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Quotes:

Politics and Evil, All one in the same.
Satan hides behind a different name.
- David Draiman
Submitted by: Harkat
 

Band Name Origins:

  • The name came from when the members were eating at an Indian restaurant. The bassist got up to go to the bathroom. The other members were worried because he was gone for at least an hour before he came back. Meanwhile, the members were trying to think of a name for their band. When the bassist returned he mentioned that the food "disturbed" his bowels. The rest of the band members claim that in thinking hard for what their name should be, the only word of his sentence they had heard was "disturbed." The band name stuck ever since. Submitted by: hojo
  • David Draiman named the band "Disturbed" because thats how he thinks the world is with all the mayhem going on, Disturbed. Submitted by: Excalibur

Stupid Band Names:

  • Were these guys from a mental institution? Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
  • It's also what I think they were when they came up with the name Submitted by: Bye-Gon Jinx

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Not So Mentally StableBecause it seems more descriptiveMaggot army

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Forget""Remember"Chazm
"Five Hundred Beers""Ten Thousand Fists"joe uranus
"Smarty Die!""stupify"Shit-head
"Down With The Anthrax""Down With The Sickness"rock

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Lynch Mob," Cavalera Conspiracy"Violence Fetish," Disturbed
"I Eat," Disturbed"Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie," Jay & The Techniques
"Down With The Sickness," Disturbed"Remedy," Seether
"Down With The Sickness," Disturbed"Antidote," Crossfade
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Vices" originally "Voices"
Candace Troy Powers

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Drown With The Sickness" originally "Down With The Sickness"
Kenny

Change a Letter:

"Another Way To Dye" originally "Another Way To Die"
Peter
"Another Way To Lie" originally "Another Way To Die"
Like we don't have enough already!
Peter
"Detour" originally "Devour"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Land of Confusion""Annihilation: A Mortal Kombat Song"Scotty Dangerously
"Another Way To Die""Not Another Speeding Fine"Michael Millward
"Liberate""Vegemite"Trevor
"Down With The Sickness""Down With The Anime"SuperUnknowz
"Down With The Sickness""Down With The Anime"SuperUnknowz
"The Night""Coraline"Joel Martinez
"Inside the Fire""Inside the Courtroom"dennis
"Indestructible""Innovativeless"Joel Martinez
"Stricken""Chicken"Joel Martinez
"Lulaby""Killaby"Skittle

There are additional Disturbed song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
IndestructibleArmourTravis
VoicesMental Health CenterMaggot army
Down With The Sickness AIDS-B-GONEMaggot army
Ten Thousand Fists'Fight Club' movie promotom
Down With The SicknessMedical AgencyTheLordOfTheSea
There are additional Disturbed commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Just StopMotivational ClinicThe Face Smasher
Down With the SicknessChild Abuse Hotlinebrainstem
ConflictWar Zone, Boot Camp Etc.Glenn Rousseau
10,000 FistsArm Amputation ClinicStarving Hobo
Down With The SicknessEmergency Waiting RoomCody
There are additional Disturbed on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Breakdown
   The Alan Parsons Project
Down With The Sickness
   Disturbed
Breakdown With The Sickness
raddog20002002
Anything But Down
   Sheryl Crow
Down With The Sickness
   Disturbed
Anything But Down With The Sickness
You've been sleeping around, you bastard!
Ed
SOS
   The Police
Down With The Sickness
   Disturbed
SOS Down With The Sickness
Mel Kleindienst
Don't Stop
   Disturbed
Breaking The Habit
   Linkin Park
Don't Stop Breaking The Habit
Seriously, Don't!
Joel Martinez
There are additional Disturbed duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

The Academy Is Disturbed
The Academy Is.... combined with Disturbed
Submitted By: Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
Disturblica
Disturbed combined with Republica
Submitted By: Officer Jack Horney
Disturbica
Disturbed combined with Metallica
Submitted By: Alex
Disturbed Zombie
Disturbed combined with Rob Zombie
YIKES ! ! !
Submitted By: DanaM

Misheard Lyrics:

