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Slim Shady, Eninem, Eminiem, Eminem with D12, Eminem feat. Dr. Dre, Eminem and Dr. Dre, EmenemI have big nuts. Huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have. - Eminem Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Hailie's song starts....... Eminem: yo, I can't sing Me : I love the way u lie Submitted by: Kabir
| Eminem looks like the guy from Eiffel 65 (I'm blue da ba de) only you were too busy pretending he wrote his own songs and beats that you didn't pay attention. :) Submitted by: Scream
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Also known as: Marshall Bruce Mathers III. Submitted by: PersonUDon'tKnow44
Also known as: Marshall Bruce Mathers, III. Submitted by: IAmWrong
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "8 Mile" | Pretty much played himself, like Prince in "Purple Rain". - rap |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "My Name Is" | Chorus is "Hi, my name is Slim Shady". - Mike |
| "The Real Slim Shady" | "Slim Shady" being one of Eminem's aliases, of course - Mike |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Skitl | Another singular round candy name misspelt. | jonny |
| Reesiz Pieciz | Another misspelled small candy. | Bill |
| Mr. Badbar | The opposite of Mr. Goodbar, another candy. | Erin Gobraugh |
| Kit Kat | One candy name deserves another. | Rachel |
| Enema | He needs one to get the crap out his mouth. | Bill |
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Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "The Real Wayne Brady" | "The Real Slim Shady" | Paul Warren |
| "The Real Slim Cowboy" | "The Real Slim Shady" | Maghon Barkley |
| "Dad Meets Azriel" | "Bad Meets Evil" | Mark |
| "The Real Husband Of Mrs. Brady" | "The Real Slim Shady" | parody_MASTA |
| "Tush Like That" | "A** Like That" | Sabina |
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Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Lose Yourself," | Let me just walk into this dark forest... | Wade |
| "Lose Yourself," | How?.... | Ricky |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Weatherman Says," Jack Wagner | "Cold Wind Blows," Eminem | |
| "Not Enough Love In The World," Don Henley | "Never Enough," Eminem | |
| "Tell Me When," Soul Asylum | "When The Music Stops," Eminem | |
| "I Got A Name," Jim Croce | "My Name Is...," Eminem | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Criminal" | "Idiot!" | CryHavoc |
| "The Real Slim Shady" | "The Real Dim Lady" | Phil Alexander |
| "Not Afraid" | "Need Some Raid" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Dad's Gone Crazy" | "Sisters Gone Cray-z" | Clearlyfem |
| "I Need A Doctor" | "I Need A Dark Lord" | Dragon |
| "Lose Yourself" | "Lose Your Wealth (Occupy Wall Street)" | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
| "Lose Yourself" | "Lose Your Wealth (Occupy Wall Street)" | Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) |
| "Not Afraid" | "Missed My Class" | Blaydeman |
| "I Love the Way You Lie" | "These Smiles, They Are Not True" | Blaydeman |
| "Soldier" | "Stoner" | Mwzk |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Stan | South Park | Rachel |
| Sing For The Moment | 'American Idol' promo | tictacs941 |
| Amityville | Jerry Springer Show | MagicMarker |
| Puke | Doctor/Clinic | 25 Cent |
| Just Lose It | Something Related To Mental Health/insanity | soda q |
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Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| lose yourself | helpline for missing children | Daniel L |
| Brain Damage | Brain Surgery | tictacs941 |
| My Name is | Alzheimer's Hotline | tictacs941 |
| Puke | Bulimia Hotline | Dan |
| Rock Bottom | Psychiatrist's Office | Salma |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor The Arctic Monkeys | Without Me Eminem | I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor Without Me Well obviously! | Edward |
| Politically Uncorrect Gretchen Wilson with Merle Haggard | The Real Slim Shady Eminem | The Real, Politically Uncorrect Slim Shady | Anonymous1337 |
| Bring 'Em Out Hawk Nelson | The Real Slim Shady Eminem | Bring Out The Real Slim Shady ...so we can STONE him | Emi |
| American Idiot Green Day | The Real Slim Shady Eminem | The Real American Idiot When you consider that Eminem is one, well.... | Emi |
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"Without Me"
Misheard Lyrics: C*m on your lips,
summon your t*ts 'cause this sh*t's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits F*ck you Demi! Original Lyrics: .C*m on your lips,
some on your t*ts 'cause this sh*t's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits F*ck you Debbie! | "My 1st Single"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm Michael J., he'd suck my c*ck anyday
Original Lyrics: I'm like OJ, he's like my Cochran today
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"My Name Is"
Misheard Lyrics: Hi, kids! Do you like violets?
or Hi, kids! Do you like Primus? or Hi, kids! Do you like pirates? or Hi, kids! Do you like Linus? Original Lyrics: Hi, kids! Do you like violence?
| "Stan"
Misheard Lyrics: the morning rape love touched my window
Original Lyrics: The morning rain clouds up my window.
