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Music Quotes:
I have big nuts. Huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have. - Eminem Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Music Jokes:
What is Eminem's favorite paper? Wrapping paper. Submitted by: Michael
| Guy 1: What would happen if Eminem became anorexic, and started wearing sunglasses from now on? Guy2: He'd be the 'Real' Slim Shady Submitted by: Joel Martinez
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Band Name Origins:
- Mathers was in a local rap duet in Detroit around 1995, and his psuedonym was "MNM", deriving from his initials. He later drew it out into Eminem. Submitted by: Drakona
- He has a fancy for Enimas and he didn't know the correct spelling. When he called a gas station to get the correct spelling the guy answering told him Eminem and Marshall wrote it down on his Application to be a Homie License. Submitted by: G Thang
Why the Name is Stupid:
- Alright, if he's going to be so profane with what he says, why does he name himself after a candy that a 5 year old would beg for? I mean really! "mommy, I want Eminem" "now honey, you've had enough sugar" "no mommy, I want to hear about canibals"... I mean REALLY... he was asking for it! Submitted by: Vesta84
- The words mine and me together. What a narcissistic jerk! besides, it sounds like enima. Submitted by: tim glenn
- He's a really funny guy, but... I think he named himself after a certain candy that melts in your mouth and not in your hand. Submitted by: Chris Smith
Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Marshall Bruce Mathers, III. Submitted by: IAmWrong
Also known as: Marshall Bruce Mathers III. Submitted by: GC Luva
Strange Offspring Names:
- Whitney - This is actually Kim's daughter with her ex boyfriend, not her son. And Em & Kim are raising her neice Alaina. Submitted by: Stacey
- Whitney - This is actually Kim's son's name. She had him when Em and Kim were split up, but Em does raise him. Along with Kim's niece, whom he must have adopted because her last name is Mathers, I believe her first name is Alaina. Submitted by: Courtney
- Whitney - This is Kim's daughter, but Eminem takes care of her. Submitted by: C.C.
- Hailie - This is a reply to jason: Where do you get "Ogba" from? Eminem's child's name is "Hailie". Submitted by: 'Cos I ain't no hollaback girl!
- Hailie - My name is Hailey. But Hailie is soo much better. I love how it is spelt. It is prettier. Submitted by: Hailey
- Hailie Jade - This is a great name for a little girl. However, I prefer the spelling Hailey or Hayleigh. Submitted by: Ell
- Hailie Jade Scott - H-a-i-l-i-e is either just a diffrent and less common way to spell it or just maybe a nicer way to spell it...and less plain. Maybe it's just a way that Eminem and Kim wanted it to be spelt. Submitted by: Emma - plymouth - ENGLAND
- Hailie Jade - This is a lovely name that he chose for his beautiful daugther!!! Submitted by: Alice
- Hailie - Hailie is an adorable name! Her dad sometimes calls her by her first name+her middle name which is Jade= Hailie Jade. I am Eminem's #1 fan and i just love his daughter as much as I love his music! Submitted by: Kristin
- Hailie Jade - I think that Hailie Jade is a cutie name. i love it and I know that Em does to and i know that he doesn't like people talking about his daughter and i think that when people say that he doesn't love his daughter then they don't know how hard it is to have a child and be a star at the same time you try to have a child an dbe the best parent when you have a camera in your face but i live the name and know that everyone doesnt but its a beautiful name and he did a great job choosing her name!!! Submitted by: Bethany
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "8 Mile" | Pretty much played himself, like Prince in "Purple Rain". - rap |
Vain Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Stan" | It's about an obsessive fan of Eminem's. Let's face it; ALL of Eminem's songs are "vain songs" cuz he only sings about himself. - cygna vamp |
| "My Name Is" | Chorus is "Hi, my name is Slim Shady". - Mike |
| "The Real Slim Shady" | "Slim Shady" being one of Eminem's aliases, of course - Mike |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Enema | He needs one to get the crap out his mouth. | Bill |
| Enemy | He's getting to be one for many people | Bye-Gon Jinx |
| I Wish I Was Black | Self-explainatory. | DarkJon64 |
| Eminenima | The effect his music has on some people. | Greg G. |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "The Real Wayne Brady" | "The Real Slim Shady" | Paul Warren |
| "The Real Slim Cowboy" | "The Real Slim Shady" | Maghon Barkley |
| "Dad Meets Azriel" | "Bad Meets Evil" | Mark |
| "The Real Husband Of Mrs. Brady" | "The Real Slim Shady" | parody_MASTA |
| "Tush Like That" | "A** Like That" | Sabina |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Lose Yourself," | Let me just walk into this dark forest... | karen |
| "Lose Yourself," | How?.... | karen |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "I've Got A Name" | "My Name Is...," Eminem | The Other Guy |
| "Got A Lot On My Head" | "Just Lose It," Eminem | If it's good enough for Britney....... - Fran T. Cally |
| "What you waiting for?" | "Encore," Eminem | idk - lil g |
| "My Name Is" | "Stan," Eminem | Stephanie |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"The Real Sim Shady" originally "The Real Slim Shady"
As in the video game "The Sims".
