Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo

Britney just hit the wall
Her career had a fall
Who'd we think was gay?
Senator Larry Craig
The year has left us shocked
Justins "D*ck in a Box"
Knocked Up and Superbad
And Miss Lindsay Lohan

Everyone knows Don Imus
Said "nappy-headed hoes"
50 Cent vs. Kanye
And the third round of Halo
Ellen cries on TV- over that dog Iggy
Last year for "Simple Life"
And nothing has been alright since

That Shrek 3, Sanjaya
Rihanna's "Um-ber-ella"
New house speaker Pelosi
We all played Guitar Hero 3
Scorsese wins Oscar
And Rosie vs. Donald
Did Anna go to heaven?
In 2 thou, 2 thou, two-thousand seven

Woohoohoo
(Two thousand seven)
Woohoohoo

No more TV classics
Thanks to the writers strike
Drew Careys now the host
Of TV's "Price Is Right"
We all got the Wii
And watched Spiderman 3
We've all had enough
Of this global warming
Man, that Soulja Boy is annoying
We all listened to the music by Chris Daughtry
All the reality on the TV
What is up with the iPhone? Rockband?
In this year there was...

That Shrek 3, Sanjaya
Rihanna's "Um-ber-ella"
New house speaker Pelosi
We all played Guitar Hero 3
Scorsese wins Oscar
And Rosie vs. Donald
Is Anna now in heaven?
In 2 thou, 2 thou, two-thousand seven

Sopranos 'black out' stop
Why'd the Simpson Movie have to take so long
And it's the end of Harry Potter
Please make this stop...stop...
STOP!
Think back to...

That Shrek 3, Sanjaya
Rihanna's "Um-ber-ella"
New house speaker Pelosi
We all played Guitar Hero 3
Scorsese wins Oscar
And Rosie vs. Donald
Did Anna go to heaven?
In 2 thou, 2 thou, two-thousand seven (x2)