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"Without Me"
Misheard Lyrics: C*m on your lips,
summon your t*ts 'cause this sh*t's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits F*ck you Demi! Original Lyrics: .C*m on your lips,
some on your t*ts 'cause this sh*t's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits F*ck you Debbie! |
Story about this misheard lyric by: JeReMy I thought this was about some beef Eminem had with Demi Moore. |
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"Who Knew"
The Funny Lyrics: But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace
You shoulda been watching him - apparently you ain't parents. Why They're Funny: This is taking the mick out of all the people who blame other people for them being bad parents.
Submitted by: Yasmr
| "Guilty Conscience"
The Funny Lyrics: [Eminem] You gonna take advice from somebody who was charged with gun possession?
[Dre] Why you? [Eminem] Ah ah! Temper temper! Did you think I wouldn't remember? How the hell are you gonna tell this guy not to be violent? [Dre] Because he don't need to go the same route that I did. Been there. Done that. There's no need for him to be violent. Why They're Funny: Eminem wasn't even on the music scene when Dre was popular, so how could he know about his past? Unless they knew each other personally at the time?
Submitted by: Celeste
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"Say Goodbye Hollywood"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Say goodbye say goodbye to Hollywood
Why They're Repetitive: The chorus is this sentence eight times. And he sings to chorus four times. It's rather repetitive.
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "Solider"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm a solider
Why They're Repetitive: He constantly repeats it. And he isn't even a solider
Submitted by: McHobbit
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"Insane"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I was born with a dick in my brain
Why They're Nonsensical: There is no record of anyone ever being born with a dick in their brain, Eminem included.
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "Our House"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Even when I was underage, Mama told the cops I was tryin to run away
Why They're Nonsensical: "Even" when he was under age? I don't think that the police would have cared about him trying to run away from home if he had not been under age.
Submitted by: McHobbit
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"If I Get Locked Up Tonight"
The Insincere Lyrics: Hell yeah I punch my b****
And beat my kids in public Why They're Insincere: He has never beaten his kids in public. If he had it, we'd all know about it because it'd all over the media.
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "Guilty Conscience"
The Insincere Lyrics: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard Why They're Insincere: His (ex) wife is still alive and well and as far as I know he never kidnapped his daughter either.
Submitted by: McHobbit
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"When I'm Gone"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: But Baby were in Sweden,
how did you get to Sweden Why They're Misrhymed: Don't rhyme Sweden with Sweden.
Ed Note: Same-word rhyming (identical rhymes) are not misrhymed. No more submissions of this type of rhyme will be accepted. Submitted by: patcatyuri (formerly phamilto)
| "Just Lose It"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Don't worry
Poopa's got a brand new bag of toys Why They're Misrhymed: Fre, these are the real lyrics, although they still don't rhyme very well!
Submitted by: bobpiecheese
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"The Real Slim Shady"
The Insulting Lyrics: Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records.
Well I do, so (expletive) him and (expletive) you too. Why They're Insulting: Surprised this wasn't up here already. You don't need to look very far to see why this is insulting.
Submitted by: Orville Beddenrocker
| "Hailie's song"
The Insulting Lyrics: My baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner
Why They're Insulting: Children aren't possessions.
Submitted by: McHobbit
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"Hallie's Song"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Man, if I could sing, I'd keep singing this song to my daughter
if I could hit the notes, I'd blow something as long as my father Why They're Inappropriate: Eminem sang this song for his daughter who was about six at the time. That alone makes it inappropriate.
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "Kill You"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Shut up slut, you're causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut, OK Ma? "Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore, snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?" Why They're Inappropriate: What is NOT inappropriate about this?
Submitted by: McHobbit
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"Brain Damage"
The Dated Lyrics: Way before my baby daughter Hailie
I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey Why They're Dated: The "baby", born in December 1995, is a teenager now.
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "My Name Is"
The Dated Lyrics: And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
Why They're Dated: Kris Kross were popular in the early and mid 90's. I doubt that kids listening to Eminem now would know who they are. (Editor:Don't be so sure about that.)
Submitted by: McHobbit
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"My 1st Single"
The Dirty Lyrics: Eri-Eri-Erick swallowed some Generic
sleeping pills, and woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare-naked. Why They're Dirty: I have the album Encore. when I usually listioned to it I didn't pay attention to it. One day when I was listioning to it on my headphones I picked up what he was saying and I was shocked at what the song was saying
Submitted by: E.D.S
| "Shake That Ass"
The Dirty Lyrics: I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygenist.
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes. Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse. Swish but don't spit it. Swallow and i'll finish. Why They're Dirty: Eeeewww! I don't think my oral hygentist can legally do that. Sounds alittle unsanitary to me.
