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A lot of rap music features the singer openly boasting. I'm looking for examples of boasts that are unrealistic.

Boasts in Song Lyrics, Eminem

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Eminem's, "Cleaning Out My Closet"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I'll take you back to '73, before I ever had a multi-platinum selling CD
Nice way to remind your listeners of your multi-platinum selling CDs!
Submitted by: skyshine
Eminem's, "Elevator"
The Boasting Lyrics:
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He said, "What if you went platinum?"
I'd just laugh at him
That's not happnin, that I can't fathom
Eighy-some million records worldwide later
I'm livin in a house with a fucking elevator
We all know that he's very rich and very famous. There is no need to remind people of that. Now to be fair he DOES say that he couldn't quite fathom it until it happened, but it's still bragging.
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "My Dad's Gone Crazy"
The Boasting Lyrics:
There's no mountain I can't climb There's no tower too high, No plane that I can't learn how to fly
This guy really thinks that there is nothing he can't do
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "My Name Is"
The Boasting Lyrics:
99% of my life I was lied to
I found out my mom does
more dope than I do
I don't really think that's anything to be proud of.
Submitted by: Celeste
Eminem's, "Rap God"
The Boasting Lyrics:
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
I can't think of a larger boast than claiming omnipotence.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Eminem's, "Solider"
The Boasting Lyrics:
you ***** could never do it like I could do it,
don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it
What can I say apart from someone's got a lot of self esteem?
Submitted by: McHobbit

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