Funniest Lyrics, Eminem
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Teacher, teacher, quick, I need a naked nurse!
Submitted by: Billy Dickcheese
Dr Dre: Hold up, maybe there's an explanation for this shit.
Eminem: What? She tripped, fell, then landed on his dick!?
Why do you even ask?
Submitted by: Guest
[Eminem] You gonna take advice from somebody who was charged with gun possession?
[Dre] Why you?
[Eminem] Ah ah! Temper temper! Did you think I wouldn't remember?
How the hell are you gonna tell this guy not to be violent?
[Dre] Because he don't need to go the same route that I did.
Been there. Done that. There's no need for him to be violent.
Eminem wasn't even on the music scene when Dre was popular, so how could he know about his past? Unless they knew each other personally at the time?
Submitted by: Celeste
's, "I Think My Dad's Gone Crazy"
It's like my mother always told me,
rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana
"Rana" is Spanish for frog. I doubt that that's what is being intended here, but it still comes across to me as funny.
Submitted by: Ted
I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful,
I like birds, bees, I like people,
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
Like when my teacher sucked me weewee in preschool
The first couple lines make it seem like he's okay, but the last line goes too far.
Submitted by: The Smart Idiot
Ha ha ha. I'm just playing, ladies. You know I love you.
This at the end of a song in which half the chorus is 'b*tch I'm-a kill you!' (which could probably go into the "Insulting" lyrics section)...it adds a bit of humorous irony to the song.
Submitted by: Alex
Sue: I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
Eminem: I'm over here Sue, you're talkin to the plant, look!
This one just comes across to me as funny; he tells the lady that she's talking to a plant and not to him!
Submitted by: Tom Foolery
Hi, my name is...
What? My name is...
Who? My name is (chicka chicka)...
This part just sounds funny to listen to. Particularly all the things being thrown in between each instance of "my name is". The "chicka chicka" part is from scratching.
Submitted by: Bob
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee!
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree!
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me
Even funnier when you consider that many DO seem to want to grow up just like him.
Submitted by: My_name_is_kenny
's, "The Real Slim Shady"
And Dr. Dre said, Nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre IS DEAD!
Because you're expecting Dr. Dre to say something funny and it turns out 'He's dead' and also in the video there's this funny picture of him 'missing' on a milk carton
Submitted by: Lena
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
When you say it slow it sounds hilarious, and wouzers is a funny word to use.
Submitted by: Kyle
But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace
You shoulda been watching him - apparently you ain't parents.
This is taking the mick out of all the people who blame other people for them being bad parents.
Submitted by: Yasmr
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