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Fun Music Information -> Justin Bieber

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Jokes:

Pink and Justin Bieber were drinking, Tattooing, and Smoking. They were partying so hard that Justin Bieber passed out. Pink sang "Please Don't Leave Me."
Submitted by: Jason Konopka
Q:What does Justin Bieber have in common with Eddie Van Halen? A:They both run with the devil. Q: What does Justin Bieber have in common with AC/DC? A: When they all die off they will be on a Highway to hell. Q: What does Justin Bieber have in common with Canadian Bacon? A: Both come from PIGS
Submitted by: Jay K
There are additional music jokes available.

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Justin Beaver. Submitted by: Safety Dancer

Known informally as: The Beebs/Biebs/Baby Biebs. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Justin BlabberHe needs to shut up once in a while.Opie M.
Justin BeakerIf he became interested in chemistry labs?H
Lustin' FeverWhat his music brings out in girl fansRobert D. Arndt Jr.
Dustbin BieberFor when we've all had ENOUGH!!!Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Just a MinorFor all female Adult fans that want himRobert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional new band names available.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"One Less Lonely Troll""One Less Lonely Girl"Winter Pepper
"Booty and a Beep""Beauty and a Beat"Winterpepper
"Spanking is Tough Love""Somebody to Love"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Somebody Above""Somebody to Love"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Obama's Large Sum""Somebody to Love"Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Real Bad News," Aimee Mann"All Bad," Justin Bieber
"You'd Better Come Home," Petula Clark"Come Home To Me," Justin Bieber
"Never Say Never," Justin Bieber"Why Shouldn't I?," Frank Sinatra
"Rollercoaster," Justin Bieber"Fun, Fun, Fun," The Beach Boys
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"All Ad" originally "All Bad"
Yvette Bristle
"Al Bad" originally "All Bad"
Yvette Bristle
"Bay" originally "Baby"
jonny
"On Time" originally "One Time"
Another obvious one that somehow got missed
nally

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"All Bard" originally "All Bad"
Hilary Nevis
"All Bade" originally "All Bad"
Hilary Nevis
"All Band" originally "All Bad"
Hilary Nevis
"Ally Bad" originally "All Bad"
Hilary Nevis
"All Bald" originally "All Bad"
Please don't take this the wrong way.
Reptone

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Awl Bad" originally "All Bad"
Yvette Bristle
"One Dime" originally "One Time"
Peter
"One Lime" originally "One Time"
Peter
"One Mime" originally "One Time"
What many of us wish Bieber was?
Peter
"One Tile" originally "One Time"
Ed

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

May 3
a parody of "All That Matters" by Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber has been getting a lot of flack lately because of his recent legal troubles. I kind of feel bad for the little punk. He did kind of miss out on a real childhood. He's probably got a lot of personality problems. Maybe this is how he copes with all that hate... with beloved childhood boardgames.
Soundclick.com: (Mp3)
July 14
a parody of "Baby" by Justin Bieber
You just got a facebook event invite from someone you barely know...
YouTube: (YouTube)
Apr 11
a parody of "One Time" by Justin Bieber
Some people just can't ever seem to get to work on time, EVER!
Soundclick.com: (mp3)
Oct 19
a parody of "Somebody to Love" by Justin Bieber
Almost every rap artist is looking to collaborate with JB in hopes of gaining his fans. Justin just doesn't realize he's being used.
YouTube: (Video)
Oct 15
a parody of "One Time" by Justin Bieber
Do you know someone who freaks out everytime someone coughs or sneezes, claiming they have Swine flu? This spoof is for them.
YouTube: (Video)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"What Do You Mean?""Is This a Meme?"Christopher Long
"Company""Priceless"Johnny Nguyen
"Love Yourself""Tweet Yourself"Anthony Tesone
"Boyfriend""Weekend"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Love Yourself""Hit Yourself"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Somebody to Love""Some Tickets to Stub"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Love Yourself""Baking Somewhere Else"Christopher Long
"Love Yourself""Donald Trump Sure Loves Himself"giblet o'sarcasm
"Sorry""Shoddy"LPG-Unit
"What Do You Mean?""What Is This Meat?"Matthias

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
BabyChild ServicesDavd

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
99 Times
   Kate Voegele
One Time
   Justin Bieber
100 Times
Add 'em up!
Joe Cocker Spaniel
Only Time
   Enya
One Time
   Justin Bieber
Only One Time
Keira Dayley
Never Gonna Give You Up
   Rick Astley
Never Say Never
   Justin Bieber
Never Say Never Gonna Give You Up
Nate
Mama's Boy
   Justin Bieber
Boy Toy
   Salt 'n' Pepa
Mama's Boy Toy
Tarzan
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Justin Hayward Bieber
Justin Hayward combined with Justin Bieber
If Doremi Hayward (Justin's daughter) married Justin Bieber, have a son - and named him after her dad...
Submitted By: Chowder
John Cafferty and the Bieber Brown Band
John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band combined with Justin Bieber
I suppose I could've gone the other way and used "Justin Beaver"...
Submitted By: Cassandra
Justin Timbieberlake
Justin Timberlake combined with Justin Bieber
Ha ha ha!!!
Submitted By: Mr. Bump
Just In Tears
Justin Bieber combined with Tears For Fears
Maybe their music will wind up in an ASPCA commercial.
Submitted By: Garrison

