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Song Parodies -> "Goin' Out To SubWay"

Original Song Title:

"Cleanin Out My Closet"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Goin' Out To SubWay"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Goin' Out To Subway

Where's my sub, i don't got no sub in my stomach, there ya' go, yeah, yo', yo'...

Have You ever hated or mistreated because of your size, i have
I've been exersizin, but i sit home and just cry
Picket signs for my wicked thighs, look at these thighs
But they're not as big as my really big fat behind
All this commotion,emotion, through the door is my motion
Tempers flarin' from parents, they're so darn incoherent
Not takin nothin from no one, give em' to me long as i'm breathin
Pile on the lettuce, tomato, more mayo I'm needin'
Leavin me with a taste as great as a fresh sandwich in my mouth
See they can look at me but they'll never figure me out
I bet ya' probably sick of me now, ain't you people
i'ma make you look so ridiculous now...

I Said I'm Sorry Mama
I Never Ment To Hurt You
I'm Really Tryin to loose that weight
So tonight I'm goin out to Subway(x2)

I got some diet pills in my closet
And i dunno if anyone knows it
So before they thrown me
Inside my coffin and close it, i'ma expose it
I'll take you back to 65'
Thats when Subway first told us that their subs could keep us alive
I wanted wheat, maybe i was really super hungry
That awful cashier must of had his panties in a bunch
Cause he quit
I wonder if he even told them goodbye
Wait a minute, no i don't i just sat there and sighed
I look at my sub, I couldn't picture leavin its side
Even if i hated it, i'd grit my teeth and i'd try
To make it work for me, at least for my sake
I may have made some mistakes, but i'm only human
And i didn't mean to eat that cake
What i did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But thats when i went to Subway, to get the wheat bun
Yea, It would've killed me
If id wouldn't never had taken that oath
To go to Subway,
I'd like to welcome yall to step through that door


Now i'd never eat subs just to get recognition
Take a second to listen, who do you think this song's isn't dissin
Put yourself in my position
Just try to envision witnessin'
Your mama poppin' greasy burgers in the kitchen
People yellin that someone's goin hungry and there is some food missin
Goin in public was a big joke
Victim of embarassments syndrome
My whole life i was made to believe i was thin when i wasn't
Til i grew up, and i blew up, and i was sick to my stomach, yes it does
Wasn't it the reason you made that pizza for me, ma
So you could try to interupt the way i was eating there ma
But you're gettin bigger now, and it hurts when your hungry
And Frankie's growin up so quick now, he's gonna see your humongous
And my stomach's so thin now, you should see it it's beautiful
But you'll never see it, but you should it's wonderful
You see what hurts me the most, you wont admit you was large
Yea, i know your the mom your in charge
But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get
You have the gut, which is something that you will never admit
Remember when Jared lost all the weight, you said you wished it wasn't me
Well guess what, i am thin, more thin than you'll ever be


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Glen S - May 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Well done Abbott. You used the original structure and phrases a lot but you had some great rhymes in there and you translated the story well. Deserving of more attention considering the work put in. Yay for Subway rap song :c)

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