Mr. X
"The Real Slim Shad" originally "The Real Silm Shady"
Heather Brockwell
"Rabbi Run" originally "Rabbit Run"
Brenda Kohn
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"My Worlds Are Weapons" originally "My Words Are Weapons"
Joanna Whitmire
"The Regal Slim Shady" originally "The Real Slim Shady"
Candace Mercer
"The Real Slime Shady" originally "The Real Slim Shady"
Candace Mercer
"My Swords Are Weapons" originally "My Words Are Weapons"
Heather Brockwell
"Close Yourself" originally "Lose Yourself"
Samantha Wayland
There are additional Eminem song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"My Words Ate Weapons" originally "My Words Are Weapons"
Melanie Bianca Green
"My Words Arm Weapons" originally "My Words Are Weapons"
Bill
"My Words Ate Weapons" originally "My Words Are Weapons"
Bill
"My Worms Are Weapons" originally "My Words Are Weapons"
Bill
"Star" originally "Stan"
justme
There are additional Eminem song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
A scathing yet loving rap that mocks Eminem while drawing attention to the apostasy of modern churches.
YouTube: (youtube video)
(Comments)
This one is the first parody recorded by me alone, but I'm posting it under the same account as Dave has a lot to do with why I'm into recording now.
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Feb 2
"The Real Slim Ladies" by Jake A. Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
a parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
Wrote this a while back, but thought I'd record it after the recent crackdown on anorexic models in Europe.
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A parody of Superman by Eminem about a salesman selling a woman an amazing do-it-all machine called the Superman.
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Without Me" | "Without G" | AntB |
| "Marshall Mathers" | "SMD" | SMD |
| "Lose Yourself" | "Lose Your Health" | Agrimorfee |
| "When I'm Gone" | "God Ain't Gone" | Joey Dearing |
| "Stan" | "Dan" | JNorrington615 |
| "The Way I Am" | "The Time Paris Hilton Served " | Syncronos |
| "Sing For The Moment" | "Sting At The Moment" | Agrimorfee |
| "Without Me" | "Foul Mouthed Me" | Red Ant |
| "Stan" | "Prequel to Stan...(back when he believed in Santa)" | Stuart McArthur |
| "The Real Slim Shady" | "Airrider vs Out-Of-Character Fanfiction" | Airrider |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Stan | South Park | Rachel |
| Sing For The Moment | 'American Idol' promo | tictacs941 |
| Amityville | Jerry Springer Show | MagicMarker |
| Puke | Doctor/Clinic | 25 Cent |
| Just Lose It | Something Related To Mental Health/insanity | soda q |
| There are additional Eminem commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| lose yourself | helpline for missing children | Daniel L |
| Brain Damage | Brain Surgery | tictacs941 |
| My Name is | Alzheimer's Hotline | tictacs941 |
| Puke | Bulimia Hotline | Dan |
| Rock Bottom | Psychiatrist's Office | Salma |
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Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Politically Uncorrect Gretchen Wilson with Merle Haggard | The Real Slim Shady Eminem | The Real, Politically Uncorrect Slim Shady | Anonymous1337 |
| Bring 'Em Out Hawk Nelson | The Real Slim Shady Eminem | Bring Out The Real Slim Shady ...so we can STONE him | Emi |
| American Idiot Green Day | The Real Slim Shady Eminem | The Real American Idiot When you consider that Eminem is one, well.... | Emi |
| Tonight Carmen Marty Robbins | My Name Is Eminem | Tonight My Name Is Carmen | Adrienne Schnell |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Green M&M Day
Green Day combined with Eminem
You know that's funny!! I love M&Ms and green is my favorite color, so if this was a real day, I would LOVE IT!!!! Plus that green M&M chick on the commercials is pretty hot so there's a plus for the horndogs too!
Submitted By: Wise Man Number Three
Boney Eminem
Boney M combined with Eminem
Shady would finally get those gay club hits happening.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Will.I.Eminem
Will.I.Am combined with Eminem
It's a hip-hop comedy duo between a BEP member and a white rapper.
