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Song Parodies -> "Goats Are Everywhere"

Original Song Title:

"Ghosts Are Everywhere"

Parody Song Title:

"Goats Are Everywhere"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Ever dream that one day you'd wake up and your house would be overrun with goats?! No? Me...neither...why would I think that? That's just silly. But now you can imagine it! Original Song
Goats are everywhere
It’s a barnyard cyclone
Can’t sleep, how did things end up like this?
There must be hundreds here
They will not leave, they’re lingering...

Goats are everywhere
Ran far from some farm that’s
Down the road and now they’re here
I don’t want to do nothin’ drastic,
But I want them out of here...
‘Cause they won’t stop bleatin’...

Baa Baa Ba-ba-baaaa
Goats are everywhere
Baa Baa Ba-ba-baaaa
Goats are everywhere
Baa Baa Ba-ba-baaaa
Goats are everywhere
Baa Baa Ba-ba-baaaa
Goats are everywhere
Everywhere
It’s not fair
They don’t care

Goats are carelessly everywhere
They smashed my TV
And using my carpet just to pee
They’re six of ‘em inside my cupboards
And they’re chewing on my chair
(On my brand new chair)

Goats are everywhere
They do not care ‘bout my kitchen, oh geez...
They’re shedding lots of hair
And my garbage they continue to eat
Chewin’ on old tin cans, so much despair...
And they won’t stop bleatin’

Baa Baa Ba-ba-baaaa
Goats are everywhere
Baa Baa Ba-ba-baaaa
Goats are everywhere
Baa Baa Ba-ba-baaaa
Goats are everywhere
Baa Baa Ba-ba-baaaa
Goats are everywhere

In the driveway
Where dozens eat
I can not leave, haven’t left home in weeks
Hogging the bathroom
They ate all my snacks
On my bed, they are bouncing
So I can’t even nap
‘Cause they're everywhere
Why’d they choose me? They just will not flee
Up all night, and I can’t take much more
Stuff ‘em in a box and ship ‘em to Haiti
And never see those goats no more
...But they just won’t leave...

Baa Baa Ba-ba-baaaa
Goats are everywhere
Baa Baa Ba-ba-baaaa
Goats are everywhere
Baa Baa Ba-ba-baaaa
Goats are everywhere
Baa Baa Ba-ba-baaaa
Goats are everywhere
Everywhere
On my chair, in my hair
Everywhere
My front yard’s not a barn!
Everywhere
I’m so scared, need a prayer!
Everywhere
...Goats are everywhere...

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Matthias - May 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Not baaaaaaaaaaa-ad. Not baaaaaaaaaaaa-ad at all!
Agrimorfee - May 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Funny idea, each and every line in it seemed as if it was the OS and not a parody! Felt like a Dr. Seuss or Shel Silverstein work. Baa-baa! Well done.
bobpiecheese - June 02, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) There's surreal and then there's a house inexplicably full of goats. Great parody, you handled the very weird topic incredibly well. 555 random goats!
syncronos - June 02, 2015 - Report this comment
find some Jamaican people! You'll make a fortune!
Blaydeman - June 03, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Very strange concept, but you did a very great job with it. Very whimsical and fun. Great rhyming too. The "baa-baas" were way too perfect! LOLed every time. Nice work!
Reality Check - June 03, 2015 - Report this comment
About as inventive in concept as that GEICO commercial with the million '"bucks."
Walter Beasley - June 06, 2015 - Report this comment
really baaaaad, man

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