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Song Parodies -> "Coaching Blunder"

Original Song Title:

"Going Under"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Coaching Blunder"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Another Michigan Wolverines football parody. About the three years of sub-par coaching under head coach Rich Rodriguez. Original Song- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdhqVtpR2ts
Dear Mr. Rich Rod, we once trusted you -
Hundred thousand fans have cried
Weekly we’re weeping, we once cheered for you
Now gone after year three
(coaching blunder)

First year, went three and nine - can’t save yourself
Year two, just five games you won (five games you won)
Fans tormented daily, picked on, thanks to you
Wolverines sadly hit rock bottom

Try! Win again!

A coaching blunder (coaching blunder)
Thanks to you (all thanks to you)
We’re tarnished forever (tarnished forever)
But now you’re all through
You coaching blunder

Year three we’re cheering - “no loss, we’ve won five!
(Maybe he’s the real deal) This year is different, we have a shot! (have a shot!)”
Still, we kept losing to the grey and red
But I can't lose to them anymore

We lost again...

You coaching blunder (coaching blunder)
Beat OSU! (you can’t, can you?)
It felt like forever (felt like forever)
But now you’re all through

What’s best for the team?
Tell me please, will we win someday? (so far away)
Now Brady Hoke’s in again
Hopefully not - another coaching blunder

Let’s try this again...

No going under (coaching blunder)
Beat OSU (beat OSU)
Spartans run for cover (we won’t lose forever)
We believe in Blue!

No coaching blunders (coaching blunder)
No coaching blunders (believe in you)
No coaching blunders

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