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Song Parodies -> "Siamese Twins"

Original Song Title:

"Never Again"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Siamese Twins"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

I wake up every morning and I'm attached to him
I hope people will someday see, we're not a freak
We can not run real fast, and we can't walk too well
Ain't this swell? I wish this never occurred

We're attached at the shoulder
We hear what people say
We have to come up with an answer
To questions asked everyday

[Chorus]
Does it hurt? How do you sit in a chair?
Bet it sucks, to drag him everywhere.
How do you sit together- relax and chill?
I was curious, how
Do you, exactly use the bathroom?
You must take, all the food at buffets
Where are you going? I have questions to spill…
Siamese twins

We get made fun everyday, and it's not cool
"It's a freak show, what are you?"
"What the heck is this?"
We walk down the street, "Is it one or two?"
And we just say "Screw you
At least we won't die alone"

We're attached at the shoulder
Thank God it's not at the face
We have to come up with answers
To questions asked everyday

Does it hurt? How do you sit in a chair?
Bet it sucks, to drag him everywhere.
How do you sit together- relax and chill?
I was curious, how
Do you, exactly use the bathroom?
You must take, all the food at buffets
Where are you going? I have questions to spill…
Siamese twins

Siamese twins- at the shoulder
Siamese twins- I'm still older
Siamese twins- we walk slower
We are…

Siamese twins- I can't miss you
Siamese twins- I can't lose you
Siamese twins- I can't leave you
We are…

Does it hurt? How do you sit in a chair?
Bet it sucks, to drag him everywhere.
How do you sit together- relax and chill?
I was curious, how
Do you, exactly use the bathroom?
You must take, all the food at buffets
Where are you going? I have questions to spill…
Because we are…
Because we are…

Siamese twins

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