I dress in a suit made of meat
I brush my gums, that would explain the stains on my teeth
And I am obsessed (obsessed)
With hairlines that recede
I've got thirty-seven nosehairs and a warm toilet seat
T-t-t-tongue, got it pierced at age three
And my toes are kind of crooked and the nails are turning green
I've got a girlfriend, but she has all fake teeth
I say I'm vegetarian, but I eat chicken, beef and fish

He wants to tell me (Woah)
All of these things, they're (Gross)
He'll never leave me (Alone, alone, oh, oh)
Too much info
Way too much info
Too much info
Don't tell me
He wants to tell me (Woah)
All of these things, they're (Gross)
He'll never leave me (Alone, alone, oh, oh)
Too much info
I don't want to know
Too much info
Don't tell me

Ex's include Cher and Rosanne
I wear whitey tighties that show Peter Pan
Go on Craigslist (Craigslist)
I stare at the page
And look for people who have posters of Nic Cage
B-b-b-bruises cover my arms
Look at that one, it looks just like Steven Spielbergs mom
And the best is (best is)
People think I'm bizarre
But my brothers worse, he's an MTV "star"

He wants to tell me (Woah)
All of these things, they're (Gross)
He'll never leave me (Alone, alone, oh, oh)
Too much info
I don't want to know
Too much info
Don't tell me.
He wants to tell me (Woah)
All of these things, they're (Gross)
He'll never leave me (Alone, alone, oh, oh)
Too much info
I don't want to know
Too much info
Don't tell me.

Please now, shut your lips
Lock you in a cellar if you do not quit.
I said, shush now, shut your lips
Tie you to a propeller if you do not quit
I said, shut up! Shut your lips
You'll be like Hellen Keller if you do not quit

Woah, oh-no, woah...

He wants to tell me (Woah)
All of these things, they're (Gross)
He'll never leave me (Alone, alone, oh, oh)
Too much info
I don't want to know
Too much info
Don't tell me
He wants to tell me (Woah)
All of these things, they're (Gross)
He'll never leave me (Alone, alone, oh, oh)
Too much info
I don't want to know
Too much info
Don't tell me