-> "Annihilation: A Mortal Kombat Song"
Original Song Title:
"Land of Confusion"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Annihilation: A Mortal Kombat Song"
The Lyrics
I must've fought a thousand fights
Against my enemies every night
During my long stay at Hong Kong
I'm going to kill Shao Kahn
I can't believe today's doomsday
But I am not gonna lose today
Though I'm chained in the bloody stadium,
That Shao Kahn is so dumb
There's too many deaths
Too many souls
Taken from too many people
I will save the innocent
Can't you see it's all annihilation?
This is the place I'm stuck in
These the powers given
I'll use them and I'll start trying
To make my whole life worth saving for
Oh Sonya Blade, where are you now?
Kintaro strangling me somehow
And Montaro's stinging me
How in the hell will I break free?
These are the crimes
That Shao Kahn will pay
By choosing to fight me
And will I ever win that round?
Tell me why it's all annihilation
These are the chains I'm stuck with
And this is the pain I'm stuck with
I'll heal it and I'll start trying
To make this a place worth winning for
I remember long ago
When I had to fight Goro
I killed him off alright
During that one night
Now, I hear Shao Kahn's laughter
It makes me uptight
He'll burn in hell
(While the short instrumental plays, Shao Kahn and I argue)
***Shao Kahn***:
HA HA HA! You will die, Scotty Dangerously!
***Scotty***:
No, you will die, motherf**ker. You will pay for the deaths of my fellow Americans.
***Shao Kahn***:
I will snap you like a twig, and I will rule this world for a thousand more years.
***Scotty***:
Wanna make a bet? I can beat the living shit outta you like Rocky did to that Russian guy.
***Shao Kahn***:
Go ahead and try me. Don't make me laugh.
(Then, the instrumental ends and I continue singing.)
I won't be coming home tonight
Until Shao Kahn dies tonight
But I will live to catch my flight
Back to America tonight
Too many deaths
Too many lives
There's been too many taken
By that evil Shao Kahn
Can't you see it's all annihilation?
This is the place I'm stuck in
These are the chains I'm breaking
I'll win this deadly tournament
And make this a place worth fighting for
This is the life I'm given
And these are the powers given
I'll use them to kill Shao Kahn
But maybe I will just use a few
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