Song Parodies -> Pair of Jeans

Original Song Title:

"Cold Machines"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

  
Parody Song Title:

"Pair of Jeans"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

not my greatest parody by far, and you will only know the song if you have Alice's "Brutal Planet" album, but enjoy anyway
We go to K Mart or the Target
Isle by isle, i'm just searching
Don't want khaki's or hip-huggers
Wait! Those arent for guys

I'll keep looking till tomorrow
Day by day, i still can't find
A pair of jeans that fit me snuggly
Take those back they are too tight

I don't want any
I don't want any
Pair thats regular
I don't like em' real
I don't like em' real small
I don't know my size
I don't like that color
I don't like that pair at all (at all)
I walked right past the display
Every single time
A pair of jeans
They are just 2 for 1 if you buy the first one

Got the reciept always with me
Got the barcode memorized
These pants right just fall right off me
I can't keep them up on my side

I don't want any
I don't want any
Pair thats regular
I don't like em' real
I don't like em' real small
I don't know my size
I don't like that color
I don't like that pair at all (at all)
I walked right past the display
Every single time
A pair of jeans
They are just 2 for 1 if you buy the first one

I don't want any
I don't want any
Pair thats regular
I don't like em' real
I don't like em' real small
I don't know my size
I don't like that color
I don't like that pair at all (at all)
I walked right past the display
Every single time
A pair of jeans
They are just 2 for 1 if you buy the first one
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Stuart McArthur - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
nice detail, Abbott - 555

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