Submitted By: Courtney Gripling
Misheard Lyrics:
"Square Dance"
Misheard Lyrics: We're gonna have good time;
Don't be scared, just learn the new words now Original Lyrics: We're gonna have a good ol' time;
Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothing to worry about. | "Guilty Concience"
Misheard Lyrics: If you shave your legs with granny's razorblades
Original Lyrics: If you shave your legs with her aged razorblades
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"When I'm Gone"
Misheard Lyrics: When I'm gone, just carry on, don't moan
See joyce every time you hear the sound of my voice. Original Lyrics: When I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice. | "Smack That"
Misheard Lyrics: Flap jack
Original Lyrics: Smack that.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Stan"
Misheard Lyrics: My teas gone cold
I'm wonderin' why I got out of bed at all Go and make love to my window And I can see it all And even if I could it would all be great Put your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad. Original Lyrics: My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can't see at all And even if I could, it'll all be gray But your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Angel I think I was about 13 when I first heard this song.. I was wondering why somone would make love to a window and just how that would work out. That is, until my mother had let me know what was actually said. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"The Real Slim Shady"
Better Lyrics:
I'm Tom Brady, yes I'm the real Bray
All you other Tom Brady's are just imitating
So won't the real Tom Brady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
All you other Tom Brady's are just imitating
So won't the real Tom Brady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
Original Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up? Please stand up?
Submitted by: Psycho Librarian
"Cleaning Out My Closet"
Better Lyrics:
I know you want to hurt me,
I know you want to kill me,
I know you want me to die
but tonight,
I'm hiding in my closet
I know you want to kill me,
I know you want me to die
but tonight,
I'm hiding in my closet
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry momma,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry
but tonight,
I'm cleaning out my closet
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry
but tonight,
I'm cleaning out my closet
Submitted by: Badger Knight
"Cleaning Out My Closet"
Better Lyrics:
I'm sorry momma,
I never meant to kill you,
I never meant to make you die
but tonight,
I'm cleaning off my steak knife
I never meant to kill you,
I never meant to make you die
but tonight,
I'm cleaning off my steak knife
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry momma,
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry
but tonight,
I'm cleaning out my closet
I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry
but tonight,
I'm cleaning out my closet
Submitted by: SmartyPants
Funny Lyrics:
"Ass Like That"
The Funny Lyrics: Don't treat me like a murderer I just like to pee/pee pee yes, I make R&B/ I sing song it go ringy chong ah, ching chong, chong, chong ching/ Psyche, I joke I kid I kid/ if I offend please forgive./ For I am Triumph The Puppet Dog , I am a mere puppet/ I can an say anything and you will love it.
Why They're Funny: The lyrics explain themselves!! I think that the whole song is pretty much funny but those are the funniest parts of the song!!!!!
Submitted by: E.D.S
| "Puke"
The Funny Lyrics: [Sounds of someone puking] There I go--thinking of you again
Why They're Funny: c'mon, it's self-explainitory
Submitted by: mara
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"Drugs"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Drugs are bad
Why They're Repetitive: Mkay... I got it... I don't need any more re-assurance.
Submitted by: pimpIN
| "Wee Willie Winkie"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Wee Willie Winkie! (x9,000)
Why They're Repetitive: Yes, it does say Wee Willie Winkie 9,000 consecutive times in the song, I'm not exagguratting............ It's the only lyric in the song!! I hate Eminem! The repetition in this is worse than the Chemical Brothers 'Wednesday' song. When I first heard Wednesday by Chemical Brothers, I hated it. This makes Wednesday seem like the least repetetive song ever!
Submitted by: Tarquin
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Insincere Lyrics:
"Just Lose It"
The Insincere Lyrics: That's not a stab at Michael
Why They're Insincere: Uh huh, sure it's not...the entire *song* is a stab at Michael Jackson!
Submitted by: Chad
| "My Dad's Gone Crazy"
The Insincere Lyrics: There's no tower too high
No plane that I can't learn how to fly Why They're Insincere: This song was on an album released in 2002. Less than a year after the terrorist attacks on September the 11th when planes were hijacked and crashed into the Twin Towers.
Submitted by: Dan
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"When I'm Gone"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: But Baby were in Sweden,
how did you get to Sweden Why They're Misrhymed: Don't rhyme Sweden with Sweden.
Ed Note: Same-word rhyming (identical rhymes) are not misrhymed. No more submissions of this type of rhyme will be accepted. Submitted by: patcatyuri (formerly phamilto)
| "Just Lose It"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Don't worry
Poopa's got a brand new bag of toys Why They're Misrhymed: Fre, these are the real lyrics, although they still don't rhyme very well!
