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These are lyrics by Eminem that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Eminem

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Eminem's, "Brain Damage"
The Funny Lyrics:
Teacher, teacher, quick, I need a naked nurse!
Why They're funny:
Submitted by: Billy Dickcheese
Eminem's, "Guilty Conscience"
The Funny Lyrics:
Dr Dre: Hold up, maybe there's an explanation for this shit.
Eminem: What? She tripped, fell, then landed on his dick!?
Why They're funny:
Why do you even ask?
Submitted by: Guest
Eminem's, "Guilty Conscience"
The Funny Lyrics:
[Eminem] You gonna take advice from somebody who was charged with gun possession?
[Dre] Why you?
[Eminem] Ah ah! Temper temper! Did you think I wouldn't remember?
How the hell are you gonna tell this guy not to be violent?
[Dre] Because he don't need to go the same route that I did.
Been there. Done that. There's no need for him to be violent.
Why They're funny:
Eminem wasn't even on the music scene when Dre was popular, so how could he know about his past? Unless they knew each other personally at the time?
Submitted by: Celeste
Eminem's, "I Think My Dad's Gone Crazy"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's like my mother always told me,
rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana
Why They're funny:
"Rana" is Spanish for frog. I doubt that that's what is being intended here, but it still comes across to me as funny.
Submitted by: Ted
Eminem's, "I'm Shady"
The Funny Lyrics:
I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful,
I like birds, bees, I like people,
I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful
Like when my teacher sucked me weewee in preschool
Why They're funny:
The first couple lines make it seem like he's okay, but the last line goes too far.
Submitted by: The Smart Idiot
Eminem's, "Kill You"
The Funny Lyrics:
Ha ha ha. I'm just playing, ladies. You know I love you.
Why They're funny:
This at the end of a song in which half the chorus is 'b*tch I'm-a kill you!' (which could probably go into the "Insulting" lyrics section) adds a bit of humorous irony to the song.
Submitted by: Alex
Eminem's, "My Fault"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sue: I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook
Eminem: I'm over here Sue, you're talkin to the plant, look!
Why They're funny:
This one just comes across to me as funny; he tells the lady that she's talking to a plant and not to him!
Submitted by: Tom Foolery
Eminem's, "My Name Is"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hi, my name is...
What? My name is...
Who? My name is (chicka chicka)...
Slim Shady!
Why They're funny:
This part just sounds funny to listen to. Particularly all the things being thrown in between each instance of "my name is". The "chicka chicka" part is from scratching.
Submitted by: Bob
Eminem's, "Role Model"
The Funny Lyrics:
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee!
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree!
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me
Why They're funny:
Even funnier when you consider that many DO seem to want to grow up just like him.
Submitted by: My_name_is_kenny
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
The Funny Lyrics:
And Dr. Dre said, Nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre IS DEAD!
Why They're funny:
Because you're expecting Dr. Dre to say something funny and it turns out 'He's dead' and also in the video there's this funny picture of him 'missing' on a milk carton
Submitted by: Lena
Eminem's, "We Made You"
The Funny Lyrics:
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
Why They're funny:
When you say it slow it sounds hilarious, and wouzers is a funny word to use.
Submitted by: Kyle
Eminem's, "Who Knew"
The Funny Lyrics:
But don't blame me when lil' Eric jumps off of the terrace
You shoulda been watching him - apparently you ain't parents.
Why They're funny:
This is taking the mick out of all the people who blame other people for them being bad parents.
Submitted by: Yasmr

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