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Song Parodies -> "Coffee Diet"

Original Song Title:

"Carpe Diem"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Coffee Diet"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song:
Ain’t been to bed yet
And I’ll admit
Haven’t been to bed in weeks now
Don’t know about you
Gotta smell it brew
Another drink, can’t go without

It’s a coffee binge
And mugs are for wimps
I’ve got an IV right in my veins
Want to dance and sing
When I smell those beans
I can’t stop now, it will bring pain
To my brain, please don’t change

Coffee diet, I’m up all night
I’ve been awake since last July
Keep it brewing, do not ask why
Like a cartoon with bugged-out eyes

Just keep on drinking
No need for sleeping
Hyped up on caffeine
All night!

Up another night
With my bloodshot eyes
I’ve already cleaned the house twice
Got a dozen mugs
Camped out at Starbucks
Still not sleeping, I’m first in line!

Cocoa is for kids
Decaf is for wimps
I’ve climbed a mountain and swam a lake
My steps have a spring
To my mug, I cling
Switch from java? I’ll never change
Never change! I won’t change!

Coffee diet, it gives me life
I think decaf’s a waste of time
Touch my Keurig and you will die
In my bloodstream, keeps me alive

I can’t stop drinking
I can’t start sleeping
Hyped up on caffeine
All night!

Just keep on drinking
No need for sleeping
Hyped up on caffeine
All night!

Coffee diet, since I was nine
You have your drink and I’ve gone mine
Ask for decaf, I say goodbye!
Been awake since two-thousand-nine!

Coffee diet, it hurts my eyes
Tried to stop, it hurts my mind!
Switch to decaf, all in due time
Oh, one more cup, I will be fine

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Wendy Christopher - February 13, 2013 - Report this comment
With these two Green Day parodies today, Abbott, you are really spoiling us! (Hmm... not sure if that joke travels outside the UK - if not, it's from the Ferrrero Rocher ads... *shuts up now*) Another perfectly-paced cracker, with manic lyrics that fit the mood of the OS beautifully. 555

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