Submitted by: bobpiecheese
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Insulting Lyrics:
"Shake That"
The Insulting Lyrics: I want a girl who will do whatever the f***
I say every day she be givin' it up Why They're Insulting: How insulting and degrading to women is that?! If he lets girls know he wants a slave he's not likely to find anyone to date... at least hopefully.
Submitted by: Alex
| "White America"
The Insulting Lyrics: See the problem is, I speak to suburban kids
Who otherwise woulda never knew these words exist Whose moms probably woulda never gave two squirts of **** 'Til I created so much mother****in' turbulence! Why They're Insulting: its kinda an insult to suburban kids because its like code for saying there stupid because they dont know the words hes 'spitting'
Submitted by: parody_MASTA
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Spend Some Time"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I never would have thought i'd see you out of control./ even though ,my p**is was deep down in your hole.
Why They're Inappropriate: It is so nasty!! i like some of the song but it is so grose. I like Eminem ,but some of his song can be so inappropriate!!!!
Submitted by: E.D.S
| "Spend Some Some Time"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I complimented her I said 'You have Very Nice Lips'/ with my imagination, I could see her suckin'
Why They're Inappropriate: Well it is just plain nasty!!
Submitted by: E.D.S
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Dirty Lyrics:
"My 1st Single"
The Dirty Lyrics: Eri-Eri-Erick swallowed some Generic
sleeping pills, and woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare-naked. Why They're Dirty: I have the album Encore. when I usually listioned to it I didn't pay attention to it. One day when I was listioning to it on my headphones I picked up what he was saying and I was shocked at what the song was saying
Submitted by: E.D.S
| "Shake That Ass"
The Dirty Lyrics: I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygenist.
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes. Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse. Swish but don't spit it. Swallow and i'll finish. Why They're Dirty: Eeeewww! I don't think my oral hygentist can legally do that. Sounds alittle unsanitary to me.
Submitted by: Christy Adams
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Ass Like That"
The Lyrics: Jessica Simpson
Looks oh so tempting Who They Mention: Isn't that a bit obvious?
Submitted by: Time Machine
| "My 1st Single"
The Lyrics: I'm Michael J. he's like my cock from the day
Paris and Nikki's parents must be so tickled to cherish To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly Britney and Justin videotapes of them f***in Who They Mention: Michael Jackson, Paris and Nikki Hilton, R. Kelly, Britney Spears And Jusion Timberlake
Submitted by: Leean
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Superman"
The Lyrics: Put anthrax on a Tampax
Product Brand Name: Tampax
Submitted by: Mike
| "We As Americans"
The Lyrics: Stomp on 'em
with shoes you call Nikes Product Brand Name: Nike
Submitted by: Lo And Beheld
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Stan"
The Song Lyrics: You know the song by Phil Collins
In the Air of the Night Song They Mention: In the Air Tonight
Submitted by: Paul Warren
| "Ass Like That"
The Song Lyrics: In that video she sings get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo Song They Mention: "Leave (Get Out)" by Jojo
Submitted by: bobpiecheese
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Boasts in Song Lyrics:
"My Name Is"
The Boasting Lyrics: 99% of my life I was lied to
I found out my mom does more dope than I do Comments: I don't really think that's anything to be proud of.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Cleaning Out My Closet"
The Boasting Lyrics: I'll take you back to '73, before I ever had a multi-platinum selling CD
Comments: Nice way to remind your listeners of your multi-platinum selling CDs!
Submitted by: skyshine
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Song Title Anagrams:
"Yam Mines" originally "My Name Is..."
Submitted by: Josh
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Evil Deeds"
The Lyrics: My momma don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off
Ring ring ring, on the door bell of the next door neighbors on their front porch But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone elses lawn Till somebody finally took me in, my great aunt, uncle Edna 'n Charles They were the ones who were left in charge My elementary they gang up on me and sang this song It went a little something like mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn Momma why do they keep saying this I just dont understand, understand And by the way, where's my dad? Why: He says it in nursery rhyme type. But the lyrics are sorta disturbing.
Submitted by: Maya
| "Evil Deeds"
The Lyrics: Father please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds Why: When you hear the song, it kinda makes you wanna bob your head, but listening to the lyrics, you're like....huh? Well, Jeez....
Submitted by: Maya
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Song Lawsuits:
"My Name Is"
Eminem's own mother filed a lawsuit against her son over the lyric "99% of my life I was lied to I found out my mom does more dope than I do." In her lawsuit Mrs Mathers claims that she never did do drugs of anykind around her son. But soon she repeatedly dropped and reinstated the lawsuit.
Submitted by: Celeste
