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Verse 1: I strut the yard like a rooster in the morning
Don’t need a keeper now to tell the time
I have been changed, making poor old me suffer with feathers
Egg-laying nethers, and tasty thighs
I did wrong by an insane necromance
Leaving me trapped in a bird that can’t fly
I’m dropping eggs like an egg-spoon race reaching its climax
Forgive me my syntax, the reason I…
Why I’m a chicken is simple to show
When the fight got bold, I heel-toed, and I choked!
I get goose pimples by even a scowl
And now my mood is always fowl…
Verse 2: You don’t know what his powers have done to me
He has my soul cooped up in a pen
And what’s more wrong is the sinister switching of giblets
I mean my “tid-bits,” I’m not a hen!
I count the crows ‘til the fate that shadows me
My eggs have holes, so I am useless
There is no hope, hear the call of a machine that minces
Leaving me breastless, Kentucky fried!
Now I’m a chicken who’s run out of luck!
When the farmer’s struck, I’ll be plucked, and that sucks!
I am a whimp, I wish I were a duck
But soon nuggets, I will become
Real soon nuggets, I will become!
Verse 3: I live on as an avian internee
Won’t ever get to re-transmogrify
You sit judging now, thinking country life sounds really sultry
Not when your poultry, I’m terrified
I strut on like a well-trained cockerel
I will protect my hens to ratify
Don’t come at me like a discount, knock-off Colonel Sanders
Cuz that’s not good manners, lick those fingers right…
Cuz I’m a chicken protecting my flock!
I’m a fighting cock, I won’t balk, I will not!
I’ll prove my mettle with feathers and bawks
And who needs a thumb? Give no clucks
So, why be a man? You can cluck
Not rooster or crow!
Yes, I’m a chicken, you should watch your toes…
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