Misheard Lyrics:

"One Less Lonely Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's going to be one pressed over girl
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be one less lonely girl.
"Never Say Never"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never say Beaver
Original Lyrics:
Never say Never
"Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I'm just a soccer ball love
Original Lyrics:
I guess I'm just a sucker for love
"Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could be a German
Original Lyrics:
I could be a gentleman
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Never Say Never"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never say Beaver
Original Lyrics:
Never say Never

Story about this misheard lyric by: Liv

When Never Say Never first came out, I was completely convinced Justin Bieber was singing "Never say Beaver" and that the song was about him fighting everyone who called him Justin Beaver. It made perfect sense to me because lots of people I knew called him Justin Beaver... my older brother's friend corrected me, and then made fun of me for, like, a year.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Baby"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Baby baby baby oh like baby baby baby no baby baby baby baby
Why They're Repetitive:
The word "baby" is repeated through out the whole song.
Submitted by: Dave
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"No Sense"
The Dirty Lyrics:
All I wanna do is you
I mean that so literally
Don't nobody go harder than you
Why They're Dirty:
It's pretty clear what kind of "doing" he's talking about. The only question is, is that what he means throughout the entire song?
Submitted by: SMendes
"First Dance"
The Dirty Lyrics:
I promise I'll be gentle but we gotta do it slowly
Why They're Dirty:
He's talking about doing it slowly... Plus the song is called first dance. So it means hes gonna do a virgin easy and slow
Submitted by: Paige

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"Just-in BEE-bur
Submitted by: Guest

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Boyfriend (2010s)"
The Song Lyrics:
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
Song They Mention:
"Never Let You Go" - Third Eye Blind.
Submitted by: nally
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"One Less Lonely Girl"
Opening Lines:
There's gonna be one less lonely girl
Comments:
Submitted by: give_me "a/ reason
"Boyfriend"
Opening Lines:
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Run Away, Love!" originally "Runaway Love"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Over Board" originally "Overboard"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Speech Less" originally "Speechless"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

Justin Be Brie Submitted by: Sarah D.
Bribe Justine Submitted by: Rachel
I Just Be Brine Submitted by: Margie
I Bribe Sun Jet Submitted by: Mary
Sun Jet? What would that be?

Song Title Anagrams:

"Selling Lonely Rose" originally "One Less Lonely Girl"
Submitted by: Gladys
"One Mite" originally "One Time"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Time One" originally "One Time"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"I Met One" originally "One Time"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Tie On Me" originally "One Time"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

US: "U Smile"
Submitted by: Millie Verst

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Bustin' Jeeber originally "Justin Bieber"
Doesn't make sense but it sounds funny.
Submitted by: Opie M.

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Having the most disliked video on the internet"
In 2010, Justin's video for "Baby" became the most disliked video on not only YouTube, but the whole internet.
Submitted by: Katycat
"Wild Plot to Kill Him"
The New Mexico State Police headquarters was crushed by media calls recently seeking information about a report that superstar Bieber was the target of a prison-hatched murder-for-hire scheme. Police moved quickly, the plot was foiled, and arrests have been made. A purported $2500 per testicle castration order was directed at two other targets while Bieber was labled "Victim 3" by convicted murderer Dana Martin. Martin is serving multiple life sentences for strangling 15 year old DeAndra Florucci and throwing her over a Vermont bridge in 2000. Bieber was, police said in an affadavit, his "ultimate target." Martin hired felon Mark Staake age 41 to commit the crimes and he in turn enlisted his nephew Tanner Ruane, age 23. The uncle and nephew team ran into a US border crossing after accidently going the wrong way towards Canada. After being turned back Staake was arrested on an outstanding warrant from NM and later his nephew Tanner was arrested in NY for a recorded telephone call to Staake in which he decided to continue with the job using code words for murder. He was arrested for conspiracy to commit murder and conspiracy to commit aggravated battery. Apparently, it was Martin that turned them in prior to their arrests. It seems he wanted media attention and is a big Bieber fan himself!!! He hired Staake because he noticed his Bieber tattoo when they both were inmates. Bizarre...
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"No Charges Filed..."
LA prosecutors decided not to file any charges against Justin Bieber after investigators found no evidence that the pop star had kicked and punched a photographer after leaving a movie theater last May, a document obtained recently states. Los Angeles County sherif's investigators found no visible injuries, video, nor photographs to confirm the allegations by the photographer. Bieber, 18, was leaving the theater with Selena Gomez on May 27th when he had an encounter in the parking lot. A doctor found only superficial injuries, and deputies observed no injuries on the man after the incident. The misdemeanor charge of battery has been dropped...
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Laptop Theft... a Hoax???"
Was pop star Justin Bieber's laptop actually stolen during a show in Washington state? Bieber tweeted to his nearly 29 million followers that he was victimized during the show at the Tacoma Dome. But questions were raised about the authenticity of Bieber's claim. Another Twitter user alluded to having the laptop. The account linked to Bieber's new music video starts with text saying personal footage was stolen and uploaded "illegally." That prompted suspicions that the supposed theft was a hoax meant to hype the new video which was released recently. Bieber's publicist Melissa Victor says it's not a hoax and that the laptop was indeed stolen...
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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