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Music Quotes:

Drown in before you dive.
 

Band Name Origins:

  • The descriptions here are correct. I would like to add, that the survivor of Bodom is being accused of the murders in court 45 years after the incident. The circumstantial evidence (including some DNA tests) seems to point into Nils Gustafsson being the murderer. There are also witnesses who say he has confessed the murders indirectly (including the main investigator!). But due to technical reasons and the 45 year gap, it looks uncertain that he will be convicted. On the other hand, there is evidence for reasonable doubt, too. The trial is highly controversial, and all kinds of conspiracy theories about the murders just add to the mystery of Children of Bodom. Submitted by: Antti
  • Bodom (pronounced "boo-domm") is a large, beautiful lake in Espoo, Finland. Back in the sixties three camping youngsters were murdered brutally at the shore of Lake Bodom. The murder remains even today unsolved. Submitted by: Susanna Viljanen

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • These are grown men calling themselves children. Good luck pulling that off. Most children don't have facial hair. Submitted by: Travis

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Grown Men Of BodomHave you seen them? They are far from children.Travis

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Needled 24/7Rehabilitation clinicTom
Are You Dead Yet?Assassin, Seniors Home, Army, etc.Anonymous Bob
Every Time I DieFuneral Homebobbina

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Gackt & His Children Of Bodom
Gackt combined with Children Of Bodom
Submitted By: Jessi
Children Of Boston
Children Of Bodom combined with Boston
Submitted By: Travis
Children Of Kansas
Children Of Bodom combined with Kansas
This sounds less evil because this time they didn't name themselves after murders.
Submitted By: Travis
Children of God
Children of Bodom combined with Lamb of God
Submitted By: Alex

Misheard Lyrics:

"Everytime I Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the fire hit the pouring rain.
Original Lyrics:
Like a fire in the pouring rain
"Angels Don't Kill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the voices calling me.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the footsteps going by.
"Children of Bodom"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta sell something fast.
Original Lyrics:
The cult that serves as revenge
"Needled 24/7"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am going down to the 7-Eleven.
Original Lyrics:
A foot away from you is like a bit closer to Heaven.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Triple Corpse Hammerblow"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Triple corpse hammerblow
Why They're Nonsensical:
WTF is a 'Triple corpse hammerblow'. I doubt that even Alexi knows. I guess it has something to do with the Lake Bodom murders but it still doesn't make much sense, not to mention that it sounds just plain stupid.
Submitted by: Elvin_wizard
 

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