"Stricken"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am strict in the name of Tuna
Original Lyrics:
I am stricken and can't let you go
"Criminal"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to queef in my ear.
Original Lyrics:
I want you to quicken my end
"Stupify"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t you think maybe we can fool a dumb critic?
Don’t you think we can take it to another ( limit / Linux )?
I get stupified
It’s all the same you say, libby dibby die, don't get it
Original Lyrics:
Don’t you think maybe we can put it on credit?
Don’t you think it can take control when I don’t let it?
I get stupified
It’s all the same you say, live with it, but I don’t get it
"Stupify"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you think maybe we could put it on Reddit.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you think maybe we could put it on credit.
There are additional Disturbed misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Stricken"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am strict in the name of Tuna
Original Lyrics:
I am stricken and can't let you go

Story about this misheard lyric by: Macaroni Man

I swear this is what I heard, I blame guitar hero for likely using a different recording of the song (I don't remember what it sounded like)

There are additional Disturbed misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Stupify"
Better Lyrics:
Look in the pipe
Jump down the hole
I'm-a getting koopafied
Original Lyrics:
Look in my face
Look in my soul
I'm-a getting stupified
Submitted by: Cory Monster

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Awaken"
The Funny Lyrics:
There isn't a thing that I can do.
Watching the whole thing just wash away,
making me long, making you strong...
Why They're Funny:
This kinda doesn't sound right, particularly because of the third line. It's funny because I don't think he meant it that way, but then again, maybe he did.
Submitted by: wadded beef
 

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Conflict"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Enemy
Why They're Repetitive:
That word is said 52 times in the song! (I may have miscounted) It's still a cool song, though.
Submitted by: wadded beef
"Down With the Sickness"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Why don't you,
Why don't you f*ck off and die?
Why can't you just f*ck off and die?
Why can't you just leave here and die?
Why They're Repetitive:
I think he can get his point across once and it'll be enough. Otherwise it just makes him sound like a paranoid wuss
Submitted by: Mac

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Voices"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Someone is gonna die
When you listen to me
Why They're Nonsensical:
Yeah, and someone is also going to sneeze when we listen to you...why are you telling us this?
Submitted by: To A Lesser Extent
 

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Shout 2000"
The Insulting Lyrics:
They really,really ought to know (just don't know...)
Why They're Insulting:
In other words,He's calling someone stupid.
Submitted by: Glenn rousseau
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Meaning of Life"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Need to get psycho wanna hear you say it say, you want it, need it
Don't wanna wait until we finish the show
It's not enough, you hunger for more
You're one twisted little ----
And now you wanna get psycho with me
Why They're Dirty:
Do I really have to explain this? He's talking/singing about how his girlfriend likes to be... rough....
Submitted by: kuutamoxpiru
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Rise"
Opening Lines:
Rise/// Throw away/// The charade of your life
Comments:
awesome song!!
Submitted by: kuutamo
"Liberate"
Opening Lines:
Liberate your mind, you..
Comments:
Dis' be da' excellent kicker track on Disturbed's debut album. And... Really, that's all there is to say...
Submitted by: GUnitApocalypse

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Get Down With The Sickness"
The Made Up Words:
Oh-Wa-Ah-Ah-Ah
Comments:
What is that? I don't know.
Submitted by: Travis
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Ava Rice" originally "Avarice"
Geez! Eerie!
Submitted by: Ava Rice

Band Name Anagrams:

Bursted Id Submitted by: Regina Haniger
Bed Is Turd Submitted by: Lou Quilson
Not the best of beds!
Bird Duets Submitted by: Trevor
From hardcore metal to peaceful singing birds.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Thigh Ten" originally "The Night"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"The Thing" originally "The Night"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"High Tent" originally "The Night"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Tight Hen" originally "The Night"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Client Tried Bus" originally "Indestructible"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Disturbed Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

SOAP: "Son Of A Plunder"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Inside The Fire"
The Lyrics:
Ohh, Devon Won't go to heaven She's just another lost soul, about to be mine again Leave her we will receive her It is beyond your control will you ever meet again Devon No longer living Who had been rendered unwhole. As a little child, she was taken and then forsaken you will remember it all Let it blow your mind again Devon lies beyond this portal take the word of one immortal Give your soul to me For eternity release your life to begin another time with her End your grief with me there's another way release your life take your place inside the fire with her
Why:
It's catchy in spite of it being about the singer who found out his girlfriend commited suicide and now he wants to join her.
Submitted by: Jaymon
 

Names as a Word Bank:

Turbid Dirt Is Best Distributed Submitted by: Candace Troy Powers
Deb Rutsid Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
I rub Burt's butt. Submitted by: hamburger456
Ewww.

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Mental Health
So you won't end up disturbed.
Submitted by: Tigger

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