Song Parodies -> Pair of Jeans
| Original Song Title: | "Cold Machines" |
| Original Performer: | Alice Cooper |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pair of Jeans" |
| Parody Written by: | Abbott Skelding |
not my greatest parody by far, and you will only know the song if you have Alice's "Brutal Planet" album, but enjoy anyway
We go to K Mart or the Target
Isle by isle, i'm just searching
Don't want khaki's or hip-huggers
Wait! Those arent for guys
I'll keep looking till tomorrow
Day by day, i still can't find
A pair of jeans that fit me snuggly
Take those back they are too tight
I don't want any
I don't want any
Pair thats regular
I don't like em' real
I don't like em' real small
I don't know my size
I don't like that color
I don't like that pair at all (at all)
I walked right past the display
Every single time
A pair of jeans
They are just 2 for 1 if you buy the first one
Got the reciept always with me
Got the barcode memorized
These pants right just fall right off me
I can't keep them up on my side
I don't want any
I don't want any
Pair thats regular
I don't like em' real
I don't like em' real small
I don't know my size
I don't like that color
I don't like that pair at all (at all)
I walked right past the display
Every single time
A pair of jeans
They are just 2 for 1 if you buy the first one
I don't want any
I don't want any
Pair thats regular
I don't like em' real
I don't like em' real small
I don't know my size
I don't like that color
I don't like that pair at all (at all)
I walked right past the display
Every single time
A pair of jeans
They are just 2 for 1 if you buy the first one
Isle by isle, i'm just searching
Don't want khaki's or hip-huggers
Wait! Those arent for guys
I'll keep looking till tomorrow
Day by day, i still can't find
A pair of jeans that fit me snuggly
Take those back they are too tight
I don't want any
I don't want any
Pair thats regular
I don't like em' real
I don't like em' real small
I don't know my size
I don't like that color
I don't like that pair at all (at all)
I walked right past the display
Every single time
A pair of jeans
They are just 2 for 1 if you buy the first one
Got the reciept always with me
Got the barcode memorized
These pants right just fall right off me
I can't keep them up on my side
I don't want any
I don't want any
Pair thats regular
I don't like em' real
I don't like em' real small
I don't know my size
I don't like that color
I don't like that pair at all (at all)
I walked right past the display
Every single time
A pair of jeans
They are just 2 for 1 if you buy the first one
I don't want any
I don't want any
Pair thats regular
I don't like em' real
I don't like em' real small
I don't know my size
I don't like that color
I don't like that pair at all (at all)
I walked right past the display
Every single time
A pair of jeans
They are just 2 for 1 if you buy the first one
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nice detail, Abbott - 555
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