Submitted by: Christy Adams
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"Deja Vu"
The Lyrics: See me and you we almost had the same outcome, Heath
Who They Mention: Heath Ledger
Submitted by: Dexy83
| "Girls"
The Lyrics: They just think you're corny since Christina played you
I say f*** Christina, he says f*** Christina but meaner Who They Mention: Christina Aguilera
Submitted by: Shyanne
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"If I had"
The Lyrics: I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz Product Brand Name: Nike and Lugz
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "Superman"
The Lyrics: Put anthrax on a Tampax
Product Brand Name: Tampax
Submitted by: Mike
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"The Way I Am"
The Song Lyrics: That song, Guilty Conscience, has
gotten such rotten responses Song They Mention: A direct reference to Guilty Conscience, a previous single of his, and how it got a lot of controversy (sorta like this one).
Submitted by: Mike
| "Stan"
The Song Lyrics: You know the song by Phil Collins
In the Air of the Night Song They Mention: In The Air Tonight (by Phil Collins)
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"Like Toy Soldiers"
Opening Lines: Step by step, heart to heart. Left, right, left, we all fall down like toy soldiers.
Comments: Submitted by: Liz Bone
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"Kill You"
The Made Up Words: I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks this eighty Gs a week to say the same things tweece!
Comments: Obviously tweece is a made up word.
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "Fack"
The Made Up Words: fack
Comments: This was used as a censor for "F***". Even with that, Curtian Call still got a sticker.
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
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"Elevator"
The Boasting Lyrics: There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said, "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him That's not happnin, that I can't fathom Eighy-some million records worldwide later I'm livin in a house with a fucking elevator Comments: We all know that he's very rich and very famous. There is no need to remind people of that. Now to be fair he DOES say that he couldn't quite fathom it until it happened, but it's still bragging.
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "My Dad's Gone Crazy"
The Boasting Lyrics: There's no mountain I can't climb There's no tower too high, No plane that I can't learn how to fly
Comments: This guy really thinks that there is nothing he can't do
Submitted by: McHobbit
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"Kim"
The Lyrics: Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do NOW BLEED! B**** BLEED! BLEED! B**** BLEED! BLEED Why: He's saying he doesn't need to wake the baby, because he's about to kill his wife. She's also bleeding because of that, obviously. Scary. :P
Submitted by: Christiana
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"Seduction"
The Lyrics: She brings my name up constant
Why: That would be constantlY, with a y.
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "Like Toy Soldiers"
The Lyrics: I can't think of a perfecter way to word it.
Why: Perfecter is a word. But it means "One who perfects something". In this context, it would be "more perfect" .
Submitted by: McHobbit
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"Medicine Ball"
The Lyrics: Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
It's the village in New York, right next to the Tribeca Why: Tribeca is a neighborhood in Manhattan, New York City
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "Medicine Ball"
The Lyrics: Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
It's the village in New York, right next to the Tribeca Why: Tribeca is a neighborhood in Manhattan, New York City
Submitted by: McHobbit
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"Hailie's song"
The Lyrics: So sayonara, try tomorrow, nice to know ya
Why: He pronounces tomorrow as tomorra
Submitted by: McHobbit
| "Without Me"
The Lyrics: So this must mean I'm disgusting,
But its just me I'm just obscene Why: He pronounced disgusting as dis-gus-teen to rhyme with obscene
Submitted by: McHobbit
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"Hailie's Song"
The Lyrics: So sayonara, try tomorrow, nice to know ya
Why: Sayonara means goodbye or farewell in Japanese
Submitted by: McHobbit
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"My Dad's Gone Crazy"
The Lyrics: What have I gotta do to
Get through to you to show you there aunt nothing I can't take this chainsaw to Why: You would take a chainsaw to someones neck?
Submitted by: Sarah
| "Evil Deeds"
The Lyrics: My momma don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off
Ring ring ring, on the door bell of the next door neighbors on their front porch But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone elses lawn Till somebody finally took me in, my great aunt, uncle Edna 'n Charles They were the ones who were left in charge My elementary they gang up on me and sang this song It went a little something like mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn Momma why do they keep saying this I just dont understand, understand And by the way, where's my dad? Why: He says it in nursery rhyme type. But the lyrics are sorta disturbing.
Submitted by: Maya
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"A** Like That"
The Lyrics: It makes my Slinky go Da-doing-doing-doing
Why: "Da-doing-doing-doing" is an onomatopoeia for his you-know-what bouncing up and down.
Submitted by: Glenn Rousseau
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"My Name Is"
The Lyrics: Hi kids, do you like violence?
Why: If you're a teacher and your cellphone rang with this tone at school, you would be in huge trouble.
Submitted by: dxman
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