, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Uneven OS, fantastic parody, even if the ending switch was a bit abrupt. I agree with Agri about having the titular girlfriend singing when Bieber does that squeaky voice everyone wanted to punch him for in the first place. 555!
Blaydeman - March 11, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This is perfect. Simple enough topic we can all relate to, great pacing, funny lines, and a catchy OS to sync it to. Love it!

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