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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Justin Bieber
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Justin Bieber that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 44 misheard song lyrics for Justin Bieber on amIright currently.
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"As Long as You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as you love me, we could be starfish
Original Lyrics:
As long as you love me, we could be starving
"Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got you all with me tonight
Original Lyrics:
Thought you'd always be mine
"Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could be a German
Original Lyrics:
I could be a gentleman
"Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imma make you seem burnt like you're lying in the sand
Burnt
Burnt
Original Lyrics:
I'm a make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow
Burr
Burr
"Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep you on my otter
Original Lyrics:
Keep you on my arm girl
"Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
My arm broke
Original Lyrics:
My arm girl
"Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tummy what you like, yeah, tummy what you don't.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you like, yeah, tell me what you don't.
"Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Voice going crazy and I sound like a werewolf swacky
Original Lyrics:
Voice going crazy on this look like a whirl wind swaggie
"Ghost"
Misheard Lyrics:
Youngblood gangstas always tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Youngblood thinks there's always tomorrow
"Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels so holy, holy, holy, holy, holy En garde!
Original Lyrics:
Feels so holy, holy, holy, holy, holy On God!
2020 song just heard on the radio hence I chose 'misc' as decade
"Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't do well with the drummer
Original Lyrics:
I don't do well with the drama
Decade 2020s, hence I chose 'misc' as decade
"Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running to the altar like a sex toy
Original Lyrics:
Running to the altar like a track star
"I Can't Be Myself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swedish dreams turn into nightmares
Original Lyrics:
Sweetest dreams turn into nightmares
Song is from 2020s, so please file it under "misc."
"Intentions"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have fun watching video nasties
Original Lyrics:
Heart full of equity or an asset
"Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I'm just a soccer ball love
Original Lyrics:
I guess I'm just a sucker for love
"Love Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the clouds you get in using my name
Original Lyrics:
All the clubs you get in using my name
"Love Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the clout you get in using my name
Original Lyrics:
All the clubs you get in using my name
"Love Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never liked you. Admit that I was wrong.
Original Lyrics:
And I never like to admit that I was wrong.
"Love Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been so caught up in my junk
Original Lyrics:
And I've been so caught up in my job
"Love Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should go and hug yourself
Original Lyrics:
You should go and love yourself
"Love Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should go and touch yourself
Original Lyrics:
You should go and love yourself
"Love Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
You should go, you're not yourself
Original Lyrics:
You should go and love yourself
"Maria"
Misheard Lyrics:
She ate my baby,
She ate my girl
She ate my girl
Original Lyrics:
She ain't my baby,
She ain't my girl
She ain't my girl
"Mistletoe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the Nickelodeon
Original Lyrics:
Under the mistletoe
"Never Say Never"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never say Beaver
Original Lyrics:
Never say never
"One Less Lonely Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna be one less lonely girl.
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be one less lonely girl.
This is ironic considering his voice.
"One Less Lonely Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's going to be one pressed over girl
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be one less lonely girl.
"One Less Lonely Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's gonna be one less crispy swirl
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be one less lonely girl.
"One Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My breast is your breast and your fart....
Original Lyrics:
My breath is your breath and your heart....
"One Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love's so deep
You know that it elbows me
You know that it elbows me
Original Lyrics:
You look so deep
You know that it humbles me
You know that it humbles me
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my truck up to the North, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I took my chick up to the North, yeah
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's making a list
And checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's caught head lice
And checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's caught head lice
Original Lyrics:
He's making a list
And checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice
And checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice
"Somebody To Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't eat too much
Original Lyrics:
I don't need too much
"Somebody To Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohhhhh ohoooooo
If you'd like to have sex with me...
If you'd like to have sex with me...
Original Lyrics:
Ohhhhh ohoooooo
For you I'd write a symphony...
For you I'd write a symphony...
"Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I just need one more shot, half a Guinness.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness
"Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we both say the words and forgive this?
Original Lyrics:
Can we both say the words and forget this?
"Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope I don't run out of time, cause someone cold colour every...
'Cause I just need one more shot, have forgiveness.
'Cause I just need one more shot, have forgiveness.
Original Lyrics:
I hope I don't run out of time, could someone call the referee?
'Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness
'Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness
"Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just need one more shot, half a Guinness
Original Lyrics:
I just need one more shot at forgiveness
"Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it too late now to tell stories?
or
Is it too late now to read stories?
or
Is it too late now to write stories?
or
Is it too late now to read stories?
or
Is it too late now to write stories?
Original Lyrics:
Is it too late now to say sorry?
"Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
You go out and spell the truth
Original Lyrics:
You go out and spill the truth
"What Do You Mean"
Misheard Lyrics:
First you wanna go to the life then you want to turn right
Original Lyrics:
First you wanna go to the left then you want to turn right
"What Do You Mean"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Yoona-ya said yed,
But Jehovah said no.
But Jehovah said no.
Original Lyrics:
When nod your head yes,
But you want to say no.
But you want to say no.
"What Do You Mean"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you want to say yes
But you want to say no
But you want to say no
Original Lyrics:
When nod your head yes,
But you want to say no.
But you want to say no.
"Where Are U Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are you now that I need ya?
Fly you to yeah, fly you to, fly you to yeah, fly you to
Fly you to the moon
Fly you to yeah, fly you to, fly you to yeah, fly you to
Fly you to the moon
Original Lyrics:
Where are you now that I need ya?
I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you
I need you the most
I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you
I need you the most
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