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Song Parodies -> "Joke Killer"

Original Song Title:

"Gold Digger"

Original Performer:

Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx

Parody Song Title:

"Joke Killer"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU13MRtSD7E (Note: The jokes in the song are supposed to be unfunny, it's called anti-humor)
He thinks he's funny, he needs to leave
Yeah he's annoyin' me indeed
Oh he's a joke killer all of the time
That just bugs me

(He thinks he's funny)
Oh man, this loser he's a joke killer (He needs to leave)
He thinks he's funny but he's no winner (He thinks he's funny)
Oh man, this loser he's a joke killer (He needs to leave)
He thinks he's funny but he's no winner (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head

Boy had a dog
An incredibly shaggy dog
Heard there was a contest for dogs
So he entered his dog
Judge said "It's a shaggy dog
A very shaggy dog
First place goes to your dog
You should enter your dog, keep goin'"
This shaggy dog is the one
He's a winner
Because he's so shaggy, he'll keep winning-have you seen it?
He's the winner, now he's in show-biz
And all of this is because of his shaggy-ness
He keeps getting wins, but the next one is big
If he wins, it'd be big- a national win
He's about to win, going all the way
With dogs all around the world, it was the boys dogs day
You know why?
The dogs like a sweater
The judge come by, he liked him, well he just must've
He brought everyone 'round in a big cluster
And that is when the head judge says "I've seen better"

(He thinks he's funny)
Oh man, this loser he's a joke killer (He needs to leave)
He thinks he's funny but he's no winner (He thinks he's funny)
Oh man, this loser he's a joke killer (He needs to leave)
He thinks he's funny but he's no winner (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head

18 years, 18 years
This man has been in war for almost 18 years
He's saved e'rybody and helped them all go home and see their kids
Dragged 10 men out the jungle with two broken legs
He's never been on TV, never had an off day
Everyday he fights and fights hard for his country
He doesn't get paid, he fights for pride and not the money
But he still doesn't mind, fight from night till it's sunny
The amount of awards and medals just isn't funny
Now they're sending him home, back home to his country (country)
Word from higher-up, he'll be home in one month
HOME IN ONE MONTH! Yeah
Sitting around waiting really isn't that bad
A certified war hero deserves to go back
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th 'versarry, he died choking on his spit?

(He thinks he's funny)
Oh man, this loser he's a joke killer (He needs to leave)
He thinks he's funny but he's no winner (He thinks he's funny)
Oh man, this loser he's a joke killer (He needs to leave)
He thinks he's funny but he's no winner (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head

Everyone's calling you a joke killer, you must leave
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? Cause he saw some feed
How many worms does it take to rake leaves?
It depends on how many worms have a name that's Steve"
"A worm thats named Steve? Thats dumb"
"You're right, I think all worms have the name Duncan
Hey, how did that chicken get to the other side?
He walked across of course, cause chickens can't fly
So, he's on the side
Is your fridge running? Here's some advice
You should make a call and repair it
Guy walks in a bar
His alcohol addiction is killing his family"

Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head
(He thinks he's funny)
Don't you dare come back

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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Christie Marie M - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
This is my favorite OS! When I think of the word "Joke Killer" one name came to mind: Fozzie Bear! He's famous for telling bad jokes! 555 tomatoes to throw to the joke killer! Waka waka!!
Matthias - July 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Not too bad for an older one by you. I like that you turned the two rap stanzas into the main chunk of the bad joke and the amount of times you said "dog" in the first one. You aren't a bad joke teller at all lol
Blaydeman - July 24, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This was cool for what it was. I found myself not laughing a whole in this one though. The main joke in this parody is this guy is a terrible joke teller, which is a funny idea, but it's the idea that's funny not the guy. So when you made the verses just really bad jokes, instead of making a lot of throughout the verse, the entire verse was one joke with only one punchline. So while I liked the idea, the joke of "long bad jokes" wore thin for me, because I already liked that concept, but the verses never went beyond that "let's tell a really long joke that isn't funny" joke. So the content of the verses wasn't all that funny, but I guess that's the idea. It just didn't work for me as well as I thought it would. I did love the whole "dog" bit though. That was funny.
Max Power - July 25, 2015 - Report this comment
So...what's the deal with airline food?
Agrimorfee - July 26, 2015 - Report this comment
How delightfully meta. I admire that you indeed told some lousy jokes here, very much in the style of that bad comic, Neal Hamburger (or whatever his name is). That took some hard work to fit that snugly into K & J's raps. 555
Joker - July 26, 2015 - Report this comment
You made some funnies- 555!
bobpiecheese - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm with Blaydeman on this one. this was pretty good, but I think it would've been better if the first two verses had been more like the third, with a bunch of bad jokes instead of two long ones. Pacing was spot-on, though, so 555 for what it is.
Syncronos - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Without him repeating what they said earlier, I do like how you subbed winner for n****. Clever wordplay

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